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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 21:08:43 GMT -8
>Niki: Stop zoning out! huhwhat?! Oh yeah, what were you doing again?
>Examine contents on table. That would be your POCKETWATCH and your JAWS 5 SCRIPT. Lately you just haven't had the inspiration to continue writing for it. It was supposed to be a movie filmed entirely within the AU machine for ultimate special effects, but you're still busy writing out the scenes in a loose enough manner that the actors won't need to know any lines. You've always had a thing for making IMPROV FILMS. The POCKETWATCH was a thing you received from a consort during your ANACHRONAL LAND QUEST on the Land of HOLES and NUMBERS. It has a couple quirks about it. Apparently the glass shatters if the owner is from a DOOMED TIMELINE, at least that's what you've heard from one of your long-gone DOOMED TIMECLONES. Luckily, it's still intact. It's currently calibrated to the PACIFIC TIME ZONE of your former home planet for some reason. It's 3:00 PM apparently.
>Niki: Check on the spiderbaby Oh crud! you gotta to check on Cody! |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 21:12:26 GMT -8
➜ Man, how long is this hallway?
➜ Here we are, CODY's room, formerly BEN's room. You wonder sometimes if he's ever going to come back from wherever he ran off to... In the meantime though, you have a spiderbaby to take care of.
➜ It looks like he's fast asleep, as he usually is most of the day. Maybe when he's older he'll be awake more often? How old is Cody again? You think it's been about... a couple months? It's hard to tell mostly. Considering he seems to be alright for now, you think it's safe to leave him alone for some more sleep. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 21:15:42 GMT -8
>Niki: Be Jake. You are now Jake. (Shocking! you can actually be others besides Niki in this one!) You are currently riding your SCOOTER down the hallway. You're totally gonna do some sick stunts on this baby. Hey, is that Niki just down the hall?
>Jake: Be Niki again You are now Niki, again. OHCRUDJAKEWHATAREYOUDOING!!!
>Niki: Check your watch to make sure that use of Time powers didn't ruin anything Looking pretty intact here. Then again, something as simple as a 5 SECOND TIMEPAUSE probably wouldn't be too harmful anyways, especially considering the lack of contact with most things within the duration. It is now 3:06 PM. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 21:18:11 GMT -8
>Niki: Make sure Jake didn't crash into something importantOh Jake... doesn't he know he isn't supposed to be scootering inside? You better follow him.
➜ There he is! He's just going to yours and his room. No big whoop there. ...aaaand he left his scooter in the hall again. Man, you wish you knew how to teach him discipline...
>Niki: Pester somebody! You decide to boot up Pesterchum on your glasses-top for once. How long has it been since you've logged on? A week? Let's see here... |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 21:22:51 GMT -8
➜ Hmmm… barely anyone is online. And the memo isn’t there either… Weird.
>Niki: Be Pestered by ???
➜➜➜!!! …is that who you think it is? |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 21:37:25 GMT -8
>Niki: Be Ben You try to be Ben, but something seems to be interfering. He seems to have things covered anyways.
>???: Be Niki Again? You are now Niki. Apparently you zoned out for about 5 hours in the hallway. Man, you hate it when your time gets destroyed like that sometimes.
>Niki: Contemplate Classpect Theory Do you mean: contemplate the MOST FASCINATING THING IN PARADOX SPACE? …Yeah, you’re definitely a huge classpect theory nerd. Aaaanyways, where do you begin... ah yes, your own classpect, PRINCE OF TIME. They really seem to get a bad rep most of the time. Like, the way you see it, if they know what they’re doing, it won’t screw up anything important, right? The bottom line is that it is an ACTIVE DESTROYER class of a DESTRUCTIVE aspect. You guess the double negative can cancel itself out sometimes maybe? Also, temporal destruction need not be all-encompassing, it can be limited using specific methods, such as the TIEM RIBBON technique, which allows you to destroy a specific section of the target’s TIME. You usually stick to the FUTURE-END to avoid paradoxes when doing that, but then again, is there even really a present? Okay, you admit it, you suck at accepting the DESTRUCTIVE DUTY the PRINCE class. It just seems TOO RISKY to you. Sometimes you wonder if your title was assigned as a CRUEL JOKE. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 21:52:56 GMT -8
>Niki: Be someone else Hey, it looks like three SOMEONE ELSE’s showed up in the CARGO HOLD! Which one do you want to be?
>Be powerKitten You are now powerKitten. You can’t believe you actually found your friends again finally! Time for some TALKING ACTION!
>PK: Commence communications with SJ, CP and fluftyInventor This communicating sure is fun! {show dialoglog}
Kateleen: Sup
Niki: whoa Katie! ➜
Niki: it’s been a while ➜
Kateleen: Yes it has
Kateleen: I’ve been trying to find out where the fuck you guys went
Kateleen: I meet up with mike a bit ago though so that was cool
Niki: ah, sweet. ➜
Niki: hey there Kim ➜
Kimura: sup SJ, PK
Kateleen: Not much, mike’s not dea
Kateleen: D
Niki: well, why would he be? he actually has common sense. ➜
Kateleen: I find that offensive
Niki: anyways, I would have said this on the memo, but there kinda isn’t one. ➜
Kateleen: Yeah
Niki: I just got pestered by someone a couple hours ago. ➜
Kimura: oh?
Kateleen: I herd there was people on the Quinn so I came here
Kimura: by who?
Niki: it was a pesterclient, but they said they were Ben. ➜
Niki: Not sure if it is him or not though. ➜
Niki: they knew about starter, that’s for sure. ➜
Kateleen: The statue?
Niki: …to be honest, that’s what I thought too at first. ➜
Kimura: whoa, haven’t heard from him in months O_O
Niki: anyways, they said something about some kinda “demon crow” of some sort? ➜
Kateleen: Ashes?
Kimura: demon crow wat
Kateleen: Idk
Niki: dunno, maybe??? ➜
Kateleen: Only crow I know
Niki: but, can Ash even really do that? Exile someone from the entire universe? ➜
Kimura: I dunno… Knight of Space, not sure if they’re powerful enough.
Kateleen: Well she is gene’s mom and a spaceplayer
Kimura: a Lord of Space probably could though
Kateleen: /don’t know/
Niki: another thought is it could have been a prank pester by someone at the bar or something. ➜
Kateleen: AG being a bitch maybw
Kimura: well, I was there about 10min ago… only AS and SB are there right now.
Kimura: oh also VS.
Kateleen: Yeah I’ve been hanging at the bar, lots of weird people idk
Kateleen: It’s been a kind of “where the fuck are my friends” for me for the last week or so
Niki: yeah, it’s been kinda weird lately. ➜
Niki: like, the memo isn’t even up anymore. ➜
Kimura: yeah, like a sudden apathy bomb was dropped on the place.
Niki: so… what do you guys think about this “ben booted out by a demon crow” thing? ➜
Niki: I’m thinkng it’s a trap or something. ➜
Kateleen: Ain’t the weirdest thing I’ve heard over the session
Kateleen: I think…
Kateleen: I mean finding “painful imp death screams” or whatever on my computer was wierd
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Post by SJmun on Jul 10, 2015 22:05:10 GMT -8
==> {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: What’s the big idea parking all the way out here.
Dr. Fluffy: God dang.
Kimura: I… think we were exploring planets? until everyone decided to go SHSL Meh.
Dr. Fluffy: I noticed tons of inactivity on this ship and I wondered if it exploded or abandoned or something.
Dr. Fluffy: You sure you’re yousing this ship right?
Niki: um, to be honest, I have no idea. I just watch over stuff here. ➜
Kateleen: Well there ain’t anywhere else people are
Kateleen: No memp
Dr. Fluffy: feh.
Kateleen: Bar’s daviod of life
Kimura: actually, there’s a few people still there.
Dr. Fluffy: Yeah?
Kimura: Adal and AS were still there when I left…
Kateleen: Davoid of life I remember from the session
Kimura: …fair enough.
Dr. Fluffy: I’m going to do a check up…
>Dr. Fluffy: Give the ship a check-up You are now Dr. Fluffy. Is this really how they’ve treated this ship that you built for them? You’d think they would at least have the common decency to run calibration diagnostics every once in a while, or maybe, you don’t know… CLEAN UP? {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: Well… everything is checking out but there are a bunch of spider webs here too…
Kateleen: dedication to amy
Niki: oh, that’s probably Cody. ➜
Kateleen: They’re meant to be there
Niki: he’s been practicing his webbing lately. ➜
Kimura: heh.
Dr. Fluffy: Ahuh…
==> {show dialoglog}
Kateleen: My explanation is the truth
Niki: huh, apparently an elf looking for magic treasure… ➜
Kimura: wha?
Niki: the random encounter I just got done with. ➜
Kateleen: Gotten wierder
Niki: been a while since I’ve had a nice one like that. ➜
Kateleen: Lord English/chronos was my weirdist
Kateleen: /I /don’t /know
Kateleen: Lord chronglish
Kateleen: I think was what he called himself
Niki: oh, I thought for a second you shipped them. ➜
Kateleen: Lol no
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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 7:12:59 GMT -8
==> {show dialoglog}
Niki: so… should we look for the demon crow like, tomorowor something? ➜
Dr. Fluffy: …demon crow?
Niki: oh yeah, I haven’t explained to you yet. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Something happening?
Niki: apparently the demon crow has something to do with Ben’s disappearence. ➜
Niki: apparently. ➜
Niki: it could be a hoax for all I know. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Sounds like you need to track down a dangerous animal.
Niki: yeah… ➜
Niki: I was thinking use Charles as bait. ➜
Kimura: pfft
Dr. Fluffy: I might have someone for that kind of job…
Dr. Fluffy: Hehehe
Niki: what’s your idea? ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Well. Back on Earth… like, the first Earth before humans migrated out
Dr. Fluffy: I met someone who deals in this sort of thing.
Dr. Fluffy: But you know, works for money.
Niki: oh yeah… ➜
Dr. Fluffy: I could pay the fee and have them do it for you.
Dr. Fluffy: They owe me a little favor.
Niki: that might be useful… Dunno though… ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Well if you want to try it, just say the word.
Niki: considering how starter planet is sorta supposed to be secretish… ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Don’t worry, they are descreet.
Dr. Fluffy: And since this would be a personal favor
Dr. Fluffy: it doesnt have to go on record.
Niki: hmm… might be worth considering… ➜
Niki: what do you think, Kim? ➜
Kimura: well, do we have any other ideas at this point?
Niki: eh, I guess. ➜
Kimura: yeah, we may as well.
>Dr. Fluffy: Contact Somebody …
>Dr. Fluffy: Dial again!!! {show dialoglog}
???: [WHAT.]
Dr. Fluffy: Oh good.
Dr. Fluffy: Hey I need to call in a favor
???: [Stuff if Fluffy.]
Dr. Fluffy: No seriously you owe me.
Dr. Fluffy: I need you to do a personal favor. I’ll make it double the charge.
???: [Triple it.]
Dr. Fluffy: God dayum.
???: [Triple it.]
Dr. Fluffy: Okay fine.
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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 9:39:59 GMT -8
==> {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: I need a Live find. Don’t kill it.
???: [How injured?]
Niki: I have no idea. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Just. Alive.
Dr. Fluffy: We need to know what happened to another guy.
???: [Torture?]
???: [You know I don’t do that.]
Dr. Fluffy: Don’t worry I’ll handle that part.
???: [Hell.]
Dr. Fluffy: Shut it.
Dr. Fluffy: Will you do it?
???: [Send me coords Tomorrow. I’m in the middle of something]
Dr. Fluffy: Got it.
==> {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: Pain in the ass bounty hunters.
Dr. Fluffy: Am I right?
Kimura: guess so
Niki: sounds like it. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: My company has hired a good few of them to track down certain organisms. Theyre more reliable than mercanaries but hella more expensive.
Kimura: well, let’s hope whatever this is is at least within this universe.
Dr. Fluffy: I’ll let them rendezvous here. Then we can check it out.
Dr. Fluffy: I guess I’ll stick around for a bit.
Niki: cool. ➜
>Niki: Go to bed It’s getting kinda late. You make your way back towards your room after saying goodnight to the group… |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 9:54:52 GMT -8
➜ ASWGDFVQADF
>CB: be in huge troubles “Huge troubles”? Who says that, a baby or something? There’s no way you can be in trouble though, you’ve done “nothing wrong”. Besides, you’re too busy sleeping to be in trouble.
>Jake: Dream.You are currently dreaming right now, probably about THE SICKEST STUNTS POSSIBLE WITH A SCOOTER or something. Either that or a giant jar of NUTELLA. You’re probably tearing it up in the Land of CANDY and RAINBOWS… Oh yeah, and there’s RAP MUSIC in the background because it’s your dream and you think it’s pretty cool. Yeah… |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 9:58:18 GMT -8
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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 10:12:21 GMT -8
>The next day? {show dialoglog}
Kimura: …what time even is it? my watch says 4:13pm, but timezones tend not to apply on a spaceship.
Niki: let me check my watch…
Dr. Fluffy: oh. Morning.
Niki: …apparently 4:14pm. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Still morning.
Niki: close enough. ➜
Kimura: sup Jake.
Jake: sameold sameold. sup with you?
Kimura: eh, not much.
Jake: man niki how long do you even sleep
Jake: i was up way before you
Niki: whatever, I can wake up whatever time I want to. ➜
>Be the other guy You are now “the other guy”. Well, girl, but whatever. You are currently struggling with a SPIDERWEB that is currently stuck in your hair. There are also some DEAD SMALL SPIDERS probably still in it, but honestly you just want this mess off of you now.
>Other girl: Just sort of reach up and grab cobweb You do that. Now the cobweb is stuck to your hands. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 10:47:32 GMT -8
>Be the other other girl. You are now the other other girl. To be specific, you are now Sakuya. Who even are these weirdos that Fluffy is hanging out with? {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: Okay, there. Can we get to business now?
???: Quite.
Niki: hey, did I miss anything? ➜
Jake: you missed boobies
Niki: … ➜
Kimura: jake why.
Jake: booooooobs
===> {show dialoglog}
???: I’m going to need the rundown of what info you have so far.
Dr. Fluffy: Info So Far! Okay.
???: …Did you make me come here without any information.
Dr. Fluffy: Uh…
Kimura: ……..
Jake: oooooh busted
>Other girl: do the sneaky thing You’re totally on top of that. Just a little spell here and poof, instant shadow ninja. |
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Post by SJmun on Jul 11, 2015 10:54:34 GMT -8
>Sneaky girl: spy on the group Ah, here’s where the action is. You hope they didn’t hear you earlier when you were erm… cleaning cobwebs. Yeah… {show dialoglog}
Sakuya: Classic.
Dr. Fluffy: Shut it.
Niki: okay, so, checking my logs… ➜
>Niki: Check those logs! {show dialoglog}
Niki: ah, here’s the pesterlog. ➜
Niki: it mentions a demon crow and starter planet. ➜
???: “Starter Planet?”
Jake: some dumb planet with no skateparks
Jake: all the trees are purple and pink
Dr. Fluffy: Just go with it. They never ended up naming it.
Jake: it looks like barbie designed it
???: …Barbie?
>Ben: feel that sick burn You feel a sharp pain from across the dimensions, and don’t know why. |
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