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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 9:41:00 GMT -8
-> After a longer than usual trip via the elevator, you are now on the basement level. The Door should be just right down the hall, or at least it usually is. Sometimes these hallways aren’t exactly as straightforward as they should be, but you have a good feeling about today. This is not going to be a repeat of that one time…
>Slim: Get moving! You don’t particularly care to make your illusion display the correct running gait at the moment. It’s not like any guests are going to be down here and see you.
>Slim: Arrive at Door Here it is: Chekhov’s door, bearer of the three legendary McGuffins. Your family had been tasked with guarding this door from all who attempt to misuse it. The three McGuffins were once hidden in dungeons across the land, but apparently a group of incredibly bored adventurers retrieved them and stuck them back into the door so it could be used again, or at least that’s how the story was told to you when you were little. …okay, why is there a note taped on the door? …oh dear, it’s from that guy… |
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 9:50:00 GMT -8
>Slim: Be "That Guy" You cannot be “That Guy” yet! “That Guy” hasn’t been unlocked yet! So instead you are now Winona. You’ll have to discover who “That Guy” is later with everyone else. {show dialoglog}
Winona: gross.
Kimura: …what the?
Winona: what’re these bits?
Katie: Little robots that replace the purpose of white blood cells
weird voice: “Either this is one of your stupid experiments, or you’re diseased.”
weird voice: “…Or both.”
Dr. Fluffy: Do you replace them often?
Katie: Yeah, it’s pretty easy
Winona: hm.
Dr. Fluffy: Even Nanobots can stop working.
Winona: well you’re obviously a virgin, so it should balance out.
>Dr. Fluffy: Contact Mike {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: I think everyone should prepare to leave soon
Winona: I’m ready.
Kimura: yeah, I’m ready. do you mean leave as in leave the ship, or leave the universe?
Dr. Fluffy: To warp.
Dr. Fluffy: To the planet and then leave.
Kimura: ah.
Winona: remind me never to use your blood again.
weird voice: “Oh, we’re leaving the universe? Sweet.”
Mike: “Hello?”
Katie: Good idea, it’s pretty shitty for it I would think
Dr. Fluffy: Heya Mike. I’ve got a favor.
- -===> (I think this is right) {show dialoglog}
Mike: “What kind of favor?”
Winona: yeaaaah, kinda.
Winona: better than nothing.
Katie: Tainted with copper, robots in it, not virgin blood
Dr. Fluffy: Well, my team needs a place to set up a small, harmless, demon summoning ritual.
Mike: “…Pardon?”
Katie: Shit all around
Winona: Jakes’d be better.
Katie: Yeah
Dr. Fluffy: Well, you see, some demon crow sent Fatty to another dimension and now we gotta get him back.”
Jake: KEEP ME OUT OF IT, HOSE
weird voice: “I wonder what horrible abomination you were desperate to go down on.”
Dr. Fluffy: Need to summon it again to find out where and how he was sent where ever he is.
Mike: “…Ahuh…”
Winona: FUCK YOU CALL ME?
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 9:59:47 GMT -8
>Jake: Explain yourself {show dialoglog}
Jake: i called you a hose
Mike: “Well… I guess I have a secluded and barred off place…”
Mike: “It’s rather dangerous though.”
Winona: oh, okay.
Dr. Fluffy: “It’ll have to do.”
Winona: Niki can I stab your brother?
Mike: “Right… How are you getting here?”
Winona: gently.
Niki: No, you can’t stab him ➜
Niki: not even gently ➜
Winona: softly?
Dr. Fluffy: Ship. The Prime will be entering the moon’s orbit soonish.
Niki: …no. ➜
Winona: eeeeeeagh.
Mike: “Alright, I will wait for you on the Isle.”
Dr. Fluffy: Got it.
>Everyone: Get down to the planet already Everyone is too busy talking about alternate blood samples to go down to the wrong planet. Dr. Fluffy takes the reins and whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa! {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy:Dr. Fluffy: Anyway. Please hold onto your butts.
Dr. Fluffy:Dr. Fluffy: Warp time.
Winona: holding.
Kimura: welp.
- -===> {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: Teleporter is ready.
Niki: um, are we there yet? ➜
Katie: Wait… It’s that fucker
Dr. Fluffy: If you look out the window we are in complete darkness.
Dr. Fluffy: Welcome to the dark side of Augataur’s moon.
Katie: Your the other dude that was on Gambit’s void deathstar
weird voice: “Who the hell is that.”
Silas: ..If there are no objections, Adal and I will just look after the ship while you all go on this side quest.
Niki: that sounds alright. Don’t overdo it on the cheese whiz. ➜
Katie: You litterly used her name 5 sentences ago
weird voice: “Prove it.”
Winona: did you count?
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 10:10:43 GMT -8
- -===> {show dialoglog}
???: …
???: What is this…
Dr. Fluffy: That, is Earth.
???: Which one?
Dr. Fluffy: A New one.
Dr. Fluffy: Fairly recently.
???: …
Winona: calm down there will smith.
???: Well lets get this over with.
weird voice: “Too many Earths.”
Winona: I’m with sniper viper let’s just eat a crow already.
weird voice: “But yes I agree, let’s not waste time.”
Dr. Fluffy: I’ll leave the cage deploying to you guys. I’ll stay here.
Katie: Bamn
Winona: come on voice in me head, we got work to do.
Katie: Case in point
Katie: Checkmate
>Get on with it! {show dialoglog}
???: ….
Mike: Welcome back my Friends.
Katie: IB?
weird voice: “WhΘ the heck is th▲t.”
Niki: ….dude, is that you? ➜
Winona: yes hello universe’s greatest blood mage nice to meet you.
Kimura: sup.
Katie: Yay!
Katie: Your not dead
Mike: Of course I’m not dead.
- ===> {show dialoglog}
Katie: Well after everyone disappeared I thought it ment you all died or somethinf
Jake: whoa holy heck where are we
Mike: This is the Isle of Mist. A floating island in the middle of the Augataurian Continent’s sea.
Katie: I was kinda worried I’d have to spend the rest of my gt with just a chick in weird colored clothes, a dude with a tail, and CP
Mike: Haha
Kimura: pft.
Mike: And who is your friend there?
Winona: which one
Niki: yeah, there’s a couple new faces here and there. ➜
Mike: Well I do see some new faces…
Mike: I guess I should introduce myself then.
Mike: My name is Michael. Or here, the natives call me Auga.
weird voice: “….Huh.”
Mike: For those who were players, I was the Witch of Time and Null during the session.
Winona: …did that doctor dog give us the feather?
Winona: oh good. lemme see that.
Mike: Hold on.
Mike: The summoning will not take place on this “holy ground” as it were.
Winona: damnit.
Katie: You were one of my favorite players IB
Mike: I will bring you all to a place where it will be a little safer…
Mike: Ahaha, thank you.
Niki: anyways, that’s Wine-onna or something, and that guy over there… I never caught his name. ➜
Winona: Winona.
Katie: HC as a blood mage you should know better, demonic summonings and Holy ground not a good mix
???: Hikari.
Hikari: And I’m a girl, thank you very much.
Niki: sorry about that. ➜
Winona: maid of doom, yadayada. and whatever whatever gotta find a good spot.
Mike: Of course.
weird voice: “In case of explosions.”
Katie: Kathyleen p. Kitten
Mike: I’ll need you all to hold onto one another and close your eyes.
Winona: your last name is kitten?
weird voice: “Or accidental summoning of something other than what was intended.”
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 10:15:10 GMT -8
>Everyone: Hold on {show dialoglog}
Mike: Now close your eyes
Mike: This will take but a moment.
Katie: HC it was the best I could come up with okay
>Mike: do the... thingy thing? You do the thing. The circumstances behind said thing you prefer to keep mysterious so you will refrain from explaining exactly what is happening. Regardless, your party will “soon” reach their destination.
>Mike: Land already. And with that, your party has arrived, just on time… and a little bit of elbow grease. |
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 10:24:38 GMT -8
- -===> {show dialoglog}
Katie: This is fancu
Winona: OH GOD MY EYE
Mike: I told you.
weird voice: “I like this place already.”
Kimura: …nice place.
Mike: Welcome to the the Black Mountains.
>Mike: Warn them about That Rock {show dialoglog}
Mike: And that there…
Mike: Do not approach it.
Katie: Stupid show, said crater walls were smooth
Mike: Just do your summons where we are standing
Katie: I wanna touch it
Kimura: PK, no.
Niki: just don’t Katie. ➜
Katie: Fineee
weird voice: “Damn, I was curious, but then again this could be some weird, ethereal, world-ending kind of object.”
Katie: Your proubly need a demon heart or something
Katie: So you can unlock the next stage
Katie: CP come on that was a perfectly good super paper mario reference
weird voice: “Those were not demon hearts. Also, this is not a game.”
Katie: Ughh
Niki: what weird voicy thing said ➜
Niki: yeah. ➜
Katie: Yeah they were pure hearts
Katie: But since this obalisk thing is black not white, and the opposite of pure is demon
Katie: Hince demon hearts
Mike: It’s part of a meteor.
weird voice: “…You need to read a thesaurus.”
- -===> {show dialoglog}
Katie: Now I really wanna touch it
Mike: If one is weak willed of mind, or too open about their mind, the creature sleeping inside will begin to influence you.
Katie: Thanks for the help in convinving myself it’s boring
Mike: I’ve already had a couple deaths happen already.
Mike: I’d rather not find out what happens to godtiers.
weird voice: “Why did we bring this liability again?”
Kimura: well… good thing EQ isn’t with us, she’d probably be especially vulnerable…
Mike: Perhaps…
weird voice: “All they’re going to do is probably make bad things worse.”
Katie: In case that crow wants to kill someone as payment
weird voice: “…Good point. But wait, you’re godtiered. That’s lame.”
Jake: why am i here again
Jake: i dont wanna see katie die… again
Mike: No one is dying today.
Katie: I’m pretty much the “someone in the party needs to die or something equally terrible? Take her!”
Katie: Person
Kimura: Jake, I could brushportal you back to the ship if you’re scared. it should be within the five-lightsecond range…
Jake: shadow chick said that crow might go after me or something
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 10:34:25 GMT -8
>Katie: Play the Song of Unhealing You play the best version of the backwards song of healing that you can muster on your orcarnia ocarina in hope that some way, some how, Ben can hear it from wherever he is. {show dialoglog}
weird voice: “Can you play something else? This is getting annoying.”
Kimura: …
weird voice: “But since you’re the epitome of annoyingly stupid, you’ll just keep playing it.”
Katie: It’s Ben’s theme song you inconsiderate fuck
weird voice: “Which one”
Katie: Since this whole adventure’s to save him I’m playing it to set the mood
Kimura: wait, seriously?
Katie: I think at least
Mike: Fluffy explained briefly…
Mike: But could you explain this situation to me?
Niki: Katie, are you trying to make him drown before we find him? ➜
weird voice: “Don’t assign theme songs to people without their permission. You’re the inconsiderate fuckhead here.”
Niki: because that’s not cool. ➜
Katie: No
Katie: Besides this orcania is shit
Kimura: is that what that song does?
Katie: The most magical thing about it is that it works with no skill required
weird voice: “I’m starting to think if we brought you along, he’ll die some stupid death because you stupidly made some scenario worse.”
Mike: …
>Katie: get outta here You guess you’ll do just that. They don’t really like you anyways, do they? {show dialoglog}
Niki: I have no idea. And you do know that it has the same notes as Saria’s song? ➜
Katie: Songs dont actually do shit
Katie: Well invisible dude, I’ll just leave the group then and just sit around here forever slowly going mad and conving myself I imagined other people while i sit in an empty bar for the rest of time
Kimura: ……..
Mike: I have a couple houses here if you want one.
weird voice: “And nothing of value was lost.”
Niki: do you have to be so rude? I know Katie can be a pain sometimes, but man, that was a low blow there. ➜
Katie: I’ll just go then…
Kimura: yeah, seriously invisible person that isn’t Gambit, why are you being mean about everyone?
Hikari: …
weird voice: “Yes, I have to be this rude. If it weren’t for stupid people making stupid decisions, nothing too bad would happen.
Jake: hey hold up
Katie: …hey ib
Niki: maybe I should leave too, considering I’m probably considered just as stupid and useless ➜
Kimura: what? no…
Niki: then again, that voice will probably follow me and nag forewver. ➜
weird voice: “You have actual common sense, usually. That idiot doesn’t.”
Kimura: …you know what, let me try something. Copland, Hidden File Scan.
Katie: …i just try so hard to fit in, to be someone worth caring about… but it never works…
weird voice: “And at least you know you’ve done something wrong when it happens. People like her just throw things all willy-nilly and then when someone tells them it’s wrong, they throw out the window and continue doing stupid things.”
weird voice: “Her and that other boy both.”
Kimura: huh, obscuring magic must be too strong for it…
Katie: ..i try making jokes and being lighthearted, to try and let people get to laugh at something… …thinking maybe that would be enough for people to care
Katie: …but rea
Katie: ..ly people just find me annoying and ussless
weird voice: “If they actually took the time to consider what would happen if they did something, and focused less on making themselves look like a hero, maybe I’d have a higher opinion over them, but they don’t.”
Niki: sometimes I feel like I’m not allowed to consider Katie a close friend. ➜
Katie: …fuck them, I dont care if they get trapped somewhere and die anymore…
Hikari: …
weird voice: “I’d rather hang myself than have them live life blissfully ignorant while other people suffer around them.”
Kimura: ……..
Katie: …to hell with them all…
Katie: …damn this crater is so fucking hard to climb god damn…
Niki: you do know there’s gonna be suffering no matter what attitude is taken against it? ➜
Niki: maybe I am useless against Katie’s brand of crazy, but i’ve known her for too long to just let her leave. ➜
Kimura: yeah…
weird voice: “But what’s worse to me is that they just act like it isn’t there at all. Thinking that there’s no danger in making their decisions. No negative impacts.”
Mike: It seems like the lot of you are still effected by the rock.
Mike: We should finish up here soon.
Katie: …if they really cared they would have tried harder to stop me…
>Jake: Go after Katie! You can’t just let Katie leave just like that! You don’t want her to be all alone out there. Besides, you still owe her a bunch of solids for letting you stay at her house while you were on the run from Gambit. {show dialoglog}
Jake: hey what are you doing over here
Katie: …what does it look like, getting rid of a dangerous thing that could hurt more people then already have been hurt…
weird voice: “That type of reckless abandon would usually have a majority of people end up dead. A ‘Leeroy Jenkins’, but without the hilarity. They need to stop acting like this is a game.”
weird voice: “Sure, SBURB was a game, but it was a dangerous game. And we aren’t even in that game anymore.”
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 10:45:18 GMT -8
>Winona: Get up already You have finally rid yourself of the stinging burning whatever that made its way into your eye. …What did you even miss while you were busy??? {show dialoglog}
Winona: okay, okay. I’m good.
Winona: I’m good.
Winona: uh.
Katie: What do I give a damn what invisible fuckers say
weird voice: “Hell, like any of this will be imprinted in anyone’s brain at this point. Tomorrow it’s as if all of this never even happened. Fine, keep them with you. But the moment things get sour, I’m leaving all of you.”
weird voice: “The only reason I’m here anyway is to leave this forsaken universe.”
Winona: man, the voice in my head is really ragging on today.
>Katie: return to the group {show dialoglog}
Katie: Fuck you
Katie: Fuck you invisble bitch
Katie: I don’t give a flying fuck what you thun
Katie: *think
Katie: What I’m really impressed about though
Winona: can’t a girl writhe in pain for the better part of an hour without society collapsing?
Katie: Is that IB and Jake were the only people who gave a high enough shit to try and stop me
weird voice: “The damn bastard is just lucky to even have friends willing to keep them alive.”
Katie: Guess I was wrong about who’s my friends here after all
weird voice: “That goes to show who you all care more about.”
Kimura: ……..
Winona: yeah yeah I know.
Winona: where’s the feather?
Winona: gimme that feather.
Hikari: Lets get this over with
>Winona: Begin the summoning ritual! You set up the stuff as per typical demon summoning procedure. You can’t wait to see the look on big bird’s face when he sees you again! |
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 10:50:50 GMT -8
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 11:37:26 GMT -8
- -===> {show dialoglog}
Demon Crow: Aw man, not you guys again.
Winona: haheeeey, buddy, what’s shakin? long time no see.
Kimura: yup, us guys again.
Demon Crow: What do you want now?
Niki: okay, big bird, we need some directions. ➜
Winona: things and stuff, mostly stuff.
Niki: specifically coordinates to that resort place thing. ➜
weird voice: “Basically we…well mostly me, want out of this universe.”
Winona: yeah could you banish us to the resort place you were talking about.
Demon Crow: Uh… What measurement system? There’s like… 30.
Winona: uh.. feet?
Demon Crow: And I can’t really banish when summoned… Part of the contract deal.
Winona: fucking a man.
Demon Crow: Also why I’m not flying away right now.
weird voice: “Damnit.”
Winona: well i summoned you for travel, so how about you at least tell us how to get to the resort.
Winona: like y’know, demonic google maps.
Demon Crow: Uh… right.
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 11:44:56 GMT -8
>Freebird! ERROR: midi drivers not found! “Freebird” cannot be played! Attempting alternate parsing method…
>Winona: Clean up this mess {show dialoglog}
Winona: bastard didn’t dance.
Katie: Mother of pain
Niki: at least we got our coordinates. ➜
Winona: alright hope you guys got what you needed, that’s where my expertise runs out.
Hikari: Good.
Hikari: My work is done here.
weird voice: “Thank fuck.”
Niki: thank you, by the way. ➜
Hikari: …Yeah.
Jake: hey chill
Kimura: yeah, that was helpful.
Katie: Trying to regain control of my implants
Winona: and I snagged another feather in case we need to summon him again.
Winona: see, plannin.
Katie: Whatever that was confused them right the hell out
Hikari: Ahuh…
weird voice: “I would have asked for one as well, but I was thinking once we’re out of here I won’t really have a need for it.”
- -===> {show dialoglog}
Mike: Is it finished?
Niki: I think so. ➜
Winona: yeah I’m done, no evidence.
Mike: I think it would be best to leave this place now.
Katie: Man that was hurt
Winona: yeah before that rock gets any funny ideas.
Kimura: yeah, might be good idea. that rock is giving off bad vibes…
weird voice: “Yeah, yeah….when are we leaving?”
Katie: Thanks jake
Jake: no problem
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 11:57:15 GMT -8
>Everyone: Hold on... again. Katie: Close your eyes jake Mike: Remember to close eyes this time. Winona: did it.
>Mike: let's do the thingy thing again Thingieeeeeeeeeeee!
- -===> {show dialoglog}
Jake: can i look now
Mike: Yes
Katie: Yes
Hikari: ….How are you doing that/
Hikari: ?
Mike: Just a small trick.
Niki: a magician never reveals their secrets. ➜
Katie: IB’s using our friendship
Katie: Because friendship is magic
- -===> {show dialoglog}
Niki: so, what now…. ➜
Hikari: Get paid.
Hikari: Leave.
Winona: now i’m going home.
Katie: I go hangout with my <em>real friends</em>
weird voice: “Whatever.”
weird voice: “Just tell me when everyone’s leaving.”
Mike: I can offer this guest house for anyone spending the night on the surface. Space ships can get stuffy after a while.
Jake: whoa cool
Katie: Yeah
Kimura: works for me.
Winona: does that mean actual beds?
Niki: it’s been a while since I’ve been somewhere that looks normal. ➜
Mike: It looks old on the outside, but thats just the camo
Mike: The inside is a little more modern and comfortable.
Jake: does it have a tv
Winona: does it have beds?
Mike: Yes.
Mike: Yes of course.
Jake: sweeeet
Winona: does it have… blankets? lots of blankets?
Mike: It has a masters bedroom on the ground level and the upstairs has a couple different bedrooms with their own bathrooms.
weird voice: “Is there food”
Mike: Of course.
Mike: Blankets and food.
Niki: well, what are we waiting for? ➜
Kimura: yeah, let’s go.
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 12:03:05 GMT -8
= ===> Mike: Will you be joining us Hikari?Hikari: H-hm? Oh, no. I’ll just be on my ship.
= ===> {show dialoglog}
Jake: whoa……
Winona: dibs on the biggest bedroom.
Winona: where’s that bedroom?
Mike: This one here.
Winona: dibs.
Mike: The library and study are just down the hall there.
>Mysterious voice: Reveal yourself! {show dialoglog}
Jake: this place is so awesome
Winona: .. I win again, just like always!
Winona: the biggest bed that is.
weird voice: “But is it the comfiest”
Katie: I call parking in the broom closet
Winona: there’s room for two, floating ball that I’m confident is a schizophrenic episode.
weird voice: “Nah, I already have something comfy to sleep on”
Katie: IB where’s the broom closet
Winona: suit yourself.
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 12:07:36 GMT -8
>Everybody: Get a good nights rest You are now WINONA and you are now ASLEEP, like everyone else. You are so stoked to sleep in a real bed for once. |
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Post by SJmun on Nov 12, 2015 19:19:47 GMT -8
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