Charcherry Weekly - Issue 77
Jan 21, 2022 23:57:43 GMT -8
Post by SJmun on Jan 21, 2022 23:57:43 GMT -8
lavenderSiren posted at [ 11:57pm ] on [ 1/21/22 ], from [ My house, Desertia Town ]
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 77
The Charcherry Weekly
Heya peeps, Mage of Light Nick Card here! Got another leg of travels to cover this week!
Kisibuza Chaos!
This week, your dear newsletter writer, and bug catching expert Heir of Void Mimi So &so have been doing some exploration on planet Kisibuza, searching for bug Pokemon. There were minimal results here. The location we arrived at was quite difficult to traverse, as there were large rocks and rubble blocking the way through the canyon. After only being able to locate a few nincada in the canyon, we travelled onwards and arrived in a town populated by tetrarchs. Neither of us had met a tetrarch in person, only having seen them in the form of the twin statues that were unwittingly retrieved from the voidco dungeon once located here. They are much shorter than the statues, but still taller than me or my partner. I'd estimate roughly... 7 or 8 feet tall on average?
Upon arriving, we were asked if we had anything to do with the weird cult recruiter that showed up. Naturally, I said no, and that we were just here to relocate the foreign bug pokemon that may have wandered there. Unfortunately, they were still suspicious of us and took us to the local police station for questioning. The main reason they were suspicious was due to being accompanied by a void player and knowing about pokemon. While Mimi was not in their void player garb, there were reports of an alleged "similar voidlike aura", as well as the previous void player having such a forgettable face that the one they were looking for could have easilly be any void player to the untrained eye. Mimi may have gotten offended by the accusation and was thrown into the slammer shortly afterwards. They then proceeded to phase through the bars, prompting the jailers to freak out. Meanwhile, I proceeded to do my journalistic duty and attempted to obtain information on the alleged cultist group. I was handed a flyer with the following message on it:
After this, I attempted to contact the owner of the chumhandle to confirm things:
-- lavenderSiren [LS] began pestering hauntingTroubadour [HT] --
LS: Hello? this is Mage of Light Nick Card, writer for the Charcherry Weekly. May I have a word with you, regarding the flyer found on Kisibuza?
HT: Hm, a fellow player of the game?
LS: Yeah
HT: I guess I could answer a few questions. My playergroup is a big fan of your work, by the way.
LS: I see. First of all, are the allegations accurate regarding rumors of a cult?
HT: Is that what they're calling it? If anything, its more like a micronation than a cult.
LS: Where would this micronation be located, might I ask?
HT: That, I'm afraid, I'm not at liberty to reveal quite yet.
HT: We want to make sure the launch goes off without a hitch, and a publically known location could throw a couple hundred wrenches into the whole operation.
LS: Fair enough. Can you at least say what planet its located on?
HT: Yeah, I figure that's vague enough. Its on Starter Planet. You'd think the president would figure out a better name for this world than that by now.
LS: President Katie's got more important matters to attend to than renaming a planet. Half the worlds in Desertian territory just have basic terrain number names anyways.
LS: Which brings me to my next question. Has your group gone through proper channels in order to establish this micronation? Like, I'm not sure what's required exactly, but I figure something that's attracting outsiders is going to need at least some sorta paperwork.
HT: Our accountant is currently working on that. There's been delays this month, but he's getting a feeling that the legal process should be able to proceed soon.
LS: I see. I wish the best of luck to your accountant with that.
HT: Thank you. Will that be all?
LS: I still have more. This is the handle to contact in case of wanting to join your mysterious micronation in legal limbo, correct?
HT: Yes, though its not exactly mine. Our time rogue runs things, I just handle the recruitment and transportation. Are you interested in moving?
LS: No, I actually have other plans, but thank you.
HT: Keep in mind, this offer will last until the end of the month. after that, the offer will be unavailable through this channel.
LS: Uh, okay then.
LS: I believe that's the extent of my questions for now. I hope this will be enough to get me and my bugcatching friend out of police custody.
HT: Excuse me
HT: what
LS: The cops in the town of Visvikarshar have come to assume that myself and an heir of void are associated with your group and are highly suspicious of our business after reported activity from your alleged "cultist" group in the area.
HT: wow, seriosly?
HT: You two need any help busting out?
LS: Mimi managed to slip out, but they're being chased and I'm not exactly the most interested in being this close to law enforcement.
HT: Question: do you two plan on going back there aqny time soon?
LS: Uh, probably not? like, we didn't find very many bug pokemon here and the weather's pretty hot around here.
HT: You're welcome
LS: Uh.... thanks???
LS: Where are we anyways?
HT: That's for me to know and for you to forget.
-- hauntingTroubadour [HT] ceased pestering lavenderSiren [LS] --
During the tail end of this conversation, I had fallen into a hole of some sort, later waking up under the gazebo in charcherry square. Mimi was nowhere to be found, assumed to have been voidnapped or still on the run. I do hope that they are safe, wherever they are.
That being said, please exercise caution when you contact mysterious unknown individuals.
In much more relieving news, Warlock of Time Coleman has been confirmed to be doing just fine and has neither been stricken with the mysterious draining that a few of the time players had dealt with, nor has gone anywhere further beyond his usual routes.
Recently he had apparently sent a plush Snom to Bard of Time Gararl, in response to the featured story last week. Taking a moment to contact Gararl for comment, they are grateful for the gift, especially considering it does not need to be fed or put in a cold location.
Meanwhile, I've been still carrying that egg in a backpack, and that larvesta has been showing up fairly often. The larvesta didn't go to Kisibuza, but did show up when I woke up back in charcherry. Considering it likely has the ability that would make it good at hatching eggs, I'm highly considering officially adopting it.
At this point, I'm not sure what to do next. Maybe try to take it easy next week and just check some local sites? Are there any places that might be in danger if bug pokemon persist there for too long? Please leave a reply if you have any requests.
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 77
The Charcherry Weekly
Heya peeps, Mage of Light Nick Card here! Got another leg of travels to cover this week!
Kisibuza Chaos!
This week, your dear newsletter writer, and bug catching expert Heir of Void Mimi So &so have been doing some exploration on planet Kisibuza, searching for bug Pokemon. There were minimal results here. The location we arrived at was quite difficult to traverse, as there were large rocks and rubble blocking the way through the canyon. After only being able to locate a few nincada in the canyon, we travelled onwards and arrived in a town populated by tetrarchs. Neither of us had met a tetrarch in person, only having seen them in the form of the twin statues that were unwittingly retrieved from the voidco dungeon once located here. They are much shorter than the statues, but still taller than me or my partner. I'd estimate roughly... 7 or 8 feet tall on average?
Upon arriving, we were asked if we had anything to do with the weird cult recruiter that showed up. Naturally, I said no, and that we were just here to relocate the foreign bug pokemon that may have wandered there. Unfortunately, they were still suspicious of us and took us to the local police station for questioning. The main reason they were suspicious was due to being accompanied by a void player and knowing about pokemon. While Mimi was not in their void player garb, there were reports of an alleged "similar voidlike aura", as well as the previous void player having such a forgettable face that the one they were looking for could have easilly be any void player to the untrained eye. Mimi may have gotten offended by the accusation and was thrown into the slammer shortly afterwards. They then proceeded to phase through the bars, prompting the jailers to freak out. Meanwhile, I proceeded to do my journalistic duty and attempted to obtain information on the alleged cultist group. I was handed a flyer with the following message on it:
Do you dream of a utopia? Leave your old life behind and start anew on a distant island on another world! Live alongside mystical and powerful pokemon in harmony! Contact hauntingTroubadour for details.
After this, I attempted to contact the owner of the chumhandle to confirm things:
-- lavenderSiren [LS] began pestering hauntingTroubadour [HT] --
LS: Hello? this is Mage of Light Nick Card, writer for the Charcherry Weekly. May I have a word with you, regarding the flyer found on Kisibuza?
HT: Hm, a fellow player of the game?
LS: Yeah
HT: I guess I could answer a few questions. My playergroup is a big fan of your work, by the way.
LS: I see. First of all, are the allegations accurate regarding rumors of a cult?
HT: Is that what they're calling it? If anything, its more like a micronation than a cult.
LS: Where would this micronation be located, might I ask?
HT: That, I'm afraid, I'm not at liberty to reveal quite yet.
HT: We want to make sure the launch goes off without a hitch, and a publically known location could throw a couple hundred wrenches into the whole operation.
LS: Fair enough. Can you at least say what planet its located on?
HT: Yeah, I figure that's vague enough. Its on Starter Planet. You'd think the president would figure out a better name for this world than that by now.
LS: President Katie's got more important matters to attend to than renaming a planet. Half the worlds in Desertian territory just have basic terrain number names anyways.
LS: Which brings me to my next question. Has your group gone through proper channels in order to establish this micronation? Like, I'm not sure what's required exactly, but I figure something that's attracting outsiders is going to need at least some sorta paperwork.
HT: Our accountant is currently working on that. There's been delays this month, but he's getting a feeling that the legal process should be able to proceed soon.
LS: I see. I wish the best of luck to your accountant with that.
HT: Thank you. Will that be all?
LS: I still have more. This is the handle to contact in case of wanting to join your mysterious micronation in legal limbo, correct?
HT: Yes, though its not exactly mine. Our time rogue runs things, I just handle the recruitment and transportation. Are you interested in moving?
LS: No, I actually have other plans, but thank you.
HT: Keep in mind, this offer will last until the end of the month. after that, the offer will be unavailable through this channel.
LS: Uh, okay then.
LS: I believe that's the extent of my questions for now. I hope this will be enough to get me and my bugcatching friend out of police custody.
HT: Excuse me
HT: what
LS: The cops in the town of Visvikarshar have come to assume that myself and an heir of void are associated with your group and are highly suspicious of our business after reported activity from your alleged "cultist" group in the area.
HT: wow, seriosly?
HT: You two need any help busting out?
LS: Mimi managed to slip out, but they're being chased and I'm not exactly the most interested in being this close to law enforcement.
HT: Question: do you two plan on going back there aqny time soon?
LS: Uh, probably not? like, we didn't find very many bug pokemon here and the weather's pretty hot around here.
HT: You're welcome
LS: Uh.... thanks???
LS: Where are we anyways?
HT: That's for me to know and for you to forget.
-- hauntingTroubadour [HT] ceased pestering lavenderSiren [LS] --
During the tail end of this conversation, I had fallen into a hole of some sort, later waking up under the gazebo in charcherry square. Mimi was nowhere to be found, assumed to have been voidnapped or still on the run. I do hope that they are safe, wherever they are.
That being said, please exercise caution when you contact mysterious unknown individuals.
In much more relieving news, Warlock of Time Coleman has been confirmed to be doing just fine and has neither been stricken with the mysterious draining that a few of the time players had dealt with, nor has gone anywhere further beyond his usual routes.
Recently he had apparently sent a plush Snom to Bard of Time Gararl, in response to the featured story last week. Taking a moment to contact Gararl for comment, they are grateful for the gift, especially considering it does not need to be fed or put in a cold location.
Meanwhile, I've been still carrying that egg in a backpack, and that larvesta has been showing up fairly often. The larvesta didn't go to Kisibuza, but did show up when I woke up back in charcherry. Considering it likely has the ability that would make it good at hatching eggs, I'm highly considering officially adopting it.
At this point, I'm not sure what to do next. Maybe try to take it easy next week and just check some local sites? Are there any places that might be in danger if bug pokemon persist there for too long? Please leave a reply if you have any requests.
charcherry-weekly.tumblr.com/post/674065624557813760/charcherry-weekly-issue-77