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FL Guest	None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 21, 2023 17:37:21 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by FL on Feb 21, 2023 17:37:21 GMT -8 > FO: Go beyond the limits of your physical body, and EVOLVE into a form beyond! look, I'm out of ideas.

powerkitten golden egg Heir of Hope/Mage of Rage/Witch of Time/Lord of Typos and Retcons Posts: 805	None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 21, 2023 18:05:24 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by powerkitten on Feb 21, 2023 18:05:24 GMT -8 FL: Sendificate something?

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None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 22, 2023 3:00:15 GMT -8

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lavenderSiren posted at [ 3:01am ] on [ 2/22/23 ], from [ Unity Village, Starter Planet ]
TOPIC: REx31: None Pizza With Left Beef

> FO: Try to change monitor

You manage to change the monitor and you wind up focusing on...
THERE IT IS! THE EGG!
THAT DELICIOUSLY ELUSIVE EGG!

What is that meanie planning on doing with that thing?

> FO: Go beyond the limits of your physical body, and EVOLVE into a form beyond!

You attempt to tap into the power of evolution!

==>

...yeah no this is doing absolutely jack shit.

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....AND THAT THIEF IS GETTING AWAY!!

> IEP DAYM HATE PJIO KNOVAJV!

There goes that egg you wanted...

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powerkitten golden egg Heir of Hope/Mage of Rage/Witch of Time/Lord of Typos and Retcons Posts: 805	None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 22, 2023 9:46:39 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by powerkitten on Feb 22, 2023 9:46:39 GMT -8 Ornis: Attempt to roll the cage you're in to where the exile was standing before getting appearified

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None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 23, 2023 23:53:36 GMT -8

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lavenderSiren posted at [ 12:00am ] on [ 2/24/23 ], from [ Unity Village, Starter Planet ]
TOPIC: REx33: None Pizza With Left Beef

> Bird: LOSE YOUR SHIT

You are losing your shit like you lost everything at the shit casino.
Needless to say, you are absolutely losing your shit right now.

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And with that, you're gone?!

==>

You have been appearifyed somewhere else!

And as a neat bonus, your connection to the Green Sun has been re-established!

> FO: Abscond outta here

You've had enough shenanigans for now.

> Be agent 215

You are now voidco agent number 215.
You have managed to sendificate yourself and this egg to the Eros Machina in the past.

> VA 215: Brace yourself

You hunker down and hold on as the vehicle begins moving.

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This shouldn't be too long of a trip.

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[REDACTED] Guest	None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 24, 2023 0:41:22 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by [REDACTED] on Feb 24, 2023 0:41:22 GMT -8 Employee 215: Realize you left the first guardian, unattended, before backup showed up. If they somehow escaped, you can kiss your employee benefits, such as a physical body, goodbye.

AS/IP/BS super egg Posts: 182	None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 24, 2023 3:14:23 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AS/IP/BS on Feb 24, 2023 3:14:23 GMT -8 AS posted at [ obscured ] on [ 2/24 ], from [ next to a firepit somewhere in the future ] TOPIC: void agent 215 Agent 215: stash egg

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None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 24, 2023 13:35:05 GMT -8

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lavenderSiren posted at [ 1:35pm ] on [ 2/24/23 ], from [ Unity Village, Starter Planet ]
TOPIC: REx36: None Pizza With Left Beef

> Be the backup.

You are now the backup and of course the first guardian isn't there.
Typical.

> Agent 215: stash egg

You captchalogue the egg in your BLACKOUT MODUS. It blacks out the display of all items, making it somewhat difficult to navigate for most.
Fortunately, you memorize your sylladex's contents pretty well.

> Backup: Send a message

You decide to give your partner a dose of the horror you may have to face.

> Employee 215: Realize you left the first guardian, unattended, before backup showed up. If they somehow escaped, you can kiss your employee benefits, such as a physical body, goodbye.

The primary objective is to deliver the egg. Anything else is secondary.
If someone tries to grill you for taking off before more chaos could rear its ugly head, you've got ways to get past that.

==>

This is a mission straight from number 1, after all.

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powerkitten golden egg Heir of Hope/Mage of Rage/Witch of Time/Lord of Typos and Retcons Posts: 805	None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 24, 2023 13:43:58 GMT -8 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by powerkitten on Feb 24, 2023 13:43:58 GMT -8 512: Hide in the coffin

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None Pizza With Left Beef Feb 27, 2023 0:10:40 GMT -8

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lavenderSiren posted at [ 12:11am ] on [ 2/27/23 ], from [ Unity Village, Starter Planet ]
TOPIC: REx38: None Pizza With Left Beef

> 215: LOOK IN THE CASKET ??

While waiting for the perfect time to make your move, you decide to check that coffin over there.

> 512: Hide in the coffin

Inside you find... #512?!

> [P] 215: speak with 512

Unfortunately, this happened while the Eros Machina was performing SICK GRIMNDS on a blapk hole, so this may not be possible to view here.

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None Pizza With Left Beef Oct 23, 2023 15:35:17 GMT -8

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lavenderSiren posted at [ 4:35pm ] on [ 10/23/23 ], from [ Unity Village, Starter Planet ]
TOPIC: REx39: None Pizza With Left Beef

[ S ] Eros Machina: Descend

Song used:
Dawn of Man from Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido
Special thanks to ifelse95 and Cilpaint for contributing some drawings

December 25th, 2020

==>

"CHRISTMAS!"

SPOILER: Click to show

LS: goog morninging
RN: Hey Nick
FU: Good morning! Merry Christmas!
LS: merry croissant
LS: whAT THE HECKWAS THAT
FU: ...Charles.
LS: ah yes...
LS: Charles...

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