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Post by powerkitten on Mar 31, 2016 16:05:26 GMT -8
A group of roleplayers stand in their rooms, typing away at their computers on a proboards forum called "LET'S SOSL: Reunion." Only one of them look fantastical at all, a roleplayer who calls himself magmorticController. His spacious mansion office and lava form are complete hoaxes, illusions created to trick characters. The in-character camera of the boards is confused as well, not being able to pick up on what's really there. The group's houses are linked by some form of Skaian Magicant, although they never ended up playing SFLARE at all.
“Fuck it, I’m done putting up with this shit. Time to take things into my own hands. Deus Ex Machina, Baby.”
And with that, the Lord of Typos and Retcons moved one of the floorboards of his office aside, revealing the White Acer Aspire One he had hidden under there. He had to hide it, of course, to prevent SJMun from being able to properly remove it’s direct connection to the SBARG reality. He plugged the laptop into it’s charger, as well as an external monitor. The laptop booted up easily, automatically defaulting to the screen that wasn’t covered in a spiderweb of cracks. He withdrew a sledgehammer from his sylladex, smashing the laptop’s internal screen until it became a massive hole through The Fourth Wall. He refreshed the network tab on the slow Windows XP, selecting “The Furthest Ring” and mounting it as drive D. He proceeded to open command prompt as an administrator and entered a single solitary command that he hoped would fix everything. What command you ask? Why, just a little known thing called “CHKDSK D: /R”
“SJMun is going to be so pissed when she sees this. I’ll be called a godmodder for sure. Whatever works to let this end better though.”
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SJmun
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Post by SJmun on Mar 31, 2016 16:09:49 GMT -8
//"You know I can see that?" I said as I probably walked into the office.
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//"at this point though, this event is out of my control, I'm just a participant with a handful of tangental gmpc's. Please don't break everything."
//I literally just sighed there.
//This is all up to metreumun's judgement now...
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Post by powerkitten on Mar 31, 2016 16:17:07 GMT -8
"Oh, SJMun. Hi. If it does anything at all, I expect it'll fix the damage to The Furthest Ring. Maybe close the Rift if I'm lucky."
The tall Lava teenager shrugged.
"Why am I the only one that made themselves an avatar for the in-character lens? We could have done a cool liquids thing, like having Kim be like made of paint."
He sighed, already starting to lose hope that the dragon-loving Mun would let him get away with it.
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Post by SJmun on Mar 31, 2016 16:53:05 GMT -8
"If it makes you feel any better, you can say I look like a jigglypuff." I replied to the dork who insists on roleplaying while messing around out of character.
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Post by lunarLunatic on Mar 31, 2016 16:53:58 GMT -8
The phone rings. It gets picked up anyway regardless of whether or not someone decides to or not.
"WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU DOING."
The voice is filled with slight glitchy noise, but it's otherwise audible and underatandable. It's clear whose voice this was.
"LIKE, CAN YOU NOT!? I HIGHLY DOUBT THIS WILL END UP IN A FUCKING TRAGEDY, UNLESS I'M THE ONE PULLING THE STRINGS. SO THIS SORT OF INTERVENTION IS KIND OF USELESS?"
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Post by frozenlake on Mar 31, 2016 16:54:56 GMT -8
"Eh, I have a few more things up my sleeve."
FLmun walks up to the group, eternally frozen form glimmering in the heat.
"Primarily using the 7 FLs I managed to import, a potential manipulation of the bubbles logic to change the rift destination (such as deep space, near a black hole), and enough physical force to knock that void beast through it. Oh, and by using all the ghosts aspect meters with FLord to... give it to someone who could fix or undo the damage? It would be a heck of a lot aspect power... who knows, maybe Mike could nullify the effects of the null with time powers."
He raises a hand to his chin, musing in thought.
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Post by SJmun on Mar 31, 2016 16:59:44 GMT -8
"one problem, the dome is specifically outside of the bubble's range according to metreumun".
I check my watch and mom is telling me I gotta get going soon.
"I'd love to plot our way out of this dillemma right now but I'm seeing star wars tonight. I'll be back later." and then I walked off and back home or something, idk
edit.
I steped bvack in for a second
"oh wait, I forgot flord has a soulbot for protection. try not to go too nuts with the stuff."
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Post by frozenlake on Mar 31, 2016 17:02:50 GMT -8
Moments later, he gets an idea.
"Actually, there is something far better than a black hole that we could send the null beast at, which by sending it at that, it might actually end up having an effect on the ring, possibly restoring it to a stable state!"
"What exactly, that is, you might ask? I'll tell you. The Red Tear. Timed so that the beast impacts at the same time as the sword."
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Post by lunarLunatic on Mar 31, 2016 17:07:05 GMT -8
"I'M GONNA KILL THE BOTH OF YOU, I SWEAR TO GOD."
Whoever was at the phone drops the call.
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Post by powerkitten on Mar 31, 2016 17:33:00 GMT -8
Lavaboy stops staring off into space.
"Ah, Charles. I hoped you would be able to make it. Nice avatar by the way, it looks good on you. Bai Kat... So, guess we gotta wait for our dragon-fucking friend to show up and tell us if it works or not. "
He starts quietly playing Godus on his phone while he waits.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Mar 31, 2016 17:36:54 GMT -8
I step back into the room with a restaurant menu in one hand, patty melt is circled on it.
"Charles, no. We promised we would never use the Red Rift ever again. Besides, we can't just reuse something like that!"
It takes a moment before I realize I'm still wearing my Seth costume.
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Post by powerkitten on Mar 31, 2016 17:48:30 GMT -8
"Nice cosplay FIMun. I think The Red Tear and The Red Rift are different things though."
Magmortic cringes at his own awful "joke," hurriedly closing one of the tabs on his browser before SJ sees.
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Post by SJmun on Mar 31, 2016 22:14:12 GMT -8
I burst back into the front door with half a bag of popcorn and almost fall over.
"I'm back!" I wave to the skeleton crew in the back.
At this point I get tired of using first person and finally sink back into third person.
So anyways, SJmun takes off her Light hoodie and sits down at her laptop and pulls out her phone to grab a thing from.
She's got a bonus subplot to write over here.
If she had a proper set of fake horns that were assembled all the way she'd be wearing them right now.
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Post by powerkitten on Apr 1, 2016 4:44:29 GMT -8
Teh Myn gets up from his sleep, having crashed out on a pile of Animorphs books. He started chatting with Togetic on Discord, waiting for the other Muns to wake up.
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Post by powerkitten on Apr 1, 2016 7:52:45 GMT -8
"Network Error, command aborted" flashed the Command Prompt on the external monitor. The overheating laptop started to cool off, it's connection through the fourth wall finally giving out.
"Hmm. Oh well. I didn't think that would work anyway."
He went ahead and shut down the laptop, it's purpose was finally forfeit.
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