Charcherry Weekly - Issue 120
Nov 19, 2022 2:31:17 GMT -8
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 120
The Charcherry Weekly
Hey, Mage of Light Nick Card here. Holy moley we're running at full steam again. Hold onto your hats because we've got news in spades!
A Little Birdie Told Them
Last Saturday, there was a reported attack at voidco's main office in the furthest ring. 37 employees were reported dead, plus one intern. Causes of death were largely puncture wounds. These were allegedly from a relentless rampage by their own boss, but this has yet to be confirmed.
It is said that the assailant was enraged by a number of messages posted on the popular but recently collapsing social media website, Twitter. One of the "tweets" were sent from an impersonating company account with a Twitter blue subscription, which at the time of the incident was offered for a monetary subscription fee, instead of a badge granted out of recognition of authenticity (as it had previously been before a certain vanilla timeline rich guy had acquired and gutted the company that runs that particular social media platform).
The inciting message had stated that voidco's energy recycling fountain services had been made free of charge. This statement was unfortunately false, and it is likely that the popular utility for dead dreambubble inhabitants will remain a payed service.
Some may remember a few years back that this payment used to be illegally expected to be payed in souls, and only after legal challenge by Desertian President Katyleen Kitten was this practice discontinued, though it is unconfirmed if this was applied to any bubbles beyond the underworld bubble.
After the counterfeit Twitter post, a number of tweets from the official account were also posted, one of them sarcastically stating that "every month is wrath month" at Voidco. It is assumed this was sent during the incident in question.
Shortly after this, an epitaph post (a tweet sent with a ~ATH based API meant to send the account holder's final tweet upon their death) was found posted to this account, containing the victim's name and a desire for the company's unionization.
A number of personal accounts belonging to various other voidco employees also posted their own protests and subsequent epitaphs. Voidco stocks fell to an all-time low on this day.
In tangential news, your dear newsletter writer had decided to buy a pair of important internet checkmarks for the blog that hosts this newsletter, for the sake of supporting tumblr's ability to keep hosting blogs like this.
Hitting the Slots
On monday, the dungeon crashers set off to assist Seer of Space Jessica with rescuing her girlfriend, Sylph of Heart Ellie Winters. Joining Jessica was Desertian President Witch of Time Katyleen Kitten, her dear wife Samus Kitten, Heir of Hope Hazel Careon, Rogue of Heart Charles, Unity Village Mayor Brae Emit, and Page of Rage Jovin Castle. The party made their way to the Indigo Treasure Casino in the Little Derse district and quickly encountered Neon city's Mayor Karma. MK welcomed the dungeon crashers but warned them not to cause too much damage to the casino.
Once inside, the group began to wander a little, soon finding a locked door to the high rollers club, requiring a payment of 500 casino tokens to be opened. After searching in places for tokens, the party began playing on the slot machines, which wound up being a low-paying waste of time for the most part.
You see, this is why I don't go to casinos. They're designed to take your money. At the end of the day, the house always wins. However, there was more than just slots there. It turns out that casino also has a number of pinball machines, which reportedly give a far better payout than the slot machines. From what I hear, Jovin is apparently some kinda pinball wizard, while Brae and Hazel worked together to cheese the system with Brae's recently obtained magnet gloves. Charles encountered a problem with the machine they were using and wound up getting bopped with a boxing glove after activating the tilt sensor.
Brae and Hazel's token payout, with Jovin's token payout, were enough combined to open the door to the high roller's club. Before this however, a number of hollow carapaces were found in a number of rooms. It is unknown if they had actually died, or if carapacians practice molting. It is largely assumed to be the former, as bizarre as it is to find an exosksleton with nothing inside of it, still wearing clothes.
Eventually, the party entered an expo room, where it appeared that Dr. Winters was giving a TED Talk or something. It turned out, she was unable to be drained in the same way as others due to being a sylph of heart, and as a result, she was able to convince her captors to untie her. However, she had also been tempted to join voidco as a therapist, which would more than likely be a death sentence, considering the events of the twitter incident. Fortunately, Katie counter-offered Ellie a better job, which she begrudgingly accepted. However, the room was also filled with an entire audience of voidco employees. Hazel and Jovin offered positions at the Sea Saw Resort (recently refurbished and now under new management), and as gym trainers at the Unity Gym.Somehow, every previous voidco employee walked out with a job offer that day. Charles wiped out the dungeon core with his broken stargate, and wound up blasting a hole in the ceiling as a result.
Meanwhile, an unknown group approached the unity pokemon center, with the intent of rescuing someone that had been detained at an earlier date. Your dear newsletter writer teamed up with Brae to defend the pokemon center. She likely could have done it herself, having her Eternatus, Bahamut, available to assist. A number of time players forced a retreat at the end. Fortunately, there were minimal realized dangers to this particular incident.
The detained target was later sent to desertian prison.
Jessica and Ellie were given a house to stay in together in desertia town. Jessica reportedly disowned her former brother after encountering him in a nightmare. Ellie Winters is likely to begin accepting new clients soon.
Birthday Fun
On november 16th, a sizable number of friends arrived at my doorstep to celebrate mine and Aeons's birthdays. I had turned 28, and they had turned 35. We got a number of suits, pokemon toys, a carrot cake to share, and some custom lego sets. It was a really nice birthday occasion, except for the time I remembered what happened during the v1 session.
The next day, a certain page of void had apparently visited the isle of chronos on the anniversary of chronos's death. There were a number of reported offerings left at the memorial, including three black roses, and a note on black paper, with the words "For what could have been" written in teal ink.
This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:
-Pudding stand (this week)
-Tennis Racket stand (this week)
-Katie's potion stand (*CaFAI filling in for Katie when unavailable)
-Brae's canned goods stand (currently being restocked)
-shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)
okay, I physically cannot stay awake any longer, I need to go to sleep now. Looking forwards to how many of us manage to make it to therapy soon!
Also say hi to my occasional left beef guest artist who recently rolled into town, Witch of Heart Cyrus (Not to be confused with ex galactic admin Cyrus, who showed up last year.).
charcherry-weekly.tumblr.com/post/701344268170805248/charcherry-weekly-issue-120
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 120
The Charcherry Weekly
Hey, Mage of Light Nick Card here. Holy moley we're running at full steam again. Hold onto your hats because we've got news in spades!
A Little Birdie Told Them
Last Saturday, there was a reported attack at voidco's main office in the furthest ring. 37 employees were reported dead, plus one intern. Causes of death were largely puncture wounds. These were allegedly from a relentless rampage by their own boss, but this has yet to be confirmed.
It is said that the assailant was enraged by a number of messages posted on the popular but recently collapsing social media website, Twitter. One of the "tweets" were sent from an impersonating company account with a Twitter blue subscription, which at the time of the incident was offered for a monetary subscription fee, instead of a badge granted out of recognition of authenticity (as it had previously been before a certain vanilla timeline rich guy had acquired and gutted the company that runs that particular social media platform).
The inciting message had stated that voidco's energy recycling fountain services had been made free of charge. This statement was unfortunately false, and it is likely that the popular utility for dead dreambubble inhabitants will remain a payed service.
Some may remember a few years back that this payment used to be illegally expected to be payed in souls, and only after legal challenge by Desertian President Katyleen Kitten was this practice discontinued, though it is unconfirmed if this was applied to any bubbles beyond the underworld bubble.
After the counterfeit Twitter post, a number of tweets from the official account were also posted, one of them sarcastically stating that "every month is wrath month" at Voidco. It is assumed this was sent during the incident in question.
Shortly after this, an epitaph post (a tweet sent with a ~ATH based API meant to send the account holder's final tweet upon their death) was found posted to this account, containing the victim's name and a desire for the company's unionization.
A number of personal accounts belonging to various other voidco employees also posted their own protests and subsequent epitaphs. Voidco stocks fell to an all-time low on this day.
In tangential news, your dear newsletter writer had decided to buy a pair of important internet checkmarks for the blog that hosts this newsletter, for the sake of supporting tumblr's ability to keep hosting blogs like this.
Hitting the Slots
On monday, the dungeon crashers set off to assist Seer of Space Jessica with rescuing her girlfriend, Sylph of Heart Ellie Winters. Joining Jessica was Desertian President Witch of Time Katyleen Kitten, her dear wife Samus Kitten, Heir of Hope Hazel Careon, Rogue of Heart Charles, Unity Village Mayor Brae Emit, and Page of Rage Jovin Castle. The party made their way to the Indigo Treasure Casino in the Little Derse district and quickly encountered Neon city's Mayor Karma. MK welcomed the dungeon crashers but warned them not to cause too much damage to the casino.
Once inside, the group began to wander a little, soon finding a locked door to the high rollers club, requiring a payment of 500 casino tokens to be opened. After searching in places for tokens, the party began playing on the slot machines, which wound up being a low-paying waste of time for the most part.
You see, this is why I don't go to casinos. They're designed to take your money. At the end of the day, the house always wins. However, there was more than just slots there. It turns out that casino also has a number of pinball machines, which reportedly give a far better payout than the slot machines. From what I hear, Jovin is apparently some kinda pinball wizard, while Brae and Hazel worked together to cheese the system with Brae's recently obtained magnet gloves. Charles encountered a problem with the machine they were using and wound up getting bopped with a boxing glove after activating the tilt sensor.
Brae and Hazel's token payout, with Jovin's token payout, were enough combined to open the door to the high roller's club. Before this however, a number of hollow carapaces were found in a number of rooms. It is unknown if they had actually died, or if carapacians practice molting. It is largely assumed to be the former, as bizarre as it is to find an exosksleton with nothing inside of it, still wearing clothes.
Eventually, the party entered an expo room, where it appeared that Dr. Winters was giving a TED Talk or something. It turned out, she was unable to be drained in the same way as others due to being a sylph of heart, and as a result, she was able to convince her captors to untie her. However, she had also been tempted to join voidco as a therapist, which would more than likely be a death sentence, considering the events of the twitter incident. Fortunately, Katie counter-offered Ellie a better job, which she begrudgingly accepted. However, the room was also filled with an entire audience of voidco employees. Hazel and Jovin offered positions at the Sea Saw Resort (recently refurbished and now under new management), and as gym trainers at the Unity Gym.Somehow, every previous voidco employee walked out with a job offer that day. Charles wiped out the dungeon core with his broken stargate, and wound up blasting a hole in the ceiling as a result.
Meanwhile, an unknown group approached the unity pokemon center, with the intent of rescuing someone that had been detained at an earlier date. Your dear newsletter writer teamed up with Brae to defend the pokemon center. She likely could have done it herself, having her Eternatus, Bahamut, available to assist. A number of time players forced a retreat at the end. Fortunately, there were minimal realized dangers to this particular incident.
The detained target was later sent to desertian prison.
Jessica and Ellie were given a house to stay in together in desertia town. Jessica reportedly disowned her former brother after encountering him in a nightmare. Ellie Winters is likely to begin accepting new clients soon.
Birthday Fun
On november 16th, a sizable number of friends arrived at my doorstep to celebrate mine and Aeons's birthdays. I had turned 28, and they had turned 35. We got a number of suits, pokemon toys, a carrot cake to share, and some custom lego sets. It was a really nice birthday occasion, except for the time I remembered what happened during the v1 session.
The next day, a certain page of void had apparently visited the isle of chronos on the anniversary of chronos's death. There were a number of reported offerings left at the memorial, including three black roses, and a note on black paper, with the words "For what could have been" written in teal ink.
This week’s known market stands in Desertia Town:
-Pudding stand (this week)
-Tennis Racket stand (this week)
-Katie's potion stand (*CaFAI filling in for Katie when unavailable)
-Brae's canned goods stand (currently being restocked)
-shinyjiggly pokesnacks stand (ran by Rufus)
okay, I physically cannot stay awake any longer, I need to go to sleep now. Looking forwards to how many of us manage to make it to therapy soon!
Also say hi to my occasional left beef guest artist who recently rolled into town, Witch of Heart Cyrus (Not to be confused with ex galactic admin Cyrus, who showed up last year.).
charcherry-weekly.tumblr.com/post/701344268170805248/charcherry-weekly-issue-120