Charcherry Weekly - Issue 144
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 144
The Chacherry Weekly
It feels like the dawn of a new era lately. Mage of Light Nick Card here with this week's news. Let's get on with it.
Grand Tour Update
Due to better on-site security and lessened threats to safety, more current updates on the Grand Tour can be published here.
As has been mentioned before, Heir of Time Thoren Emit is currently embarking in a cross-country tour of all known living settlements on planet korous for the sake of their presidential campaign. Traveling with them in the Eros Machina includes Lord of Rage Raine Emit, Heir of Breath June Egbert, Maid of Life Jane Crocker, and Prince of Time Flux Emit.
Last week, the group spent time in Endcroak City, attempting to gain the favor of the locals. Thoren ended up visiting the city hall, to obtain an endorsement from Mayor Spades Slick. The initial visit did not pan out, but after Flux gave her two cents, Mayor Slick reconsidered and summoned Thoren to his office once again. Having been made aware of the threat that Page of Void Dylan poses to korous as a whole, Mayor Slick decided to teach Thoren a number of things that they will need to know for a leadership role. As a result, he is also the expected pick for vice president under the possible Emit administration.
Spades Slick joined the party, following the Eros Machina in his own pitch black gangstermobile, with Clubs Deuce by his side for back-up.
Meanwhile at this time, a group known as the Poor 4 had begun to pursue Thoren, reportedly at the request of voidco. This was fully confirmed (rather than just partially confirmed) after a doomed timeclone appeared in the process of bleeding out. Because Rogue of Heart Charles was in the area to make a delivery, they were able to extend the doomed thoren's lifespan by a few minutes via healing shiv. This was long enough for them to reveal the group name of the assassins before finally departing from this world. Your sacrifice will be honored, doomed Thoren. A date for the memorial has yet to be set.
Being successfully scared to wit's end, Alpha Thoren packed up and drove the Eros Machina to the next location.
Right before this occurred however, Thoren and Slick visited the Postal Guild and managed to gain their favor, after they promised to provide resources to them for improved services.
After a while of travel across the desert, the crew of the Eros Machina arrived upon the Oasis Strip, a winding but waning miles long strip of life, with grass, trees, and pools of water.
During this, a mysterious mute meme producing figure appeared in the memo, with the intent to kill Čeda Čedović, the leader of the Poor 4. Assuming that sending a dog after the cat chasing the rat would solve most problems, this figure was given a ride to the Oasis Strip. Page of Rage Jovin Castle piloted the Unreal Jalopy across the Grand Desert, at some points performing unsafe aerial maneuvers while listening to freebird.
Meanwhile, Witch of Time Katyleen Kitten performed an epic timeloop maneuver to very quickly build a battledome around the combatants in the span of 18-24 hours.
With the arrival of another day, the three sides convened to do combat under the battledome. Thoren agreed to fight against Čeda, and thus their duel began, while all others watched. While the two of them did show off a variety of moves, it has been reported that they had been holding back to a degree, though Thoren did manage to strike Ceda with lightning and he knocked Thoren out of the sky with an extra-deadly "L knife". Right before executing the killing blow however, the third combatant joined the fray. It turned out that the one who had sought to kill Čeda was none other than... Mariobama??? Apparently, he was the president of a realm known as "Meme Hell", and had infected it with the most viral of memes.
Čeda and Mariobama fought each other, perfectly evenly matched. Absolute foils for each other. They soon descended into Meme Hell to finish their fight, as memetic effects began to infect the aboveground. However, Katie had thought ahead, and arranged for a cure to the meme virus to be concocted and sent to that point in time, to be administered via large falling A/C unit. This managed to neutralize much of the environmental memes, but this had no effect upon Marioboma himself. The fight went on for at least an hour, and at some point Bota had let loose a powerful nature blast, which converted the environment inside of the battledome to an instant jungle! Also, they let Čeda borrow a chakram to deal some decisive blows against Mariobama.
It took a great deal of waiting, but eventually Čeda emerged victorious from the hell-mouth, brandishing the mario hat and corpse of his enemy.
With the dire threat to the world neutralized, Katie pocketed the glass dome, allowing those inside to freely leave the combat zone. Jane Crocker used her life powers to make the jungle spread out in a less dense manner, and Thoren used their improved diplomacy skills to politically leverage the appearance of the jungle in their favor.
The Unreal Jalopy was later found impaled by a 50 foot tall cannabis plant, in close vicinity to an equally large rose bush. Charles managed to find a digital hiding tree, which was hiding Enker's damaged copybot inside. Also, Jovin managed to somehow become partners with a digimon, specifically Agumon.
Thoren and Čeda made amends and Čeda publicly quit voidco, opting instead to join our side for the sake of general safety (and not being bankrolled on failed crypto).
His cohorts, Miroslav, Djole, and Andre, went along with this shift quite quickly. They also proceeded to join Thoren on board the Eros Machina, to act largely as security, comic relief, and a culinary expert.
The next day, Thoren drove the Eros Machina to the next stop on the Grand Tour. Details on this story are ongoing.
I don't know enough about digimon to make a good pun for this one
After finding out that Jovin, local 3000 year old himbo gym leader, managed to befriend a digimon, this threw Charles into a mess of complex emotions. At some point however, another digimon, this time one known as Veemon, approached Charles. At some point, Enker wound up in a very worrying position, which made Charles assume that Enker had been destroyed somehow, but fortunately they were able to be recovered afterwards.
Reportedly, Charles's experiences with losing his old dog, Buddy(sprite) had made the prospect of bonding with a companion assumed to eventually leave him difficult to accept. However, Veemon wouldn't take no for an answer, and its probably for the best. In my opinion, Charles should absolutely resume going to therapy soon, but I hope bonding with Veemon is a positive experience.
Avoiding the end
Earlier today, your dear newsletter writer got hunch to visit the void place one last time, to retrieve a hook meant for use with the Inter-dimensional Location Device. The place was incredibly empty so I took off back home soon after, just barely evading the collapse of that abandoned realm.
Meanwhile, the gateway in Thoren's Basement began producing a number of items and wayward figures, including a sideways waterfall, a stun baton, a mysterious remote control, a bottle of mountain dew, an unknown person, and a very heavy couch. the person who fell through was crushed by the couch for approximately 25 minutes, having been pulled out after the couch was mysteriously shrunk to handheld size. Reportedly, a local makuhita had heard screams from the garage and went in to rescue the couch pinned person.
At some point, Thoren reported that they sensed a distress signal across the network, and in response mobilized the others to seek the distressed subject. Bounty hunter Samus managed to track down the severely injured person and delivered them to the Desertia Hospital. The makuhita followed Samus and the injured party down the mountain. It is unknown how long it will take for the patient to recover, or if they will even survive. Further details on this story are forthcoming.
This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:
-Katie’s potion stand (*CaFAI filling in for Katie when unavailable)
-shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)
Hyacinth, I think you can rest easy tonight, knowing that the potential cognitohazard has been defeated. I honestly had no idea that Queen Mab had such a direct diametric opposition to voidco, or that she could so easily put Dylan in his place. Also, I've been getting newsletter fanmail lately. For the sake of respect for privacy, I will not mention much about it unless given permission, but I will say that I am flattered.
In other news, it is very likely that ms paint fan adventures will soon resume regular operations soon! In preparation, I have slowly began working on the grueling storyboard for a flash animation lately, though I will need to remember to call upon everyone I can find to assist me later on asset making. All the while, Prince of Time Aeons is still working on the 2d map of Unity Village in Pokemon Essentials.
Now if you excuse me, I really need to sleep now.
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 144
The Chacherry Weekly
It feels like the dawn of a new era lately. Mage of Light Nick Card here with this week's news. Let's get on with it.
Grand Tour Update
Due to better on-site security and lessened threats to safety, more current updates on the Grand Tour can be published here.
As has been mentioned before, Heir of Time Thoren Emit is currently embarking in a cross-country tour of all known living settlements on planet korous for the sake of their presidential campaign. Traveling with them in the Eros Machina includes Lord of Rage Raine Emit, Heir of Breath June Egbert, Maid of Life Jane Crocker, and Prince of Time Flux Emit.
Last week, the group spent time in Endcroak City, attempting to gain the favor of the locals. Thoren ended up visiting the city hall, to obtain an endorsement from Mayor Spades Slick. The initial visit did not pan out, but after Flux gave her two cents, Mayor Slick reconsidered and summoned Thoren to his office once again. Having been made aware of the threat that Page of Void Dylan poses to korous as a whole, Mayor Slick decided to teach Thoren a number of things that they will need to know for a leadership role. As a result, he is also the expected pick for vice president under the possible Emit administration.
Spades Slick joined the party, following the Eros Machina in his own pitch black gangstermobile, with Clubs Deuce by his side for back-up.
Meanwhile at this time, a group known as the Poor 4 had begun to pursue Thoren, reportedly at the request of voidco. This was fully confirmed (rather than just partially confirmed) after a doomed timeclone appeared in the process of bleeding out. Because Rogue of Heart Charles was in the area to make a delivery, they were able to extend the doomed thoren's lifespan by a few minutes via healing shiv. This was long enough for them to reveal the group name of the assassins before finally departing from this world. Your sacrifice will be honored, doomed Thoren. A date for the memorial has yet to be set.
Being successfully scared to wit's end, Alpha Thoren packed up and drove the Eros Machina to the next location.
Right before this occurred however, Thoren and Slick visited the Postal Guild and managed to gain their favor, after they promised to provide resources to them for improved services.
After a while of travel across the desert, the crew of the Eros Machina arrived upon the Oasis Strip, a winding but waning miles long strip of life, with grass, trees, and pools of water.
During this, a mysterious mute meme producing figure appeared in the memo, with the intent to kill Čeda Čedović, the leader of the Poor 4. Assuming that sending a dog after the cat chasing the rat would solve most problems, this figure was given a ride to the Oasis Strip. Page of Rage Jovin Castle piloted the Unreal Jalopy across the Grand Desert, at some points performing unsafe aerial maneuvers while listening to freebird.
Meanwhile, Witch of Time Katyleen Kitten performed an epic timeloop maneuver to very quickly build a battledome around the combatants in the span of 18-24 hours.
With the arrival of another day, the three sides convened to do combat under the battledome. Thoren agreed to fight against Čeda, and thus their duel began, while all others watched. While the two of them did show off a variety of moves, it has been reported that they had been holding back to a degree, though Thoren did manage to strike Ceda with lightning and he knocked Thoren out of the sky with an extra-deadly "L knife". Right before executing the killing blow however, the third combatant joined the fray. It turned out that the one who had sought to kill Čeda was none other than... Mariobama??? Apparently, he was the president of a realm known as "Meme Hell", and had infected it with the most viral of memes.
Čeda and Mariobama fought each other, perfectly evenly matched. Absolute foils for each other. They soon descended into Meme Hell to finish their fight, as memetic effects began to infect the aboveground. However, Katie had thought ahead, and arranged for a cure to the meme virus to be concocted and sent to that point in time, to be administered via large falling A/C unit. This managed to neutralize much of the environmental memes, but this had no effect upon Marioboma himself. The fight went on for at least an hour, and at some point Bota had let loose a powerful nature blast, which converted the environment inside of the battledome to an instant jungle! Also, they let Čeda borrow a chakram to deal some decisive blows against Mariobama.
It took a great deal of waiting, but eventually Čeda emerged victorious from the hell-mouth, brandishing the mario hat and corpse of his enemy.
With the dire threat to the world neutralized, Katie pocketed the glass dome, allowing those inside to freely leave the combat zone. Jane Crocker used her life powers to make the jungle spread out in a less dense manner, and Thoren used their improved diplomacy skills to politically leverage the appearance of the jungle in their favor.
The Unreal Jalopy was later found impaled by a 50 foot tall cannabis plant, in close vicinity to an equally large rose bush. Charles managed to find a digital hiding tree, which was hiding Enker's damaged copybot inside. Also, Jovin managed to somehow become partners with a digimon, specifically Agumon.
Thoren and Čeda made amends and Čeda publicly quit voidco, opting instead to join our side for the sake of general safety (and not being bankrolled on failed crypto).
His cohorts, Miroslav, Djole, and Andre, went along with this shift quite quickly. They also proceeded to join Thoren on board the Eros Machina, to act largely as security, comic relief, and a culinary expert.
The next day, Thoren drove the Eros Machina to the next stop on the Grand Tour. Details on this story are ongoing.
I don't know enough about digimon to make a good pun for this one
After finding out that Jovin, local 3000 year old himbo gym leader, managed to befriend a digimon, this threw Charles into a mess of complex emotions. At some point however, another digimon, this time one known as Veemon, approached Charles. At some point, Enker wound up in a very worrying position, which made Charles assume that Enker had been destroyed somehow, but fortunately they were able to be recovered afterwards.
Reportedly, Charles's experiences with losing his old dog, Buddy(sprite) had made the prospect of bonding with a companion assumed to eventually leave him difficult to accept. However, Veemon wouldn't take no for an answer, and its probably for the best. In my opinion, Charles should absolutely resume going to therapy soon, but I hope bonding with Veemon is a positive experience.
Avoiding the end
Earlier today, your dear newsletter writer got hunch to visit the void place one last time, to retrieve a hook meant for use with the Inter-dimensional Location Device. The place was incredibly empty so I took off back home soon after, just barely evading the collapse of that abandoned realm.
Meanwhile, the gateway in Thoren's Basement began producing a number of items and wayward figures, including a sideways waterfall, a stun baton, a mysterious remote control, a bottle of mountain dew, an unknown person, and a very heavy couch. the person who fell through was crushed by the couch for approximately 25 minutes, having been pulled out after the couch was mysteriously shrunk to handheld size. Reportedly, a local makuhita had heard screams from the garage and went in to rescue the couch pinned person.
At some point, Thoren reported that they sensed a distress signal across the network, and in response mobilized the others to seek the distressed subject. Bounty hunter Samus managed to track down the severely injured person and delivered them to the Desertia Hospital. The makuhita followed Samus and the injured party down the mountain. It is unknown how long it will take for the patient to recover, or if they will even survive. Further details on this story are forthcoming.
This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:
-Katie’s potion stand (*CaFAI filling in for Katie when unavailable)
-shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)
Hyacinth, I think you can rest easy tonight, knowing that the potential cognitohazard has been defeated. I honestly had no idea that Queen Mab had such a direct diametric opposition to voidco, or that she could so easily put Dylan in his place. Also, I've been getting newsletter fanmail lately. For the sake of respect for privacy, I will not mention much about it unless given permission, but I will say that I am flattered.
In other news, it is very likely that ms paint fan adventures will soon resume regular operations soon! In preparation, I have slowly began working on the grueling storyboard for a flash animation lately, though I will need to remember to call upon everyone I can find to assist me later on asset making. All the while, Prince of Time Aeons is still working on the 2d map of Unity Village in Pokemon Essentials.
Now if you excuse me, I really need to sleep now.
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