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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 11:02:28 GMT -8
- ===> {show dialoglog}
Jake: …you dont know what a barbie is wow
Dr. Fluffy: The company went out of business decades ago
Jake: whoa really
Dr. Fluffy: Yeah.
Jake: awesome
Niki: we’re getting off track here. ➜
???: And /demon crow/
Niki: yeah… not sure what to make of that exactly. ➜
???: Is that “Demon Class” Crow organism?
???: Or just a huge crow
Niki: let me check the thing again… ➜
Niki: …darn it, he didn’t provide any details. ➜
Niki: besides “big and mean” ➜
Kimura: I’m kinda thinking it might be just “huge crow”…
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???: Great.
???: Well I guess it’s better than nothing at all.
???: Where is this “Starter Planet”
Niki: it’s… darn it, what was that address from last time… ➜
Niki: either way, the transportalizer thing over there has a direct link to there.
???: “transportalizer” huh?
Niki: …yeah.
???: What an obnoxious name for a teleport pad.
Dr. Fluffy: (they just sorta called it that)
???: And this thing goes straight to the planet?
Niki: yeah. ➜
Kimura: yeah, hangar right outside the main village.
???: No city?
Niki: there’s a city a bit south, called Neon. ➜
Niki: never been there before, but I’ve heard stuff about it. ➜
???: How rural are we talking about here?
Kimura: that, and a nation of firebenders west of that called the Empyre.
???: …
Dr. Fluffy: Don’t ask…
???: Well I need to. It’s my job.
???: Do you have a data map of the place?
Niki: yeah, I have a picture. ➜
???: …/picture/?
Niki: it was a scan someone did a while back ➜
Niki: with some stuff drawn on it ➜
???: …Alright
>Be the shadow You are now the shadow. Specifically, the girl hiding in a shadow. If shadows could laugh, they’d be giggling like a schoolyard bully. {show dialoglog}
Niki: the boarders are a bit inaccurate though. ➜
Niki: alright then. let me print it out real quick. ➜
Niki: huh, apparently the copy I have saved is kinda outdated. ➜
??!: Just give it here.
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 20:45:13 GMT -8
- ===> Any moment now…
>Stairs: hapen SDHSRyyqaerqyearherfg
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Jake: hahahaha
???: What’re you laughin at.
Jake: she fell |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 21:11:18 GMT -8
>Mike looking person: pick up the map {show dialoglog}
???: Is that a quarentine zone?
Niki: ow….. ➜
Niki: no, that’s the ebonpyre ➜
???: …Ahuh… And whats the C
Niki: man, everyone always asks about the C. ➜
Niki: I don’t even know what the C is. ➜
???: Well it’s sort of out there for no god damn reason.
Niki: some island or something. ➜
???: Ahuh… and the H?
Niki: the H is Charcherry town. ➜
???: …You marked Charcherry Town with an H?
Niki: that was before the town had a name. ➜
???: …
Niki: it’s complicated. ➜
???: Do you have any zoom ins on this thing?
???: I need to get a good look at the landscape
Niki: um…. not sure. ➜
???: Sounds closer towards me having to go in blind.
>BOOOORRRREEDDDDD {show dialoglog}
Jake: so what are we doing now
Jake: this is boring
Kimura: waiting I guess?
Jake: hey niki wheres my scooter
Niki: I’m holding onto it until you promise not to LEAVE IT IN THE HALLWAY. ➜
Jake: whatever i can leave it wherever i want
Jake: its my scooter
Niki: do you know how much of a walking hazard that thing is? ➜
Jake: youre just jealous of my ride
Niki: …okay, here’s your scooter, now leave me alone. ➜
>Jake: Beam down. Man, it’s way too boring up here. You let your SISTER know that you’re gonna go check out your favorite spot down on STARTER PLANET so she knows where you are. Anything’s better than sitting around here. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 21:15:38 GMT -8
>Jake: Go for a walk You are now on STARTER PLANET and it is currently SUNSET. You should still have an hour or two left of daylight.
>Jake: Go to BURNT FOREST You wonder if you could build a sweet skate park with all this burnt wood…
- -> …Okay, it’s getting sort of creepy now. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 21:19:35 GMT -8
>Jake: Be careful Whatever, you don’t need to worry about being carefu-HOLY CRUD GIANT BIRD
>Crow: Caw. {show dialoglog}
Crow: Ｗｈａｔ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｄｏｉｎｇ ｈｅｒｅ ａｌｌ ａｌｏｎｅ， ｃｈｉｌｄ？
Jake: who…. the heck are you???
Crow: Ｃａｌｌ ｍｅ．．． ａ ｗａｎｄｅｒｅｒ.
Jake: …what do you want you… creep?
Crow: Ｉ’ｍ ｎｏｔ ｓｕｒｅ． Ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ ｓｔｒｉｋｅｓ ｍｙ ｆａｎｃｙ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｍｅｎｔ， Ｉ ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅ．
Crow: ．．．Ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ’ｔ ｈｉｄｅ， ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ．
>Crow: Be Kimura You are now KIMURA. You’ve taken it upon yourself to help the BOUNTY HUNTER search for the DEMON CROW here, considering you know the area fairly well. Hey, looks like Niki decided to come down too. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 21:29:37 GMT -8
>Kimura: Be Jake You are now JAKE. You sincerely hope this giant crow-guy-thing doesn’t hurt you or anything… You’re screwed, aren’t you? {show dialoglog}
Crow: Ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｓａｙ？
Crow: Ｉ’ｍ ｄｉｓａｐｐｏｉｎｔｅｄ． Ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ ｔｈｅ ｆａｔ ｏｎｅ ｍａｄｅ ｆｏｒ ｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｉｎｇ ｃｏｎｖｅｒｓａｔｉｏｎ．
Jake: y-y-y-yore fatter
Crow: Ｎｏｗ ｗｅ’ｒｅ ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ ｓｏｍｅｗｈｅｒｅ！
>Jake: Be Kimura again You are now KIMURA… again. You should really make up your mind and stop switching so often. {show dialoglog}
Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crow: ＣＡＷ！
Niki: … ➜
Kimura: …I think it was Jake?
Niki: oh crud. ➜
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 21:30:17 GMT -8
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 22:03:15 GMT -8
>Other girl: Ride the crow like a mechanical bull You’re trying!
=_-=-=> (whatever) Move it or lose it sister!
>Elsey: MAKE CLOUN There we go, that should do it. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 12, 2015 22:06:49 GMT -8
>Cloak Figure: Curse your uselessness. Also cling to crow. Uselessness? You call your sweet footwork useless? It’s gotten you this far at least. Clinging to the crow however, you’re totally on top of that. Wouldn’t be the first time today that you’ve fallen an incredible distance downwards.
>Other girl: Land already. FLUFFY CLOUD PLEASE STOP THE GROUND THANKS
>Other girl: be the bounty hunter that looks a lot like Mike You are now that bounty hunter, and it appears your work is going smoothly so far. You’ve set up a net for the demon crow, which seems to be falling towards this way. Now all that’s left to do is wait… |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 16, 2015 10:52:20 GMT -8
>???: Commence waiting Bingo.
>Everyone: get over here {show dialoglog}
other girl: man, I was expecting so much more.
cloaked guy: …You could have let it fall to the ground.
???: I need it alive.
Elsey: Why ▲live?
other girl: this fat one must be the weakest shit.
cloaked guy: It would have. These things have a way of staying alive.
???: To find out where it sent that other guy
other girl: …or maybe has a crowphobia.
Elsey: it’s bΘthersΘme.
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???: And who are you
other girl: which one?
other girl: dude has good grip.
other girl: decent grip. decent plan.
other girl: crow here had a bad plan, bad grip. probably the peanut sized brain.
cloaked guy: … |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 16, 2015 11:42:45 GMT -8
>???: Call Dr. Fluffy down here Done. You mission is almost completed. Once Fluffy gets the interrogation out of the way, you can pretty much call it a day. Wait a minute, what is that hooded figure (whom you still do not know the name of) planning?
>Demon crow: wake up Mommy… I have the worst headache—ouchies bye bye birdie…
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Elsey: ▲re yΘu sure yΘu h▲ve this h▲ndled.
other girl: good job numb nuts!
Kimura: ……..
other girl: you can’t just beat up the handicapped.
Dr. Fluffy: I need a sample! |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 16, 2015 23:17:40 GMT -8
>Dr. Fluffy: DO SCIENCE!!! You are so excited to be able to collect data on a new specimen! You manage to pull out one feather, after some effort. You can’t wait to analyze this stuff later! {show dialoglog}Elsey: It isn’t ex▲ctly h▲ndic▲pped ▲s it is..uh…Wh▲t’s the wΘrd…
cloaked guy: It was groggy. I tried to wake it up.
other girl: his skin is as hard as rocks at least.
other girl: it’s a demon, all demons are slightly retarded.
Elsey: ▲hem.
other girl: this is basic shit, you can trust me, I’m a demonologist.
cloaked guy: This is a demon?
>Niki: Stop zoning out! {show dialoglog}Niki: ! ➜
other girl: it can see through dark magics, talks about banishment.
Niki: oh crudwhathappenedisjakeokay ➜
cloaked guy: I’ve seen more threatening wildlife back home. Is this what passes for demonic in other parts?
other girl: definitely slightly demonic. huge dick for no reason.
Elsey: YΘur brΘther is fine…I dΘn’t knΘw where they tΘΘk him, thΘugh.
other girl: well demonic in nature, not appearance or manners.
Kimura: I flew Jake back to the hangar, think he went to the ship…
Niki: alright then… ➜
>Dr. Fluff: Get more Samples from Crow Hmm, strange… not only does the skin layer seem to be incredibly thick, but there also seems to be a lack of veins or arteries to draw blood from… very fascinating… {show dialoglog}Dr. Fluffy: …
cloaked guy: …Did I overdo it?
Dr. Fluffy: Oh hey, Demon crow thing. Start talking please.
other girl: naaaah…
Elsey: This is like sΘme fucked up versiΘn Θf Princess Tutu. Minus the cΘΘl things ▲bΘut Princess Tutu
other girl: oh I got ways of making demons talk. unless it’s a big softie.
Niki: ……… ➜ |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 23, 2015 16:00:13 GMT -8
>Dr. Fluffy: Get the Scalpel Now to get a tissue sample… other girl: probably is. bet his mum knitted that sweater vest.
>Demon crow: wake up... again. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Dr. Fluffy: Oh good.
other girl: yeah… he’s a wimp.
Dr. Fluffy: Wakey wakey. Better start talking mother fcker.
Kimura: ……..
cloaked guy: Shut up.
Elsey: Rude.
other girl: this is my favorite part, really.
Niki: okay, what are we doing now? ➜
Kimura: finding out where Ben got sent?
Demon crow: …I’ll tell you where he is, just… let me go!
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Post by SJmun on Jul 23, 2015 16:06:28 GMT -8
====> {show dialoglog}
other girl: what a wiiiimp.
other girl: you’re barely putting up a fight!
Elsey: …WhΘ is Ben?
Kimura: Elsey, slothfulLunchmeat. the spiders-and-video-games guy.
cloaked guy: Is that the fat one you were talking about?
Niki: yeah. ➜
other girl: the one he banished.
Demon crow: Ben…
Elsey: ..Θh.
???: Give us the intel and I’ll cut the ropes. Or I’ll let the Doc find out what makes you tick.
Elsey: …I kind▲ did wΘnder wh▲t h▲ppened tΘ th▲t guy.
>Hooded figure: just... do whatever. This crow thing… This crow thing…You can’t even right now… {show dialoglog}
Demon crow: I… I used my powers to banish him from this dimension.
cloaked guy: …This is kind of sad.
Elsey: ..▲ny re▲sΘn why?
other girl: come on big bird, how exactly do we get to bename street.
Elsey: ….▲nd where did yΘu b▲nish him tΘ
other girl: this dimension?
cloaked guy: …
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Kimura: I think it might mean “this universe”?
other girl: I… don’t believe it.
Demon crow: I… I did it for pleasure. Just as I planned to do with the boy.
other girl: it just got shot out by a little dart and it can banish things to other dimensions?
Niki: …. ➜
cloaked guy: Dimension.
Kimura: ……..
cloaked guy: A different dimension. I. No. I’m going to kill him.
Dr. Fluffy: Dimensional theory!
Demon crow: I was… outnumbered here.
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Post by SJmun on Jul 27, 2015 22:12:49 GMT -8
====> {show dialoglog}other girl: I called dibs.
Dr. Fluffy: Tell me more!
other girl: I kill the bird.
Elsey: ….Where did yΘu even cΘme frΘm ▲nyw▲y.
Dr. Fluffy: No no!
Dr. Fluffy: This is a wonderful specimen!
Dr. Fluffy: I need to study it more
Demon crow: Listen, do you want his location or not?
???: Give it.
Niki: yes, we want Ben’s location. ➜
Elsey: I guess, I me▲n everyΘne else s▲id yes.
other girl: listen birdbrain, this specimen ain’t interesting.
>Demon crow: spill the beans {show dialoglog}
Demon crow: It’s a universe known as… Resort. I don’t know any way to get you there, unless I use the same magic I did on… Ben.
Demon crow: And that’s one-way.
other girl: …fuckin.
cloaked guy: For a demon you’re surprisingly weak in every sense, aren’t you?
Niki: … ➜
other girl: it’s a demon
???: …Lets throw him in a cell and think about this.
other girl: they’re all like this.
cloaked guy: That’s. Sobering.
cloaked guy: Back home stories of demons are stories of fearful creatures defying belief and comprehension.
cloaked guy: Twisted mirrors to our people.
other girl: oh, the stories are all like that.
other girl: in person all of them are wimps who say three different things.
Elsey: Well technic▲lly this universe is m▲de by the l▲mest persΘn in the universe, sΘ th▲t prΘb▲bly cΘntributes mΘst Θf the re▲sΘns why.
other girl: they all have a superiority complex too, it’s adorable after a while.
cloaked guy: …I’m a long way from home. Maybe they’re better back there, assuming they truly exist.
???: Can we Cell him?
Kimura: …ouch. someone needs some burn heal.
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Demon crow: I’ve told you what you need to know. Now… release me.
Demon crow: Please.
other girl: whoooo’s a cute little biiiird.
Elsey: …Θk▲y, mΘst Θf the universe.
Elsey: H▲ppy?
cloaked guy: Not. Not really.
Niki: …. ➜
Kimura: ……..
Elsey: Well tΘΘ b▲d, th▲t’s ▲ll yΘu’re getting.
Dr. Fluffy: Heeyyy
cloaked guy: But then the extitential mysteries of this universe’s creation don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things. Only that I can defeat whoever I need to for my people.
other girl: fuck you say to me, bird?
other girl: look me in the eyes demon, do that again.
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