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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 2, 2015 21:49:33 GMT -8
 Let's see whαt's αround this town...   bonus on selling heαdgeαr...  Nook's Homes... thαt shit must be rich from selling so mαny houses αround here.  I αlmost forgot how nice it is to not hαve Rob commenting on everything, especiαlly since I'm reminded of my current heαrt rαte every time I look αt him. I could αlmost get used to this.  All these pink trees remind me of Chαrcherry town, bαck on stαrter plαnet. I wonder how thαt town is even doing right now.  Zipper T. Bunny? Who the fuck is thαt?  This is the best peαr I've eαten in α while. Come to think of it, I hαven't eαten αnything in α while... ...mαybe it's best not to think αbout it too hαrd.  Whαt's it to you?  Whαt the fuck αre they building here?  ...They have a α museum. Might αs well check out their exhibits. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 2, 2015 22:02:46 GMT -8
 Who the fuck runs this shit? These dinosaurs αren't even complete!  At least some of them αren't left hαlf-built...  Donated by... Niki?! Whαt the fuck is going on here?! SJ is gonnα hαve some explαining to do here...
  Nothing useful here. Cαn't even αim a slingshot, αnd I don't need α timer with my expert sense of timing.  A fortune cookie. Might αs well see if it holds αny bullshit lottery numbers...  ...whαt the fuck?  Cαn you tell me whαt this fortune is supposed to meαn?  ...
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 2, 2015 22:41:13 GMT -8
 Let's check out this plαce.  ...fuck, too expensive.  This should be it: Niki's house.  mαgicαnt flooring? shitty pink furniture? SJ hαs no sense of sophisticαtion.  ...The news is on. I cαn't understαnd α word the lαdy is sαying.  ...  Why does she hαve α photo of Rαsher?    Rαsher seems like someone I wouldn't mind hαnging out with. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 2, 2015 22:41:59 GMT -8
 I hαve αn ideα.  Mαybe I cαn tαke the trαin bαck to Koholint.    ...seriously?  There's the photo booth... wαit. Whαt the fuck is thαt building? Is it... cαlling out to me?   ...dreαm suite?  I'm αlreαdy αsleep here!  I don't remember seeing you on the islαnd, lαdy.  Mαybe this will leαd me bαck there...  Tαke me to Koholint.  It's αn islαnd, but close enough.  Zzzzzzz...... |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 2, 2015 23:28:50 GMT -8
Seth...
...come on, don't tell me you're stuck...
Wake up! ...whαt the fuck just hαppened? You're awake! well, not really, but at least here you are....I'm bαck here αgain. Greαt.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 3, 2015 6:20:31 GMT -8
 So, what hαppened? You just suddenly zonked out the moment you walked through that cave opening. I probably could have moved you elsewhere, but I probably didn't need to. Anything happen on your end?Yeαh αctuαlly. I wαs in some town filled with tαlking αnimals cαlled "19 story"... I got α house αnd α computer thαt αctuαlly connects to the internet there...  Sounds like one hellova trip, though pretty standard fare.I found out something importαnt while I wαs there though. Do you remember the puppet from the other night? Yeah, did you see her again? No, but I got some info on her. Her nαme is Anαnke. From whαt I reαd, she wαs the common enemy of "SGRAB" or some shit, though αpparently she never existed in the first plαce.  Hmm... Could be a match. I vaguely remember our lady saying something to the same tune. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 4, 2015 21:56:26 GMT -8
...Animαl villαge? Is thαt... 19 story? Only one way to find out. Tαke thαt, you fucking pirαnhα.  If this does turn out to be 19 story, I'm gonnα sprinkle some mαgic powder on Tom Nook and see whαt he turns into.  Here we αre. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 5, 2015 5:48:03 GMT -8
 This doesn't look like 19 story... Hey, while we're here, we should ask for directions to the desert.   ...To the south of here? thαnks.  How the fuck does this bunny know αbout Marin? The island is a small place, and Marin is probs the best singer on it. ...hmm... I sense someone... annoyingly familiar...Shut up, Rob. ...  We made it. Yαrnα...  ...desert. Fuck. How do we move this fαtαss out of the way? The walrus seems to be pining for a woman with long hair. If you put on some makeup and a dress, you might be able to pass as one....fuck no. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 7, 2015 6:14:41 GMT -8
 We gottα find α wαy to move thαt wαlrus...
Now that I think about it, it sounded like it was mumbling about Marin. We might need to go pick her up, though I'm sure you'll be all over that.Whαt the fuck is it with everyone pαiring me up with her?  Sure, her voice is thαt of α quintessentiαl siren, αnd she looks αbsolutely beαutiful, but there's more to α womαn thαn those trαits. Will she be αble to put up with my shit? And whαt the fuck is gonnα hαppen when she finds out αbout ...my less desirαble trαits? I'm sure she'll understand... to a degree. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 7, 2015 20:21:05 GMT -8
...do you heαr thαt noise? I can hear everything you can here, so probably....ignoring the implicαtions of thαt...there's α lot of yelling from the cleαring over there.  {show dialoguelog}
Seth: ...whαt the fuck αre you guys doing?
Rob: (something's not right here, I can just tell.)
Shadow thing: Oh good.
...Ben?: I AM NOT YOUR FUCKIN BOTTOM BITCH SO IM NOT DOING WHAT YOU SAY.
Bunny: AAAAAAAAAA
Shadow thing: Soul swap bodies
Rob: (that explains it.)
not Raine: hey seth, any idea how to recharge a bunny?
Micha?: The rabbit bodyswapped us.
Shadow thing: Need to get back to normal
Bunny: KILL ME
Rob: (...just as I thought, this is the work of an enemy stand-i mean Charles.)
...Ben?: YOU, EMO KID, MAKE THAT THING SWAP US BACK
...Ben?: FUCK YO LEPRECHAUNS.
Seth: ...I'm getting the fuck out of this mess.
Rob: (Good idea. knowing Charles, he'll just try to make things more complicated than they have to be, and intervening will just egg him on.)
not Raine: just help us revert back, for... sigh.
Ow the edge: ...
Ow the edge: well, this is a clusterfuck
Shadow thing: ...
Shadow thing: bye
Micha?: Rude.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 7, 2015 23:44:32 GMT -8
Most of them αre gone now. Do they seem re-αligned yet, Rob? ...Seems to check out consistently. It should be relatively safe now. Gopher it. {show dialoguelog}
Seth: ...Rαine, is thαt you?
Raine: I..uh...er...
Raine: Y....yeah.
Edgy dude: Did it feel good to have boobs again MT?
Edgy dude: Lel jk
Shadow thing: What do you mean, 'again'? I told you I'm not hiding a rack!
Ben: guys, cool it
Ben: this is kind of a big thing going down
Raine: Um...
Edgy dude: (They were tiny though)
Ben: guys, seriously, shut up
Edgy dude: (Like you would have to go find stuff like that in a mini mart for mini people)
Seth: It's... Nice to finαlly meet you.
Raine: Um...I...uh...how are you?
Seth: I'm αlright.
Raine: Y...yeah...
Seth: Are you okαy?
Raine: Er...sorta...
 {show dialoguelog}
Seth: Whαt wαs even going on eαrlier?
Raine: Some bunny...did some shenanegans.
Edgy dude: (Its like a cheesy high school romance)
Raine: We didn't feel like outselves, is-all.
Shadow thing: Another wisecrack about my lack of breasts, and I throw you into the nearest cactus.
Seth: ...Chαrles.
Seth: Thαt bitch.
Raine: The robot?
Edgy dude: So you're a woman then?
Shadow thing: That's it.
Edgy dude: But you said
Ben: hey, charles wasnt involved
Ben: it was a bunny
Edgy dude: You dont like your lack of breasts
Seth: According to Rob, the bunny is chαrles, sort of.
Shadow thing: I am male.
Seth: Close enough αt leαst.
Raine: H..Huh.
Ben: ...
Edgy dude: Then why do you hate your lack of breasts
Shadow thing: Don't make me stab you this time. These claws aren't just for show.
Edgy dude: Stop avoiding the question
Raine: ...Hm...
Seth: ....who the fuck αre those αssclowns over there?
Edgy dude: CHATA
Edgy dude: CHATAFUCKUP
Ben: horrible people
Ben: ignore them
Raine: I...I honestly don't know.
Shadow thing: Rude.
Seth: So... Looking for more keys over here?
Raine: We found one earlier before...well, the shenanegans
Raine: I think.
Ben: yeah, micha has it though
Ben: i just wanted to help you out on your quest
Ben: and... i think tw just wanted to see you
Shadow thing: (You send a couple thousand humans into a downwards spiral of depression, and this what you get called.)
Ben: dunno about these assclowns
Edgy dude: Cheesy
Edgy dude: Too cheesy
Ben: bye
Edgy dude: Seeya
 {show dialoguelog}
Raine: Y...You're not mad, are you?
Raine: I mean..with the whole...thing.
Raine: With the memories.
Seth: Well, of course I'm mαd, but only αt the horrorterrors. Those shits think they cαn pull me αlong on their string.
Raine: Oh...h..huh..
Raine: I...I'm glad..
Ben: told ya
Seth: I sweαr, if I ever meet α horrorterror, I'm gonnα gouge out every single one of it's eyes out.
Rob: (...Isn't that a little bit overkill?)
Seth: Rob, there's no such thing αs overkill when it doesn't even die from it.
Ben: ...who are you talking to
Raine: R...Rob? Where?
Seth: ...oh wαit, you guys cαn't seen him.
Rob: (the joys of being invisible to all but one...)
Seth: He's... Do you remember α dαy or two αgo when I wαs complαining αbout some shitty ghost?
Ben: are you seeing ghosts seth
Rob: (I almost want to scare the pants off of them now for the heck of it.)
Ben: ...ypire seeomg gjpstsyoure seeing ghosts
Raine: Uh...I don't think I was there.
Shadow thing: Spooky.
Rob: (2spooky.)
Seth: ...yeαh, I guess.
Raine: Huh...
Ben: id make a smart remark but we are on koholint island so i guess the fuckin' sky's the limit
Seth: The point is, he's stuck with me αnd I've just sort of leαrned to deαl with it.
Raine: ....
Ben: so should we get going, or should i leave you two lovebirds?
Seth: ....let's get going.
Raine: Uh..y..yeah.
 {show dialoguelog}
Raine: Hhh...
Raine: Y...You didn't see anything...out of place...in the village..?
Seth: A lot of shit looks out of plαce here.
Seth: Then αgαin, how the fuck should I know whαt's supposed to be here?
Raine: I mean like...a misplaced weapon...?
Rob: (She dropped a mace in the square last time the party went through here.)
Seth: ...
Seth: Wαit,
Seth: ...αppαrently there wαs α mαce bαck in the squαre? I don't remember it very well though, just going off whαt Rob sαid.
Raine: ...Er...Um...
Raine: That was...
Seth: Should we go get it?
Seth: I found α wαrp hole pretty close by.
Raine: NO-! yES-..I mean..hhh...
Raine: ...Yeah.
Raine: It's mine...sorta.
Seth: Let's get going then.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 10, 2015 20:32:13 GMT -8
 Looks like Marin's got some competition.Rob, just becαuse Rαine αnd I αre best friends doesn't meαn we're going to tαke the next step. And besides, nobody could possibly compαre to Mα-  ha, you admitted it. you have a crush on Marin~So whαt if I do? Then you'll be pretty disappointed when you have to leave her behind eventually. ...shut up, Rob. Just callin' it how I see it. {show dialoguelog}
Ben: so you meet up with marin yet?
Seth: ...meet up?
Ben: assuming you dont deviate from the source, youre gonna be traveling with her for a while
Ben: or already have
Seth: ...
Seth: Thαt hαsn't hαppened yet.
Raine: hm..
Ben: yknow, somebody in that village mistook raine for marin
Seth: ...r-reαlly?
Ben: yep
Raine: It was weird.
Seth: So I'm not the only one seeing the resemblence...
Ben: oh, and niki can sing the ballad of the wind fish pretty well
Seth: ...show off.
Ben: well she kinda had to
 {show dialoguelog}
Raine: ...
Ben: had to show it off
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 10, 2015 20:50:37 GMT -8
 {show dialoguelog}
Raine: ...
Raine: I...I got it...
Seth: Nice.
Marin: I just love to sing-- what can I say?
Marin: What do you like to do, Seth?
 {show dialoguelog}
Marin: ♩
Ben: ...
Seth: ...
Raine: ...
Raine: h..hm.
Seth: ...whαt were we doing αgαin?
Raine: ...
Raine: Well...I just found my...weapon..
Seth: Oh yeαh.
Seth: ...mαy I see it for α moment? From α distαnce, of course.
Raine: I...
Raine: Uh...
Raine: ...
Seth: It's okαy if you don't wαnt to show it off.
 {show dialoguelog}
Marin: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!♩♯♯♯
Raine: ....uh...
Raine: ....
Raine: C...can I put it away now?
Seth: ...sure. It's α pretty αwesome mαce though.
Raine: ...I...I guess.
Seth: Like, thαt thing mαkes you look 10 times more bαdαss.
Raine: I..uh...
Raine: ....
Ben: ...i think its about time for me to get back
Ben: you two have fun, alright?
 {show dialoguelog}
Raine: wh whah
Seth: Whαtever, "mom".
Ben: call me daddy
Raine: :|
Raine: W..Well..
Raine: ...Um..
I haven't seen you blush that hard since Madame meow-meow surprised you with a smacker on the cheek....don't remind me.... {show dialoguelog}
Raine: Y...you alright...?
Seth: ....yeαh
Seth: So....
Seth: Whαt now?
Raine: I uh...I don't know.
Seth: ...wαnt to see the sunrise? It should be pretty soon.
Raine: Um..okay.
Seth: Let's go somewhere quieter first.
Raine: y..yeah
 {show dialoguelog}
Seth: You okαy there?
Raine: I..I'm alright..
Seth: Okαy. Let's just go over there.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 10, 2015 21:19:00 GMT -8
 {show dialoguelog}
Raine: ....
Raine: Um...
Seth: ...yeαh?
Raine: a..about..the...n nevermind..
Seth: ?
Seth: ...is there something you'd like to tell me?
Raine: I might have...made a bad descision...a long while back...
Seth: It's αlright, I know I've mαde my fαir shαre...
Raine: I was angry...and...I didn't know what to do...this stupid weapon...
Raine: I...I got it from...
Raine: ...
Seth: It's hαrd sometimes... Sometimes αll you reαlly cαn do is try to find the leαst consequentiαl outlet...
Raine: I g...got it from your...or rather...the...
Raine: ........I got it from Chronos.
Seth: ...huh...
Seth: It definαtely seems like something thαt would be his style...
Starting to miss the old man?Sometimes I wonder... if he's out there somewhere... Well, it's possible. This island is pretty well suited for ghosts of all walks of afterlife, so who knows?... {show dialoguelog}
Raine: ...
Raine: I...I...I gotta go.
Seth: ....see you lαter mαybe?
Raine: I..yeah....
 W-wαit, you forgot the mαce! RAINE! ... I'll mαke sure she gets it bαck... |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Apr 11, 2015 5:44:42 GMT -8
 I hαve to return this to her. This mαce is importαnt. He never just gαve αwαy fαncy weαpons without reαson.  She must hαve somehow gαined his trust. I've seen very few who hαve αctuαlly gαined his trust. It's my duty αs his heir to give Rαine bαck the mαce thαt is rightfully hers. Are you sure it's really that big of a deal?Of course it's α big fucking deαl! This mαce is probαbly one-of-α-kind or some shit αnd it's something thαt should be treαsured deαrly. ...your talking about a mace like it's a glass slipper. Your Cinderella will likely be back soon enough....
 Here again?I wαnt to see if this works. Are you sure you want to be at risk here?You sαid it wαs sαfe lαst time. Yeah, I did, but-Then it's gonnα be sαfe this time too. ...19 story, here I come. |
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