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Post by SJmun on Aug 1, 2015 6:44:04 GMT -8
>Demon crow: take flight You don’t just take flight, you take it like you stole it! These freaks are way too strong for you! Maybe one day you’ll be strong enough to terrorize them all properly… {show dialoglog}
Dr. Fluffy: At least I got my sample.
Kimura: ……..
other girl: should’ve stabbed that motherfucker in the eyes.
Niki: …welp ➜
Elsey: TΘ be hΘnest I’d like tΘ be kicked Θut Θf this universe tΘΘ. I’d like nΘthing tΘ dΘ with it ▲t ▲ll.
other girl: I will next time too.
cloaked guy: …AND TELL YOUR MOTHER… SHE CAN……WITH A CRYSTAL FORMATION…
other girl: gimme that feather bet I can summon that bitch.
cloaked guy: ……………UNTIL IT COMES OUT THE OTHER END ……………… AND SUCK ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kimura: ……..
???: …
>Everyone: go to hangar The party is now in front of the HANGAR. Dr. Fluffy, Sakuya, and the bounty hunter have already gone back up to the QUINN PRIME. {show dialoglog}
cloaked guy: …So. Dimensional travel?
Niki: no idea how to pull it off. ➜
Niki: but there’s gotta be an answer out there. ➜
other girl: I could bet you I can figure it out.
Kimura: we’ll find something eventually.
other girl: any amount of currency I can figure it out.
other girl: I don’t even know you idiots and I’d even do it.
Niki: …who even are you anyways? ➜
Niki: I don’t think I’ve really seen you around… ➜
Kimura: you almost sound familiar, but not sure…
other girl: uh, duh? only the most famous demonologist ever.
Niki: …riiiiiight. ➜
cloaked guy: The Valita Federation has its fingers in too many pies to count, I wouldn’t put interdimensional transport past them…
other girl: yeah, and you are? you got anything to your name, eh?
Kimura: …
Niki: oh, me? My name’s Niki, Prince of Time. ➜
other girl: Niki.
other girl: Prince of Time.
Niki: yeah…
other girl: that it?
Niki: well, I used to also be called the “temporal messenger” but that isn’t really much of a thing anymore. ➜
other girl: I’ll add it anyway.
Kimura: heh.
===> {show dialoglog}
other girl: you, you, you. anything I’d know you for?
cloaked guy: V2204.
Kimura: uh, Kimura. Witch of Light, part wolf.
Elsey: Elsey. Th▲t’s ▲ll yΘu prΘb▲bly need tΘ knΘw.,
cloaked guy: But… My mother calls me. Well, the word is harsh to the ears of offworlders but, the concept it represents is that of virtue.
cloaked guy: V or Virtue will do.
other girl: part wolf…
other girl: virtue, kimura, Niki, Elsey.
other girl: Winona.
Niki: nice to meet you. ➜
Winona: eh. nice enough. been here a while.
Winona: pushed some kid into a guillotine.
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Post by SJmun on Aug 1, 2015 6:59:16 GMT -8
>Niki: Remember a thing You remember an incident a couple months ago when the rogue was found dead with his head chopped off. Sure, he revived right after and he’s usually the butt-monkey who dies as often as Kenny from South Park, but that was also after a week of witnessing countless barfights, many of which other people died as result of. Yeah… {show dialoglog}
Niki: …wait, was that your thing back then???? ➜
Winona: yeah.
Winona: bitch kept messing with my crows.
Niki: that’s practically the reason I don’t go to the bar anymore. ➜
Elsey: Wh▲t kid.
Niki: it’s too freaking dangerous there… ➜
Winona: some blonde loser.
Winona: crow pecked his eye out though, hilarious.
Elsey: ….Θh. Him.
Elsey: Heh.
Winona: finally someone with a sense of humor!
Winona: magical and funny, you’re my new favorite.
==> {show dialoglog}
Winona: that whole guillotine thing was a total accident, by the way.
Virtue: …Did he overestimate this thing’s strength?
Elsey: M▲ybe he encΘuntered it withΘut ▲ny we▲pΘns Θn him…Then ▲g▲in th▲t’s kind Θf ▲ stupid ide▲.
Virtue: …I think we’re talking about different people.
Winona: maybe he believed it when it said “you can’t hope to defeat me”
Virtue: I mean the man who directed me here.
Winona: …oh.
Elsey: Well yΘu were kind Θf being v▲gue ▲bΘut it.
Virtue: I was, wasn’t I?
Winona: who directed you here?
Virtue: Truth be told I don’t even know his name. I erm… Tried to take on the leader of my peoples in a bid to defend someone close and came close to dying.
Virtue: But he defended me and swore he could have me strong enough to face him with three months worth of training.
Winona: I can respect that.
Elsey: Huh..
Virtue: I told him to make it a month.
Virtue: Virtue was my strong suit after all, not patience.
Elsey: snrk.
Virtue: …And now I have a month to surpass the strongest Vashna. He promised if I survive the month I’ll be strong enough to beat him.
Virtue: But this, this wasn’t much at all. Maybe next time…
Virtue: …Or maybe I’ll pick a better person to pin my hopes on then someone who calls themself a… Craftknight, was it?
Elsey: ….Ye▲h, definitely. Heh.
Virtue: Anyway. Next time, maybe.
>Virtue: Hit the dusty trail You got places to go for the time being. This bunch seems interesting at least. Elsey: SΘ th▲t’s where he went. |
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Post by SJmun on Aug 8, 2015 18:32:25 GMT -8
>Niki: Stop zoning out!
 You finally stop zoning out… and it appears everyone has already gone home or something for the night. Man, you hate it when stuff like that happens…
➜ {show dialoglog}
Katie: So are we just sitting here waitinf
???: We got the intel from the Crow. But now we need a plan to make it to this… Resort Universe
Niki: hey guys. Did I miss anything important? ➜
Niki: …. ➜
???: Don’t worry about those two.
???: Their kind regenerates pretty fast I guess…
Niki: …okay then? ➜
???: …unless they stop breathing or something.
Katie: Nah
Katie: Just me failing to artr
Kimura: so, do we have any plans about this thing yet?
Katie: Idk
???: Do you have interdimensional travel theories?
Niki: um… ➜
Niki: …darn it, that doesn’t count. ➜
Kimura: I can do intra-dimensional portalling, but that’s about it…
Katie: My tardis stores interdimensionally
Katie: But no it doesn’t travel in dimensionally,
Niki: you mean your cardboardis? ➜
Katie: Yeah
Kimura: cardboardis pfft
Katie: I have a inter dimensional portal gun
Niki: waitwhat ➜
???: …
Katie: I made a fuckton of portal guns during the session
Katie: The energy usage is inane though, takes me a few years charging off the black hole generator in my carboadis
Katie: You get 2 shots per charge roughly
Niki: so I’m guessing the one you have already used its juice? ➜
Katie: Gonna be a year orso
Katie: Till it recharges
Kimura: …are you two okay?
Dr. Fluffy: y u p
Katie: I’m going to go play some games on my omnibox
Katie: Tell me when shit occurs
Niki: alright then. ➜
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Post by SJmun on Aug 8, 2015 18:38:46 GMT -8
>A couple days later... You are now Jake. It’s been a couple days since that UNSPEAKABLE CROW INCIDENT. As long as you stay away from EMOCHUMP’S LOOT FOREST or whatever it’s called, you should be safe.
>Jake: get some foods You decide to get to the kitchen to grab something to eat. You consult the FOOD REPLICATOR’s menu for ideas.
>Jake: Turn around {show dialoglog}
Jake: …how long were you stalking me
Winona: legally for about five seconds?
Winona: was just sleeping in there.
Winona: …caw
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Post by SJmun on Oct 12, 2015 9:03:53 GMT -8
>Jake: Stay calm You fail spectacularly.
>Jake: Be Niki You are now Niki. You have just recently woke up from a nap and you’re starting to get a bit hungry.
➜  Wow, look at all that GLORIOUS STEAK. If you hadn’t just woken up from your nap, you’d totally go replicate some for yourself, medium rare of course. You’re kinda in a cereal sorta mood right now though. {show dialoglog}
Niki: hey guys… ➜
Kimura: sup
Niki: I guess it’s like, dinner time or something? ➜
Kimura: yeah, pretty much.
Winona: I just need to eat a lot of red meat.
Winona: dunno what these dogs are doing.
Kimura: hey, we get hungry too.
Winona: big surprise.
Winona: I mean I just can’t help my horrible iron deficiency.
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Post by SJmun on Oct 12, 2015 9:13:22 GMT -8
>Doges: RAISE THE STEAKS Neither of you are technically doges, but either way, both of you are happy to oblige. {show dialoglog}
Winona: everybody’s just rubbing it in.
Winona: punks.
Winona: isn’t that right Jake?
Jake: shut up
Winona: woah there buddy, I thought we were friends.
Winona: I save you from giant crows, you let me nap in your shadow, it’s a working relationship here.
Jake: youre a stalker, you said you were gonna kill me, and you made stupid crow noises
Winona: kill you with kindness, duh.
>Alarm: go off You are now the Pocketwatch. You were set to go off at precisely 6:00PM sharp, and now is your time. Your alarm is turned off and you cease ringing. It is currently 6:01PM and time continues on. {show dialoglog}
Niki: whoa, forgot I set that alarm. ➜
Winona: how about the next time I see a crow I’ll shoo it away for you.
Jake: are you sure youre not just gonna be a jerk about it
Winona: scout’s honor.
Jake: ill tell my sister to beat you up if you break that promise
Niki: waitwhat ➜
Niki: when did I get drawn into this? ➜
Niki: and Jake, just trust her or something. ➜
Jake: niki why are you so lazy all the time
Niki: …oh yeah, now I remember why I set that alarm ➜
Niki: I was gonna schedule a meeting thing. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Meeting?
Niki: yeah. ➜
Winona: we’re officially promoting me to captain.
Kimura: ……..
Niki: …yeah right. ➜
Winona: bout time.
Dr. Fluffy: I’m captain.
Dr. Fluffy: Thats an actual thing that is happening.
Winona: captain sch..map..tan.
Winona: ..wonder if maps can tan.
Dr. Fluffy: Yellowing.
Winona: schnapps can tan a map, maybe..
Dr. Fluffy: Of paper.
Winona: yellowing of paper.
Winona: with schnapps.
>Niki: MEETING TIEM! {show dialoglog}
Niki: …anyways, let’s start the meeting. Today’s topic is what the heck we’re gonna do to get to the “resort” dimension. ➜
Winona: special summon or gate, duh.
Niki: what do you guys think? ➜
Kimura: I got no clues at all…
Dr. Fluffy: Hmm…
Winona: I mean if it’s a banishing dimension or some kinda crossroads.
Winona: gotta use a gate, dimensions are always weird.
Dr. Fluffy: I wonder if its a Bridge or a Center Piece of dimensions.
Dr. Fluffy: A place inbetween them…
Kimura: hmm… like Flipside/Flopside?
Jake: maybe it’s a last resort
Dr. Fluffy: …
Winona: HAHAHA
Winona: die.
Kimura: jake did you just
Winona: maybe we could beat up the crow.
Jake: just making guesses here
Jake: wait how are you guys gonna beat up the crow
Winona: pretty easily.
Winona: crow’s a bitch.
Winona: what demon wears a sweater vest? a bitch demon.
Jake: ……
Dr. Fluffy: Anyway…
Dr. Fluffy: Best bet is trying to first figure out something that can cross dimensions or bring access to somewhere in between them. Very very theoretical work is happening on this.
Dr. Fluffy: However it’s not really my department…
Adal: ..Wormholes..
Winona: (magic wins again just like always)
Dr. Fluffy: Wormholes?
Dr. Fluffy: Thats more like… high distance space travel I believe…
Dr. Fluffy: Like, if you folded “space” in half
Winona: y’know what I just realized? i bet that resort is a crossroads dimension. that crow was pretty weak.
Dr. Fluffy: You would end up on the otehr side.
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Post by SJmun on Oct 12, 2015 9:19:36 GMT -8
>Niki: Be Katie You are now Katie, and… okay where even are you right now?
-> …yep, wrong place. Back to the cardboardis!
>Katie: Go to QUINN PRIME After some off-screen traveling, you finally make it to the ship. Hey look, it’s the real Niki! Not made of cardboard! {show dialoglog}
Winona: he probably couldn’t “banish” people to somewhere really out there.
Katie: Hello friends I am here
Kimura: …can’t wormholes go between universes, though?
Winona: dimensions are on a different level than a universe.
Dr. Fluffy: Maybe..
Dr. Fluffy: If we exit halfway through a worm hole…
Dr. Fluffy: theoretically, we could come out somewhere else entirely
Niki: dunno, that sounds dangerous. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: But its incredibly risky
Dr. Fluffy: Yes.
Winona: theoretically it sounds like science babble.
Dr. Fluffy: I dont think a ship like this firefly model could handle that kind of trip
Katie: That sounds like deadly death with a good chance of death
Winona: why would a worm hole exit into some resort dimension that a sweater vest wearing crow sends people to
Winona: what kinda theory is that?
Dr. Fluffy: Well.
Dr. Fluffy: I didnt say exactly /where/
Katie: Advertisement, it’s like redirects on the internets
Niki: not only would we not know where we’d pop out, but it could end up with telefragging. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Technically we would need to find the worm hole closest to that dimension
Dr. Fluffy: Or we’‘d just be jumping for a while
Winona: I mean one wrong move with dimensions and suddenly you’ve released azkalaoth the world eater from a cosmic prison.
Dr. Fluffy: Azka what
Kimura: …yeah, let’s not do that.
Katie: You click one thing, and a rapid fire thing sends you through 3 to 4 websites and then your left somewhere
Winona: azkalaoth.
Niki: wormholes are probably not the intertubes ➜
Niki: …probably. ➜
Katie: You never know
Dr. Fluffy: Hmm…
Winona: then suddenly you turned a universe into warhammer fan fiction.
Winona: and nobody wants that.
Niki: oh goody… ➜
Dr. Fluffy: I wonder if that relay could help travel wise…
Kimura: ……..relay?
Winona: please no mass effect.
Katie: And then suddenly your trapped in bad rock/door fan fiction and less then nobody wants that
Winona: bad rock?
Dr. Fluffy: Its like a Check Point.
Dr. Fluffy: But on Augataur.
Dr. Fluffy: Or, well, Behind the moon of it.
Jake: moooooooooon
Winona: keep your belt on kid.
Katie: Bad and rock/door are both adjativs describing Fanfiction
Katie: That’s no moon
Niki: I think you mean “between a rock and a hard place” ? ➜
Dr. Fluffy: It was supposed to help travel between that planet and starter, but apparently Kimura’s doorways have been more than enough.
Katie: It’s AG’s void death star!
Niki: remember? that was blwn up already. ➜
Niki: *blown ➜
Winona: I still say we find the crow.
Jake: no way hose
Kimura: …yeah, where <em>has</em> Gambit been lately? I don’t think even EQ or RS know…
Winona: otherwise we could end up in the candy dimension and I’d get fat.
Katie: Idk
Dr. Fluffy: We need to track it back down?
Winona: we could summon it with the feather if you have a sciencey jail thing.
Dr. Fluffy: Oh.
Dr. Fluffy: Yes.
Dr. Fluffy: That might work…
Winona: one of those… science boxes.
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Post by SJmun on Oct 12, 2015 9:26:38 GMT -8
===> {show dialoglog}
Niki: and by that, you mean a baby crib? ➜
Winona: where things can’t run away.
Dr. Fluffy: Gay baby jail.
Winona: yes a baby crib.
Kimura: pft what
Dr. Fluffy: I could cook something up
Winona: science box, baby crib. same thing.
Jake: its not funny hell rip your head off in your sleep
Winona: he doesn’t have hands.
Jake: are you sure
Dr. Fluffy: I can set a cage with his DNA signature…
Winona: also I sleep in your shadow.
Dr. Fluffy: Or at least his structural material
Winona: so be careful with that.
Dr. Fluffy: Then lure him inside…
===> {show dialoglog}
Katie: I sleep in a doomed timeline
Katie: Beat that HC
Niki: are you sure that’s healthy, Katie? ➜
Winona: just toss the feather in I’ve got a spell that could do it.
Katie: Yeah the inside of the TARDIS is airtight
Winona: also demons are super gullible, Jake could pretend to sell his soul.
Katie: And the timeline seems to be b stable yo
Winona: that thing would come here like a t Rex to a goat.
Jake: no way fire hydrant and hose
Winona: what does.. what?
Kimura: jake, Winona, neither of you are making sense anymore.
Winona: I’m making perfect sense.
Katie: Dang I used my captive soul already
Winona: so we get the science box. we summon the bird, bird is in a cage. ask the bird for directions.
Winona: …oooor we burn his sweater vest.
Niki: hahaha, yes. ➜
Kimura: heh.
Winona: that’s a threat that’ll make him talk.
Niki: do you guys think that idea will work? ➜
Katie: Sure
Kimura: yeah, it’s worth a try.
====> {show dialoglog}
Jake: ill be chilling in the game room, im outtie
Winona: waaait a sec.
Dr. Fluffy: …
Winona: you’re the most important part Jake we need you Lil’ man.
Dr. Fluffy: Don’t you think we should attempt this summon in a remote location?
Dr. Fluffy: Not on the ship?
Niki: yeah…. probably a good idea. ➜
Winona: oh. yeah, probs.
Kimura: good point.
Jake: hey why do i gotta be in this
Dr. Fluffy: Dont want to accidentally blow a hole in the ship.
Winona: unless this place has a big cargo hold.
Dr. Fluffy: It does, but again. Space holes.
Katie: We could do it in my tardis
Niki: yeah, better to be safe ➜
Winona: the worst kind of holes.
Winona: space holes.
Dr. Fluffy: Probably need an open field…
Dr. Fluffy: or something…
Dr. Fluffy: Or a cave.
Katie: It has a massive lock, and the timeline the interior in is already wrecked
Dr. Fluffy: You know.
Dr. Fluffy: Atmosphere.
Winona: and we need you because you’re the coolest Jake, obviously.
Niki: dude katie, what if it causes a time hole? ➜
Niki: that’s probably worse than a space hole ➜
Kimura: time holes are— yeah, what SJ said.
Katie: Then it’ll get together with the black hole already there and make holebabies
Winona: not as bad as your mum’s ho— wait a sec..
Niki: …… ➜
Dr. Fluffy: …
Katie: Jk
Winona: ..
Niki: …let’s get back on track here. ➜
Katie: Was a joke I’m not <em>that</em> stupid
Katie: Just <em>mostly</em> stupid
Katie: Is diffrence
Dr. Fluffy: Actually, since I mentioned Augataur…
Dr. Fluffy: Maybe we could take advantage of those wide open spaces that are unpopulated.
Dr. Fluffy: And far from the civilizations
Kimura: that’s true… like, half the landmass is open fields.
Niki: oh yeah, I’ve been meaning to check that place out. I remember it was pretty cool the first time I visited. ➜
Winona: yeah sure it’s not like the entire planet we’re near is empty.
Niki: dude, that planet down there sucks. ➜
Katie: There’s the firebenders
Winona: but I’ll chalk it down to homesickness and stuff.
Katie: Or whatever
Niki: I almost got eaten by a swamp monster down there. ➜
Winona: so I need ingredients I think.
Dr. Fluffy: I just dont want to have to start searching the stars for more uninhabited planets
Kimura: and I found out what Turbo Jellyfish might taste like, bluh.
Katie: The desert planet is hyper empty and flat
Katie: Its stupidly far away though
Katie: There’s a reason I use the TARDIS to go to and leave there, it’s a good excuse for timestoping because driving there in the space hot rod would take forever in real time
Niki: Augataur would probably be the best bet, considering we have access to an easy gateway there. ➜
Winona: easy enough.
Dr. Fluffy: Also the ship has a waypoint set there so warping there is a breeze.
Winona: what can that food thing make?
Dr. Fluffy: Everything I suppose.
Kimura: uh, most kinds of earth food plus whatever other stuff’s been programmed in…
Niki: most foodstuff and apparently simple stuf likes plates and silverware. ➜
Niki: oh, and jars ➜
Winona: do we have any dragon blood?
Dr. Fluffy: Dragon blood?
Winona: yeah.
Katie: I might in my potion kit
Niki: ehh, probably not. Also, the replicator can’t replicate magic stuff. ➜
Winona: hm.
Dr. Fluffy: I know Mike is raising dragons…
Winona: lemons, I need lemons.
Dr. Fluffy: But using their blood for a ritual like this might be unwelcome…
Niki: lemons should be replicatable. ➜
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Post by SJmun on Oct 12, 2015 9:36:31 GMT -8
===> {show dialoglog}
Katie: Ugh where’d I put it
weird voice: “What about human blood?”
Winona: I don’t need the blood if I can get lemons, honeysuckle… uh… nutmeg, cedar bark.
Winona: human blood could work maybe.
Kimura: ……..
Kimura: why do you need blood, anyway?
Dr. Fluffy: …?
Katie: This enough?
Winona: it helps boost ritual strength.
Winona: uh, yeah.
Niki: …where did you get that? ➜
Dr. Fluffy: Didn’t a dragon show up at the bar before?
Winona: I’m a blood mage, I use that kinda stuff in most rituals.
Katie: I was practicing alchmy around the end of the session
weird voice: “WhΘ knΘws hΘw m▲ny untΘld hΘrrΘrs this mΘrΘn m▲de.”
Dr. Fluffy: Who is that?
Katie: I made a lot of potion supplies out of grist
Winona: but I probably don’t need it. I think dragon’s blood is for revenge summonings, sex stuff, fire…
Dr. Fluffy: …
Kimura: …
how many ='s again {show dialoglog}
Katie: It’s used a lot in potion making, this is all I got
Katie: Left
Winona: since it’s travel, it should be the other stuff.
Winona: keep the blood I don’t think we need it.
Katie: And disembodied fucker, the worst I made was a swarm of living knives
Winona: that’s pretty awful.
Dr. Fluffy: …?
Dr. Fluffy: Someone’s here?
Winona: just…totally awful.
weird voice: “Riiiiiiight.”
Katie: And it was only one but then fl cut it up and the bits grew into new knives
Dr. Fluffy: Oh, its that guy.
Kimura: still wondering what the heck that knife cloud was about.
Dr. Fluffy: Hm.
Dr. Fluffy: I guess I should call the bounty hunter back…
Katie: Fl wanted to fight a living knife so I made one and when he cut it up the bits grew into new knives
Winona: I’m gonna go stab Jake quietly.
Niki: …. ➜
Dr. Fluffy: …
Katie: Had to use one of my then 4 gigaheal potions on DL afterwards
Winona: kidding. just gonna turn the music down.
>Niki: Epic facepalm {show dialoglog}
Niki: … ➜
Dr. Fluffy: …
Kimura: …
Niki: … ➜
weird voice: “…Well.”
Winona: wow.
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Post by SJmun on Oct 12, 2015 9:43:28 GMT -8
>... Your eyes feel naked. {show dialoglog}
Winona: that was impressive. gonna duct tape those together, nerd?
Niki: man, I just fixed those a while ago. ➜
Niki: I got super glue somewhere. ➜
>Niki: Get out the superglue You access your sylladex and the menu shows up. Now to get through this menu here…
>Somebody: fix the glasses The glasses are now repaired. Who fixed them though? {show dialoglog}
Niki: …okay then… ➜
Katie: These things are cheap as hell but only work on really simple damages
Niki: um, thanks? ➜
Winona: you’re welcome.
Winona: ~ magic ~
Katie: Its seriously just ducktape and superglue mixed together in a couldren
Winona: kidding I didn’t do that.
==>=>==> The command entry system is beginning to wonder if a default continue command that isn’t dependent upon number of active party members should be enforced. {show dialoglog}
Winona: so who wants to play crowbait?
Katie: Seems like all I’m good for
Dr. Fluffy: I have to pay her again, but she is taking the job.
Katie: Acting dumb and drawing attenetion
Dr. Fluffy: Thankfully she hadn’t left the system yet.
Winona: alright come here, gotta write your lines.
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Post by SJmun on Nov 9, 2015 23:19:15 GMT -8
>And now for something completely different... You are now a zorua in a speedboat. You’re currently making your way back towards the resort on a nearby island. It’s never wise to leave that place unattended for too long…
>Wait, who the heck are you? My name is my name is my name is TICKA TICKA SLIM SHADEY! You also sometimes go by Slim. You are the current owner and the main overseer of the oldest island resort this side of the Raidsnake Peninsula. It’s actually been owned by your family for quite a few generations. Despite belonging to a litter with quite a few siblings, many of them have abandoned the family business for their own wild and crazy dreams. You don’t really mind though, you were never really fond of most of your brothers and sisters anyways. As for why your parents named you Slim, it’s a mystery. You have more important things to ponder right now though.
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Post by SJmun on Nov 9, 2015 23:23:53 GMT -8
>Bounty Hunter: arrive on the Prime You’re working on it! You’ll get there when you get there. You are glad that you’re getting paid for this…
>Slim: Arrive at resort Home sweet home… Things appear to be intact so far…
>Slim: Check if anyone's around Coast seems clear. Perfect time to get into uniform. Gotta appear classy for the guests! You aren’t particularly very fond of this particular illusion form, but it gets the job done when you have a resort to run. |
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Post by SJmun on Nov 9, 2015 23:39:36 GMT -8
>Slim: Head for the Resort! You really wish you had one of those upright segway scooters, that way it wouldn’t be so difficult to keep up the illusion of walking on two legs. The main building us up ahead. So far there isn’t any broken windows or damaged property, so that’s a good sign.
-> An all-too familiar musty scent fills your unfortunate nose as you enter through the front entrance. Once you get the mandatory area checks out of the way, you can retire to the outdoor pool and relax a bit.
-> You feel a wave of relief as you finally leave the blinding sunlight behind. Your illusion becomes easier to hold with each step into the relative darkness. As per routine, the first stop must be the most important one, which you will have to get to the basement level to check. |
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Post by SJmun on Nov 9, 2015 23:42:02 GMT -8
-> Hmm… will you take the elevator or the stairs this time…
>I'm going to warn you about the stairs Bro You think it over for a moment and come to a conclusion: it would most likely be wise to abstain from stair usage while in illusion form. Keeping track of how two legs would go down stairs while simultaneously attempting to climb down on your own? Yeah… no.
>Slim: Take the Elevator and hit all the buttons All you have to do is press that button right there and… WHAT ARE YOUR PAWS DOING?! NO, YOU DO NOT WANT TO VISIT ALL THE SUBFLOORS! AAGH! |
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Post by SJmun on Nov 10, 2015 0:13:43 GMT -8
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