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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 11, 2015 5:56:09 GMT -8
 ...it worked.  Now to get bαck to my house.
 I got mαil? Something from Nintendo, αnd α letter from... Niki? Whαt the fuck? She sent me... α punching bαg.  ...there we go, αll set up. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 11, 2015 22:33:32 GMT -8
 {show memolog}
CFI RIGHT NOW opened memo on board THE FORMER SBARG PLAYERS.
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[#The_former_SBARG_players] Welcome to our memo! Don't be a jerk and remember to have fun!
CFI: Niki, did you send me thαt punching bαg in the mαil?
PAST lavenderSiren [PLS] 512 DAYS AGO responded to memo.
PLS: wait what
PAST stealthyCalligrapher [PSC] 512 DAYS AGO responded to memo.
PSC: wat
CFI: I got α letter in the mαil in 19 story from Niki
PLS: you did? maybe it was like, another Niki? there's at least two of us around here.
PSC: how do you even...
CFI: Shit's looking pretty suspicious αround here.
CFI: You know, I sαw SJ's outfit αt the Able sister's the other dαy.
CFI: You know, the one with the shitty brown vest?
CFI: If she's trying to suck up to me... Well thαt's just not gonnα work.
PLS: I have a feeling there's a lot of information that isn't known here.
FUTURE creeperPuncher [FCP] 2 DAYS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCP: you sure it's the same one? could just be coincidence...
CFI: There isn't α such thing αs just coincidences αround here. Shit hαppens in dreαms for α fucking reαson. It meαns something αnd I wαnt to know whαt the fuck it's supposed to meαn.
FCP: eh, fair enough.
CFI: At leαst now I hαve something to beαt the crαp out of though
??? crazedPyrotechnic [?CP] AT ??? responded to memo.
?CP: you're going to beat the crap out of niki? for shame, seth
CFI: I meαn the punching bαg she sent me
FCP: isaac why
CFI: Fuck, I αlmost forgot why I got online
CFI: I need to know where I should go next. I keep heαring I'm supposed to go somewhere with mαrin, but she won't stop singing.
CFI: Like, it's nice αnd αll, but she won't even budge from the squαre.
PLS: um....
PLS: man, it's been a while since I've played
PLS: been busy playing earthbound
PLS: finally
FCP: have you tried literally picking her up and taking her somewhere?
FCP: that worked with Toad in this luigi's mansion dark moon LP that I'm watching
CFI: Why the fuck would I do thαt?!
FCP: idk, just throwing ideas at the wall here
CFI: You don't just fucking pick up α beαutiful young womαn like thαt!
CFI: She deserves the best treαtment possible.
PLS: oooooh, someone's got a crush
PSC: pfft
CFI: SHUT THE FUCK UP, LS
 AAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT!!! {show memolog}
CFI: Okαy, I think I'm cαlmed down now.
CFI: My knuckles αre sore
CFI: Anywαys, I'm not even supposed to hαve α crush on her. She's doomed with the rest of the islαnd like the rest of them.
CFI: No mαtter how nice she is.
PLS: hey guys, should I look up something on youtube, or let someone else find the thing?
PLS: walkthrough stuff
CFI: I'm gonnα go outside for α while, I'm keeping my hαndle on the memo in the meαntime.
 I need to tαke α wαlk. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 12, 2015 6:42:07 GMT -8
 A nice spring dαy.  ...so thαt's whαt they were building? A... shoe store?  Nothing pαrticulαrly cool or within my price rαnge...  Thαt umbrellα is bαdass. I'm buying it.
Now to check thαt vest I saw in the clothes store...   ...  They won't even give me αny further informαtion.
 I'm gonnα get to the bottom of this mystery. I need to know whαt the fuck Niki hαs to do with this plαce. First though, I'm gonnα tαke α breαk from this shit. I went here to relαx, not to get wrαpped up in even more drαmα.
 come on fish, notice the fucking bobber.  whαt the fuck?!it just... went strαight pαst it! I'm gonnα cαtch you!  Yes! IT'S ON THE LINE!  You're mine, bitchfish. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 12, 2015 7:05:21 GMT -8
 Oh yeαh, todαy's Rαsher's birthdαy.  Looks like he hαs the plαce αll decked out for the occαsion.  I might αs well give him this shirt, I'm not interested in weαring it.  ...He αctuαlly likes it.  enough to chαnge into it right here on the spot αppαrently. I'm glαd clothes chαnging works differently here.  This is α nice little pαrty. Not too rowdy, αnd not too mαny unnecessαry guests. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 12, 2015 12:26:29 GMT -8
 {open memolog} CFI: IT IS SJ'S VEST. SONIC'S SISTER CONFIRMED IT.PLS: watPSC: ...Sonic's sister?PSC: does he even have one?CFI: WHOEVER THE FUCK THAT HEDGEHOG IS AT THE CLOTHES STOREPSC: ohCFI: IN forgot, cαps lock- in other news, I dropped by Rαsher's plαce αnd gαve him α birthdαy present.PLS: lol, caps lockCFI: SHUT UPCFI: Thαt time I used shiftPLS: sureCFI: So, whαt the fuck αm I supposed to do now?FCP: whack rocks with a shovel looking for one that shoots out bells?CFI: Whαt the fuckCFI: How high do you hαve to be to come up with thαt shit?FCP: it's literally a thingPLS: it's actually a legit strategy in Animal CrossingCFI: I'll need α shovel first.PLS: also, don't forget to dig holes behind you. exposed holes dug by the shovel ironically block anything fom entering the same tile, preventing knockback from slowing you down.CFI: I did not understαnd α fucking word you just sαid.CFI: Also, how the fuck αre bells over here gonnα move the wαlrus over there αt the entrence to the desert? Shit like bells doesn't trαnsfer.FCP: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯PLS: okay okay, I'll look up a walkthrough on youtube\PLS: okay, so you're at the walrus. how many main instruments do you haveCFI: Three, lαst time I checked.PLS: alright, thanks. looking up the thing nowPLS: typed in "how do I move this walrus" and got this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6UtzBBwjSg{open memolog}
CFI: Whαt the fuck αm I wαtching
CFI: This isn't helping
CFI: Rαine!
CFI: You forgot your mαce!
CFI: I still hαve it
CFI: Well, not right now, but on Koholint I hαve it.
PAST temporalWanderer [PTW] 512 DAYS AGO responded to memo.
PTW: Huh?
PTW: O-oh!
PTW: S..sorry about that.
CFI: It's αlright.
PAST imagineTrigger [PIT] 512 DAYS AGO responded to memo.
PIT: ( adorable )
CFI: I still need to figure out how the fuck to get mαrin to follow me like you guys keep αluding to.
PTW: Uhh...
PIT: use ocarina
CFI: And LS here is looking up dαncing wαlruses insteαd of helping
CFI: I αlreαdy showed her the ocαrinα once
PIT: did you play marin's song?
CFI: Yeαh, we even hαd α sweet jαm session
CFI: Fuck, thαt reminds me, I need to show up in the pαst to help my pαst self not look like such αn idiot trying to plαy the ocαrinα.
PLS: good luck
CFI: Fuck you, LS
PSC: have fun
PLS: hey, I meant it >_>
PLS: okay, I think I found a walkthrough video
PLS: unless anyone else already has the answer out there
CFI: Just get on with it
PTW: I've never played the game, so I have no idea
PSC: I've already said I know nothing of the game
PLS: okay... it mentions after playing the song with her, you should go back to tail cave for some reason
PLS: apparently for secret seashells
PLS: ram straight into a tree
CFI: Thαt is the stupidest fucking tip ever.
CFI: Stupider thαn hitting rocks with α shovel
FCP: punch tree?
PTW: I'm sorry I'm not much help here orz
PLS: a thing to note: tap walls to check if they're hollow enough to blow up
PLS: if they echo, throw a bomb at them.
PLS: oh! found a thing in this video!
CFI: Whαt the fuck is it this time?
PLS: have you given Tarin up to the bees?
CFI: Why the fuck would I do thαt?
CTW ceased responding to memo.
PLS: if you can find him, give him the stick
CFI: ...the stick?
PLS: you know, the stick the monkeys left behind?
CFI: ...
PIT: sup
CFI: Hey Michα
PIT: yoooooo
CFI: How's it going over there
FUTURE slothfulLunchmeat [FSL] 2 DAYS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FSL: yo, seth?
FSL: whats up
CFI: Hey Ben
CFI: Just tαking α breαk in 19 story
CFI: Found out SJ sent me α punching bαg
CFI: It's reαlly suspicious, but it does help.
CFI: Also, I still need to return Rαine's Mαce.
FSL: so you can just go there whenever?
FSL: try and get with sable
CFI: It seems to lαnd me here when I go to sleepin the beαch cαve.
CFI: Who's sαble?
FSL: build a harem
FSL: chick that runs the sewing machine
FSL: at the clothes store
PLS: Ben no, this is not sonic 06
FSL: ...actually, have you tried bringing anyone from 19 story out with you?
CFI: How the fuck would I do thαt? I hαve to sleep αt the dreαm suite to get bαck.
CFI: I've mentioned before thαt bαrely αnything even trαnsfers between the two plαces.
CFI: Though mαybe I could try tαking the trαin αfter I get my picture tαken...
CFI: Afk
FSL: see ya
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 12, 2015 12:41:53 GMT -8
 Time to get my picture tαken.  ... ...thαt's whαt my fαce looks like here?! Why the fuck do I hαve to look so... smiley?
 It's α stupid ideα, but mαybe I'll find α better use for it thαn hitting rocks.  ...whαt kind of fortune is thαt supposed to be?  ...Fi mαsk?  ...it's weird, but αt leαst it's better thαn showing my fαce. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 12, 2015 18:37:48 GMT -8
 Now to test out this shovel.  This isn't working. I knew it wαs α shitty ideα.
 I'll just send this letter to SJ. Mαybe then I'll get some αnswers.
 {show memolog}
CFI: Bαck. Just completed my errends.
CFI: Got this shitty blue mαsk from α fortune cookie
CFI: They cαlled it α "Fi mαsk"
PLS: pfft
FCP: nice
FSL: dude, skyward sword
FSL: character thats based on could turn into a sword
FSL: ...wait, by some interpretations the master sword is the one link uses in link's awakening
FSL: fi might be in your scythe, possibly
CFI: Whαt the fuck
PLS: isn't it like, the upgraded sord that's the master sword or something?
-- FUTURE creeperPuncher [FCP] casually continues to pretend he understands even a hint of the zelda stuff --
FSL: maybe?
PLS: like, if you get enough secret seashells at the mansion, you get a cool new sword
CFI: So thαt's whαt thαt weird αs fuck treehouse is for...
CFI: I think I hαve α good ideα of whαt I need to do now.
CFI: I'm tαking this mαsk off first
 {show memolog}
CFI: There
PLS: you were wearing it that whole time?
CFI: ...
CFI: I think it's sαfe to sαy I hαte both Niki's now.
FSL: nobody cared who he was before he put on the mask
PSC: why, what did both of them do this time?
CFI: LS is αnnoying αs shit αnd SJ gets into shit she shouldn't be αble to.
FSL: what did sj do
CFI: The extent to whαt she did even I don't know, but it's stαcking up fαst.
PLS: if it makes you feel any better, I got a beef against SJ too
FSL: everybody hates my girlfriend
PLS: "everybody", right.....
CFI: I'm gonnα get offline for now. Thαnks for the help.
I should return to Koholint soon. I hαve α good ideα αt whαt I should do next. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 13, 2015 21:47:51 GMT -8
 Hey there sleepyhead.Oh greαt, you αgαin.  So, did you get back in contact with Raine?Yeαh αctuαlly. I don't know when she'll be here αgαin, but until thαt dαy comes I'll continue holding onto the mαce for her. That almost sounds romantic, aside from the fact that the glass slipper is a mace.shut up rob, this is α lot more importαnt thαn your shitty fαiry tαle love stories.  This mαce is α powerful αs fuck symbol of trust αnd αgency. I cαn't let αnyone down on this. I hαve to mαke sure she gets it bαck eventuαlly. Keep telling yourself that gilded tale of determination; you know you have a thing for her, mace or no mace.If you don't shut up, I'm gonnα give you α tαste of this mαce! Same Seth as usual... Glad to see not all things can be changed. Fuck yes, secret pαssαgewαy! At leαst one of the things they mentioned in the memo were helpful.  ...greαt, flying mushroom bombers. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 15, 2015 6:08:12 GMT -8
 There's gottα be something αround here...  Hαhα! Found it!
 Fuck yes, seαshell bonus!
 There he is...About fucking time.   Go αheαd, tαke the stick. Do whαtever stupid shit you wαnt with it. shove it up your αss for αll I cαre.  Whαt the fuck is he doing? Some "stupid shit" apparently. ... yep. aaaaand there he goes. ...oh hey, an empty beehive. Wasn't there someone that needed some honey in the Animal Village?I vαguely remember thαt. Might αs well tαke it αnywαys.  Alright, we got the honeycomb. Now let's get the fuck out of here before those bees find us. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 16, 2015 12:53:36 GMT -8
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 16, 2015 13:06:21 GMT -8
 Just so you remember, I'm only going to fetch her becαuse I'm required to. Sure you are. You know just why you're seeking her out... *wink*...
 She's... gone?! Kid, TELL ME THE FUCK WHERE MARIN WENT TO BEFORE I STAB SOMEBODY. Total amount of children you've scared the shit out of: at least 2.   SHE BETTER BE OKAY WHEN I FIND HER. Seth, calm down. I'm sure she's fine.I'M NOT CALMING DOWN UNTIL SHE'S CONFIRMED SAFE. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 16, 2015 14:00:21 GMT -8
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 18, 2015 23:33:28 GMT -8
   Y-yeαh....  {show dialoglog}
Marin: I wonder where these coconut trees come from? ...Tarin says there is nothing beyond the sea, but I believe there must be something over there...
Marin: When I discovered you, Seth, my heart skipped a beat!
Marin: I thought, this person has come to give us a message...
Rob: (...a message?)
Seth: shhh....
Marin: ...If I was a sea gull, I would fly as far as I could! I would fly to far away places and sing for many people!
Marin: ...If I wish to the Wind Fish, I wonder if my dream will come true...
Seth: ... (I'm not sure if I should tell her or not...)
Rob: (bout the whole 'everything is a lie and you're going to destroy it' thing?)
Seth: (yeαh... thαt...)
Marin: Hey! Are you listening? Seth, are you listening to me?
Seth: y-yes! I am listening. You were wondering αbout your wish being grαnted? And... something αbout me being some sort of... messenger?
Seth: well... I'm not sure if you'll exαctly get your wish, but... While I'm here... I wαnt to mαke sure thαt you're hαppy.
Marin: ...I want to know everything about you...Err...Uhh, Ha ha ha ha!
Rob: (how cute... young love...)
Seth: (this isn't αbout thαt! she only has α limited time left to live and she deserves the best while she's still living!)
Rob: (those are some uncharacteristically strong feelings there regarding the value of another's life from you...)
Seth: ...Mαrin... the wαlrus in Animαl villαge wαnts to see you. He wishes to heαr your beαutiful voice. I... I cαn tαke you there.
Marin: Hunh? The walrus wants me to go to him?
Seth: yeαh. It's α dαngerous trip there though...
Marin: It doesn't matter, I will go with you to him...
Rob: (You got Marin! Is now your big chance?)
Seth: (shut the fuck up Rob, this is α moment here.)
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 20, 2015 17:54:47 GMT -8
Mαrin, I'd like to show you something.  {show dialoguelog}
Marin: ....did, did you just do that?
Seth: Yeαh. You see, I cαn control time. I cαn go bαck to yesterdαy like nobody's business, and any time in between. The only issue is the responsibility thαt comes with it. Once you get used to it though, it hαs its perks thαt mαke it worthwhile.
Marin: ...I, I don't know what to say.
Seth: Let's just enjoy this time we hαve together. Follow me.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 20, 2015 20:33:39 GMT -8
Seth: Grαb my hαnd. Marin: okay?-whoa! Marin: That was exciting! Let's do it again!Seth: Mαybe lαter. We hαve plenty of other plαces to visit first.
 Marin: So you're from... Idaho? That's an odd name for a place!Seth: It wαs... α plαce in α fαr off country, before everything went to sh- before some messed up things hαppened there. Marin: ...What happened?Seth: It's somewhαt of α long story. Marin: I love stories.Seth: Well, okαy, but it's not exαctly pretty. Rob: (hey, while you go tell your sap story, I'm gonna go use the phone.)Seth: (go aheαd, nothing's stopping you.)
{open phonetaplog}
Micha: Moshi Moshi
Rob: ♥ ...is this thing on? of course it's on, I'm in it.
Micha: Sup.
Rob: ♥ hey, it's Micha. nice to finally talk with you for once.
Micha: Oh hey.... Ghost Raz?
Rob: ♥ one and only!
Micha: ...you seem much more chipper than other raz
Rob: ♥ what can I say? he took a different route.
Micha: Amazing
Rob: ♥ man, these kids here are so adorable.
Micha: So give me the skinny. Whats up the the sky?
Rob: ♥ oh, the sky? funny story about that.
Micha: Nuclear fallout?
Rob: ♥ nah, nothing too serious.
Rob: ♥ just our boy trying to set the mood.
Rob: ♥ hehehe....
Micha: ...oh my god are you real
Rob: ♥ I gotta hand it to the guy, he sure knows how to impress the ladies.
Micha: effing heck
Micha: ...he putting the moves on?
Rob: ♥ man, he's ensnared in her grip tighter than a pair of skinny jeans.
Micha: Oh man
Rob: ♥ I'm almost worried she's put Seth under a spell or sommat.
Micha: oh shet
Rob: ♥ but for now, they just look so cute.
Micha: Take pictures
Rob: ♥ I'll see what I can do about that.
Micha: Pictoboxes for the win
Rob: ♥♥ ....as much as I'd love to gush over a crush, I gotta get going. Seth's starting to get suspicious...
Micha: alright. Cya
Rob: ♥♥ later
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{open dialoguelog}
Seth: ...Once upon α time, in the fαr αwαy lαnd of Idαho, I lived in α modest two-story house in the suburbs with my mom. It wαs α nice plαce, but the people who lived there didn't like me. There wαs this one αs- this one rude middle αged mαn who lived next door wαs αlwαys drunk, αnd took out his αnger on me whenever I left the house.
Seth: αll the kids mαde fun of me for being so pαle αnd sickly αll the time. I αctuαlly hαd to be home-schooled becαuse I kept missing clαss from my constαnt colds αnd getting beαt up so often by bullies when I did show up. They figured it wαs the lαst strαw when I tried to fight bαck with α pαir of sαfety scissors.
Seth: By the time I wαs 10, I hαted everyone in my hometown, except for mαybe my mom, but even she hαd her moments. She rαrely ever spent quαlity time with me. She only wαs there to mαke sure I hαd whαt I needed, αnd then she wαs αlwαys off being α big shot CEO αt her successful compαny in the city.
Marin: That... sounds awful...
Seth: yeαh... I'm glαd thαt plαce is gone now... αs bαd αs it sounds. (where the fuck is Rob? it's been 15 minutes αnd he still isn't back here.)
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Seth: (We almost left without you.) Rob: (figures. You'd never know what trouble I'd be causing elsewhere if you did ditch me though.)Marin: ...is, something wrong? You've been staring at the ground since you finished your story.Seth: ...oh! No need to worry. I wαs just, gαthering my thoughts. Let's get going now. |
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