Charcherry Weekly - Issue 67
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 67
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone, Aeons Edgeworth here! It seems time continues on this week. Let's begin!
In Which A Detective Becomes A Researcher And Embarrasses Themself On National Television
On monday, Your current newsletter writer (not to be confused with your dear newsletter writer, still on vacation WHERE IS THAT CAPTCHA CODE DON'T GIVE ME THAT CAUSAL SPOILERS CRAP) hosted a pokemon seminar in New Charcherry, with additional words from Brae Emit, Page of Mind Samm, Page of Rage Jovin Castle, and Rogue of Heart Charles. This seminar was also broadcasted on DSPAN, which I only was told about after the seminar was completed. Because of this, the seminar reached a much further audience than anticipated. Also, it appears that a pair of faithful readers from planet Roostor showed up as well, which makes me wonder how many more from that world will wind up visiting.
At the end of the seminar, after everyone else spoke, I passed out pokeballs to the audience, but found out I didn't have nearly enough. For that reason, I summoned my future self to pick up the slack and I wound up delivering 100 more pokeballs to my past self at that point in time. Thankfully that proved to be enough, as like, 90-something of the crowd wanted a ball and I still had the 30, plus the 13 premier balls I got as a bonus for alchemizing in bulk afterwards. However, because it was televised, the viewers also requested to get their free pokeball, as there are no stores that sold them at that point in time.
Thankfully, Desrertian President Katyleen Kitten and her autoresponder, *DeusEx, managed to alchemize a holy heckton of pokeballs to be delivered across Starter Planet via the postal service. One could easily say it was an early redistro present! In addition to that though, Brae Emit wrote a cookbook, presumably centered around cooking healthy meals for pokemon.
Something that is concerning however, is how we'll be able to get enough berries to grow on starter planet with the high demand and absolutely microscopic supply. Like, what do you expect when a cookbook winds up breaking 7k copies in one run?
If there are any life players who read this publication (Maggie, I know you're one of them), I would strongly suggest that you lend your talents towards helping us plant and grow a ridiculous amount of berries, so as to prevent high demand from causing tensions among pokemon trainers trying to find high-quality berries for their pokemon.
That being said, it appears that the seminar was a success, though pokeball production will likely need to be outsourced, I'm less concerned about that, considering it isn't absolutely important to use pokeballs specifically to capture pokemon, and quite frankly, beginners shouldn't be trying to catch too many yet anyways.
Trouble on slowpoke island!
Immediately after the seminar, a slowpoke missing a tail was found in charcherry hangar, in an exhausted state. With the assistance of Brae's Clefable, Stella, the Slowpoke was rolled over. this made the transportalizer pad to slowpoke island accessible. I stayed behind to care for the slowpoke, while Brae, pokemon ranger KATIE (temporarily borrowing the remote soulbot while dreaming), and bounty hunter Samus assessed the situation on the island.
It turned out, voidco had erected a dungeon close enough to the island to sap the energy from the slowpoke, causing enough stress and strain to make their tails fall off. With the use of capture stylers alchemized and sendificated by Rogue of Heart Charles, and Brae's mushroom circle to handle transport, the three of them on the island managed to relocate the slowpoke to an entirely different island to recover.
Meanwhile, I had adopted the slowpoke that had been found in the hangar, offering to let them rest at my house for a while. The slowpoke accepted, letting itself be caught without struggle. After that, I was called upon to alchemize a set of transportalizer pads to go between the refuge island and the hangar, for easier access without the need of mushroom circles. Brae offered for me to use some of her grist so I torrented some off her to alchemize the pads with. I got those set up and we took off back home soon after.
A day or two later, legendary pokemon Mewtwo managed to have a conversation with the slowpoke that I had adopted, now named Dee-dee (named after the first dog I ever had, who happened to be a chubby rottweiler.).
According to Mewtwo, Dee-dee had gone off in search for help after the "crowned prince" of the slowpoke went missing, which occurred around the same time of the voidco dungeon appearing off the coast of slowpoke island. Apparently the dungeon resembles a giant Shellder in the form it assumes upon becoming apart of Slowbro, which is kinda ironic considering that the slowpoke can't even evolve into Slowbro while their tails are out of commission, and apparently the "crowned prince" is the only one with the king's rock that would potentially allow them to evolve into Slowking.
Considering that there may be mortal captives at stake, the dungeon crawl is slated to occur some time relatively soon, estimated to take place next week. I do wonder if it'll be before of after my birthday though. I'm not sure if I'm up for a dungeon crawl this time, but still.
High-Gear Sparring Match
After the announcement of the upcoming dungeon crawl, many of the dungeon crashers have begun preparing for the big day. Married couple Samm and Jovin decided to have a sparring match together recently, and it was quite the spectacle, showing off the sheer power between them. Page of Mind Samm utilized her mind field to fabricate hazards with her mind, ranging from lightning to ground spikes and even a familiarly shaped fighting doll made of flesh. Meanwhile, Page of Rage Jovin managed to best such convincing visions with sheer strength and might, making sure to keep his machop out of the range of the chaos. The fighting figure was defeated, and Jovin managed to land a blow upon Samm that knocked her unconscious, dispelling everything she had active in the mind field. Thankfully, she recovered after a long rest, and their bond remained strong as ever. It will likely take far more than an accident during sparring practice to damage their relationship, especially considering they've been together for literally thousands of years.
With the likes of Samm and Jovin on our side, I feel confident that the dungeon can be crashed successfully.
Brae's Tower Trip
On thursday, Heir of Time Rise Emit's sister, Brae Emit, was seen taking the elevator down to the underworld, reportedly distributing cookies and curry to The Fallen.
The food Brae brought was enchanted, so as to be easily consumed by ghosts with minimal issues. Reportedly, she made a lot of friends among the late branches of her family, even accumulating a number of voluntarily offered favor IOU's from them in return. It is unknown what effect this will have on The Fallen in the long term, though it is quite clear that they are loved and cared for dearly by their sister.
Brae returned home late at night the same day, confirmed by Alpha Rise to be unharmed.
Charles and the pokemon tcg projector
The next day, Rogue of Heart Charles announced the testing of their pokemon trading card game projector device, allowing for pokemon tcg to be played with the same sort of technical visual flair as they do in the yu-gi-oh animes. However, the way it was set up apparently does not have the equipment available for two card game players, instead having only one, with the opponent using real pokemon against the projections. Charles used a fire monotype team, with a lot of Blaine's cards in places. Witch of Time Barcrawler showed up with her Golett Clayton, and Brae Emit showed up with her own pokemon, notably Pokey the Galarian Slowbro, Stella the Clefable, and Aqua the Azumaril.
Reportedly, there were some communication issues during the match, with Charles being inscrutable as ever, and the battle eventually ended in a forfeit after the room that the match took place in got a hole in the wall, which let water inside, due to being an underwater ocean base. Thankfully, the rooms were apparently designed to be modularly sealed, so the group only had to take their important items and escape to the next room over.
I feel like building an arena in an underwater base where beams will be fired was likely not the best idea. It is unknown when the tcg battle projector will be operational again, considering maintenance after possible standing water damage.
I think that about covers it. I never seen a slowpoke with such a determined and serious disposition like Dee-dee. If they feel like returning to their group after healing, I'll let them go, but if not, I'll be there for them.
But for now, I need sleep. Goodnight!
charcherry-weekly.tumblr.com/post/667732535585931264/charcherry-weekly-issue-67
Edit: it has come to my attention that Brae Emit has not become Galar champion like previously assumed. Apologies for the accidental misinformation.
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 67
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone, Aeons Edgeworth here! It seems time continues on this week. Let's begin!
In Which A Detective Becomes A Researcher And Embarrasses Themself On National Television
On monday, Your current newsletter writer (not to be confused with your dear newsletter writer, still on vacation WHERE IS THAT CAPTCHA CODE DON'T GIVE ME THAT CAUSAL SPOILERS CRAP) hosted a pokemon seminar in New Charcherry, with additional words from Brae Emit, Page of Mind Samm, Page of Rage Jovin Castle, and Rogue of Heart Charles. This seminar was also broadcasted on DSPAN, which I only was told about after the seminar was completed. Because of this, the seminar reached a much further audience than anticipated. Also, it appears that a pair of faithful readers from planet Roostor showed up as well, which makes me wonder how many more from that world will wind up visiting.
At the end of the seminar, after everyone else spoke, I passed out pokeballs to the audience, but found out I didn't have nearly enough. For that reason, I summoned my future self to pick up the slack and I wound up delivering 100 more pokeballs to my past self at that point in time. Thankfully that proved to be enough, as like, 90-something of the crowd wanted a ball and I still had the 30, plus the 13 premier balls I got as a bonus for alchemizing in bulk afterwards. However, because it was televised, the viewers also requested to get their free pokeball, as there are no stores that sold them at that point in time.
Thankfully, Desrertian President Katyleen Kitten and her autoresponder, *DeusEx, managed to alchemize a holy heckton of pokeballs to be delivered across Starter Planet via the postal service. One could easily say it was an early redistro present! In addition to that though, Brae Emit wrote a cookbook, presumably centered around cooking healthy meals for pokemon.
Something that is concerning however, is how we'll be able to get enough berries to grow on starter planet with the high demand and absolutely microscopic supply. Like, what do you expect when a cookbook winds up breaking 7k copies in one run?
If there are any life players who read this publication (Maggie, I know you're one of them), I would strongly suggest that you lend your talents towards helping us plant and grow a ridiculous amount of berries, so as to prevent high demand from causing tensions among pokemon trainers trying to find high-quality berries for their pokemon.
That being said, it appears that the seminar was a success, though pokeball production will likely need to be outsourced, I'm less concerned about that, considering it isn't absolutely important to use pokeballs specifically to capture pokemon, and quite frankly, beginners shouldn't be trying to catch too many yet anyways.
Trouble on slowpoke island!
Immediately after the seminar, a slowpoke missing a tail was found in charcherry hangar, in an exhausted state. With the assistance of Brae's Clefable, Stella, the Slowpoke was rolled over. this made the transportalizer pad to slowpoke island accessible. I stayed behind to care for the slowpoke, while Brae, pokemon ranger KATIE (temporarily borrowing the remote soulbot while dreaming), and bounty hunter Samus assessed the situation on the island.
It turned out, voidco had erected a dungeon close enough to the island to sap the energy from the slowpoke, causing enough stress and strain to make their tails fall off. With the use of capture stylers alchemized and sendificated by Rogue of Heart Charles, and Brae's mushroom circle to handle transport, the three of them on the island managed to relocate the slowpoke to an entirely different island to recover.
Meanwhile, I had adopted the slowpoke that had been found in the hangar, offering to let them rest at my house for a while. The slowpoke accepted, letting itself be caught without struggle. After that, I was called upon to alchemize a set of transportalizer pads to go between the refuge island and the hangar, for easier access without the need of mushroom circles. Brae offered for me to use some of her grist so I torrented some off her to alchemize the pads with. I got those set up and we took off back home soon after.
A day or two later, legendary pokemon Mewtwo managed to have a conversation with the slowpoke that I had adopted, now named Dee-dee (named after the first dog I ever had, who happened to be a chubby rottweiler.).
According to Mewtwo, Dee-dee had gone off in search for help after the "crowned prince" of the slowpoke went missing, which occurred around the same time of the voidco dungeon appearing off the coast of slowpoke island. Apparently the dungeon resembles a giant Shellder in the form it assumes upon becoming apart of Slowbro, which is kinda ironic considering that the slowpoke can't even evolve into Slowbro while their tails are out of commission, and apparently the "crowned prince" is the only one with the king's rock that would potentially allow them to evolve into Slowking.
Considering that there may be mortal captives at stake, the dungeon crawl is slated to occur some time relatively soon, estimated to take place next week. I do wonder if it'll be before of after my birthday though. I'm not sure if I'm up for a dungeon crawl this time, but still.
High-Gear Sparring Match
After the announcement of the upcoming dungeon crawl, many of the dungeon crashers have begun preparing for the big day. Married couple Samm and Jovin decided to have a sparring match together recently, and it was quite the spectacle, showing off the sheer power between them. Page of Mind Samm utilized her mind field to fabricate hazards with her mind, ranging from lightning to ground spikes and even a familiarly shaped fighting doll made of flesh. Meanwhile, Page of Rage Jovin managed to best such convincing visions with sheer strength and might, making sure to keep his machop out of the range of the chaos. The fighting figure was defeated, and Jovin managed to land a blow upon Samm that knocked her unconscious, dispelling everything she had active in the mind field. Thankfully, she recovered after a long rest, and their bond remained strong as ever. It will likely take far more than an accident during sparring practice to damage their relationship, especially considering they've been together for literally thousands of years.
With the likes of Samm and Jovin on our side, I feel confident that the dungeon can be crashed successfully.
Brae's Tower Trip
On thursday, Heir of Time Rise Emit's sister, Brae Emit, was seen taking the elevator down to the underworld, reportedly distributing cookies and curry to The Fallen.
The food Brae brought was enchanted, so as to be easily consumed by ghosts with minimal issues. Reportedly, she made a lot of friends among the late branches of her family, even accumulating a number of voluntarily offered favor IOU's from them in return. It is unknown what effect this will have on The Fallen in the long term, though it is quite clear that they are loved and cared for dearly by their sister.
Brae returned home late at night the same day, confirmed by Alpha Rise to be unharmed.
Charles and the pokemon tcg projector
The next day, Rogue of Heart Charles announced the testing of their pokemon trading card game projector device, allowing for pokemon tcg to be played with the same sort of technical visual flair as they do in the yu-gi-oh animes. However, the way it was set up apparently does not have the equipment available for two card game players, instead having only one, with the opponent using real pokemon against the projections. Charles used a fire monotype team, with a lot of Blaine's cards in places. Witch of Time Barcrawler showed up with her Golett Clayton, and Brae Emit showed up with her own pokemon, notably Pokey the Galarian Slowbro, Stella the Clefable, and Aqua the Azumaril.
Reportedly, there were some communication issues during the match, with Charles being inscrutable as ever, and the battle eventually ended in a forfeit after the room that the match took place in got a hole in the wall, which let water inside, due to being an underwater ocean base. Thankfully, the rooms were apparently designed to be modularly sealed, so the group only had to take their important items and escape to the next room over.
I feel like building an arena in an underwater base where beams will be fired was likely not the best idea. It is unknown when the tcg battle projector will be operational again, considering maintenance after possible standing water damage.
I think that about covers it. I never seen a slowpoke with such a determined and serious disposition like Dee-dee. If they feel like returning to their group after healing, I'll let them go, but if not, I'll be there for them.
But for now, I need sleep. Goodnight!
charcherry-weekly.tumblr.com/post/667732535585931264/charcherry-weekly-issue-67
Edit: it has come to my attention that Brae Emit has not become Galar champion like previously assumed. Apologies for the accidental misinformation.