Charcherry Weekly - Issue 168
Oct 22, 2023 21:32:46 GMT -8
Post by SJmun on Oct 22, 2023 21:32:46 GMT -8
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 168
The Charcherry Weekly
This is Mage of light Nick Card, coming straight from the hospital. I got shot, but I'm recovering!
Hell and Heck at the end of Roleopolis
On monday, Your dear newsletter writer, Rogue of Heart Charles, Cool as Fuck AI , his boyfriend KAZ, and selkie chaperone Kieran visited roleopolis for the third and final time. We first showed up to the bowling alley and did some bowling with some magicians. They were no match for us. Everyone got a chance to bowl in their own lane after that. Charles kept trying to speedrun the place though.
After that, was the golf course. We had to provide out own balls and clubs. I provided an empty pokeball and CaFAI provided a light cycle baton. I used my mario kart leg for the first stroke, and then my regularleg for the closer one. CaFAI used his robot leg, and Charles used a sword against a piece of bathroom wall rubble. We wound up hitting some targets in the distance for some reason.
After getting our dubious golf balls in the hole, we collected a green coin and continued on to the tunnel of love. As someone who isn't particularly attracted to any of the party members, I was initially worried, but thankfully I was set up with Charles who is just as adverse if not more, since he wore a face mask with a kitty 3 mouth on it We sat awkwardly in the boat as it floated past the vaguely angellic figures, though none of them actually ever shot at us at all, even though we were apparently expected to shoot back, despite no instructions to do so. The only thing that we even did shoot was the spider-bot meant to take everyone's photos, so none were even taken. We left the ride, dejected and pissed off. After that, we arrived to the boss door, and forked over the coins from each attraction.
The boss room was like a wild west movie set. we fought a figure known as Oshawn of OSHA, but they did not know the first thing about law enforcement. me, Charles, and CaFAI fought Oshawn using Voltron lion mechs, though I suspect that the difficulty was rebalanced as a result, since we were then shot at with piercing bullets. somehow I was the least injured of those who fought, with Charles having been blasted within an inch of their life, and CaFAI being so damaged that he had to use a lifeline to summon an extra party member, who ended up being Den. I wound up being thrown into Luminous Overdrive, and blasted Oshawn with a powerful light beam, enough to reduce them to a sliver of health. they seemed to be getting at something with their speech, until Den's spell went off and destroyed them, revealing that Oshawn was just as constructed as the rest of the park was.
I stepped out of the cockpit and hobbled to the opened up core room with Den. we found a 12 pack of hyper focus soda, and a floating cube that was clearly supposed to be a core, but not a voidco dungeon core. instead, it turned out to be the core of the pocket dimension that roleopolis was sustained in. Your dear newsletter writer took the core and initiated the mad dash back to the front end of the park. I got back into the yellow lion mech, squeezing in with Den so they wouldn't have to go on foot.
in less than three minutes, we speedran through the entire course.
Just as we were leaving, Heir of Breath June Egbert appeared before Humphrey to claim the stickers he was offering, that most of us were unable to claim due to being incapacitated and/or going super fast in a lion mech.
we all escaped and were escorted to the hospital. CaFAI was sent to the robotics lab for extensive repairs to his wolf furry style robotic body. for now he is using the shoebox model instead.
At this point, Charles and myself are still recovering in the hospital. I can only hope that I can get out soon, as I have a certain someone waiting for me. the roleopolis core has yet to be studied, as it is still in my sylladex and I have been far too eepy to try studying it.
A Spirited Visit to the Park!
After the rescue of an anonymous swimmer by toa Bota, a shuttle to The Park arrived in New Charcherry, to pick up the dungeon crashers. fortunately, this visit would prove to be a comparatively mild one. Present on the shuttle included Heir of Time Rise Emit, Witch of Time Desertian President Katyleen Kitten, her wife Samus Kitten, Professor Coleman Branch, Prince of Time Flux Emit, Maid of Void Skitis, and Netnavi Enker.
The Park managed to have a very successful launch, and was quite packed. Fortunately, the haunted house that the dungeon crashers were called upon to beta test was a lot less crowded, though it was reportedly very bustling with digital activity.
Along the way, the party was treated to thrills and chills at the hands of numerous ghost type pokemon that chose the haunted house to make their home, as well as a number of animatronics and holograms and other technological wonders. there were a few unfinished parts of the route, which have been reported to be either nominally unscary, or far too terrifying for the target audience, either on purpose or by accident.
At the end was a gift shop, which managed to be particularly scary for Rogue of Heart Charles, who had a heavy stress response to Enker blowing 100,000 credits on merchandise. The visit to the Park's haunted house turned out to be just the sort of low stakes activity that the dungeon crashers needed, to take the edge off of an already hectic day. Professor Branch and President Kitten gave Johnny and Jojo the feedback they needed to improve the attraction, though Jojo 's insistence on measurable variables and mechanical solutions seemed to be at ends with the more natural means of scare tactics by the ghost type pokemon.
Panic at the Left Beef Disco
On the same day, which happened to have also been the anniversary of the historical pizza that the webcomic is named after, None Pizza with Left Beef resumed updating, with an epic four minute long flash animation assembled by your dear newsletter writer. Because I am away from my laptop while hospitalized, I had my sibling, Prince of Time Aeons Edgeworth, perform the honors of posting it online for me at the expected date. However, the local audience was in uproar from the various revelations that the animation presented.
Notable details include the origins of a certain egg, and the existence of a second egg that was ectobiologically created at the same exact time.
the animation is available to view on mspfa.com in flash format (via ruffle), and on YouTube, via this link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BP2W58wSeQ
Please note that there is blood and violence so viewer discretion is advised.
This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:
-Katie’s potion stand (Not available to plitlanders due to regulations, available to all others however)
-shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)
-halloween costume stand
-tea light candle stand
I think that does it. I was so tired as of writing that it took me until the end of the weekend to edit and repost this issue.
charcherry-weekly.tumblr.com/post/731801130013736960/charcherry-weekly-issue-168
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 168
The Charcherry Weekly
This is Mage of light Nick Card, coming straight from the hospital. I got shot, but I'm recovering!
Hell and Heck at the end of Roleopolis
On monday, Your dear newsletter writer, Rogue of Heart Charles, Cool as Fuck AI , his boyfriend KAZ, and selkie chaperone Kieran visited roleopolis for the third and final time. We first showed up to the bowling alley and did some bowling with some magicians. They were no match for us. Everyone got a chance to bowl in their own lane after that. Charles kept trying to speedrun the place though.
After that, was the golf course. We had to provide out own balls and clubs. I provided an empty pokeball and CaFAI provided a light cycle baton. I used my mario kart leg for the first stroke, and then my regularleg for the closer one. CaFAI used his robot leg, and Charles used a sword against a piece of bathroom wall rubble. We wound up hitting some targets in the distance for some reason.
After getting our dubious golf balls in the hole, we collected a green coin and continued on to the tunnel of love. As someone who isn't particularly attracted to any of the party members, I was initially worried, but thankfully I was set up with Charles who is just as adverse if not more, since he wore a face mask with a kitty 3 mouth on it We sat awkwardly in the boat as it floated past the vaguely angellic figures, though none of them actually ever shot at us at all, even though we were apparently expected to shoot back, despite no instructions to do so. The only thing that we even did shoot was the spider-bot meant to take everyone's photos, so none were even taken. We left the ride, dejected and pissed off. After that, we arrived to the boss door, and forked over the coins from each attraction.
The boss room was like a wild west movie set. we fought a figure known as Oshawn of OSHA, but they did not know the first thing about law enforcement. me, Charles, and CaFAI fought Oshawn using Voltron lion mechs, though I suspect that the difficulty was rebalanced as a result, since we were then shot at with piercing bullets. somehow I was the least injured of those who fought, with Charles having been blasted within an inch of their life, and CaFAI being so damaged that he had to use a lifeline to summon an extra party member, who ended up being Den. I wound up being thrown into Luminous Overdrive, and blasted Oshawn with a powerful light beam, enough to reduce them to a sliver of health. they seemed to be getting at something with their speech, until Den's spell went off and destroyed them, revealing that Oshawn was just as constructed as the rest of the park was.
I stepped out of the cockpit and hobbled to the opened up core room with Den. we found a 12 pack of hyper focus soda, and a floating cube that was clearly supposed to be a core, but not a voidco dungeon core. instead, it turned out to be the core of the pocket dimension that roleopolis was sustained in. Your dear newsletter writer took the core and initiated the mad dash back to the front end of the park. I got back into the yellow lion mech, squeezing in with Den so they wouldn't have to go on foot.
in less than three minutes, we speedran through the entire course.
Just as we were leaving, Heir of Breath June Egbert appeared before Humphrey to claim the stickers he was offering, that most of us were unable to claim due to being incapacitated and/or going super fast in a lion mech.
we all escaped and were escorted to the hospital. CaFAI was sent to the robotics lab for extensive repairs to his wolf furry style robotic body. for now he is using the shoebox model instead.
At this point, Charles and myself are still recovering in the hospital. I can only hope that I can get out soon, as I have a certain someone waiting for me. the roleopolis core has yet to be studied, as it is still in my sylladex and I have been far too eepy to try studying it.
A Spirited Visit to the Park!
After the rescue of an anonymous swimmer by toa Bota, a shuttle to The Park arrived in New Charcherry, to pick up the dungeon crashers. fortunately, this visit would prove to be a comparatively mild one. Present on the shuttle included Heir of Time Rise Emit, Witch of Time Desertian President Katyleen Kitten, her wife Samus Kitten, Professor Coleman Branch, Prince of Time Flux Emit, Maid of Void Skitis, and Netnavi Enker.
The Park managed to have a very successful launch, and was quite packed. Fortunately, the haunted house that the dungeon crashers were called upon to beta test was a lot less crowded, though it was reportedly very bustling with digital activity.
Along the way, the party was treated to thrills and chills at the hands of numerous ghost type pokemon that chose the haunted house to make their home, as well as a number of animatronics and holograms and other technological wonders. there were a few unfinished parts of the route, which have been reported to be either nominally unscary, or far too terrifying for the target audience, either on purpose or by accident.
At the end was a gift shop, which managed to be particularly scary for Rogue of Heart Charles, who had a heavy stress response to Enker blowing 100,000 credits on merchandise. The visit to the Park's haunted house turned out to be just the sort of low stakes activity that the dungeon crashers needed, to take the edge off of an already hectic day. Professor Branch and President Kitten gave Johnny and Jojo the feedback they needed to improve the attraction, though Jojo 's insistence on measurable variables and mechanical solutions seemed to be at ends with the more natural means of scare tactics by the ghost type pokemon.
Panic at the Left Beef Disco
On the same day, which happened to have also been the anniversary of the historical pizza that the webcomic is named after, None Pizza with Left Beef resumed updating, with an epic four minute long flash animation assembled by your dear newsletter writer. Because I am away from my laptop while hospitalized, I had my sibling, Prince of Time Aeons Edgeworth, perform the honors of posting it online for me at the expected date. However, the local audience was in uproar from the various revelations that the animation presented.
Notable details include the origins of a certain egg, and the existence of a second egg that was ectobiologically created at the same exact time.
the animation is available to view on mspfa.com in flash format (via ruffle), and on YouTube, via this link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BP2W58wSeQ
Please note that there is blood and violence so viewer discretion is advised.
This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:
-Katie’s potion stand (Not available to plitlanders due to regulations, available to all others however)
-shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)
-halloween costume stand
-tea light candle stand
I think that does it. I was so tired as of writing that it took me until the end of the weekend to edit and repost this issue.
charcherry-weekly.tumblr.com/post/731801130013736960/charcherry-weekly-issue-168