Charcherry Weekly - Issue 34
Mar 20, 2021 0:52:19 GMT -8
Post by SJmun on Mar 20, 2021 0:52:19 GMT -8
shinyJiggly posted at [ 1:52am ] on [ 3/20/21 ], from [ Nick's house, Desertia town, Desertia ]
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 34
The Charcherry Weekly
Heya, Nick is kinda overwhelmed tonight so I'm gonna be taking over for this week. I'm Garnett Garren, Prince of Time, and Nick's post-reset sibling. Now keep in mind that I'm no professional newsletter writer. I'd say I'm more of a journalist but in a more journal-y manner. That being said, you gotta read my stuff this week so nyah :b
At the beginning of the week, I was summoned from the SBARGv2 session to accompany your dear newsletter writer Nick Card on a trip across an undisclosed solar system. Using our combined powers, we were able to make the trip in approximately 8-10 hours, including the long lunch break we took in the middle.
We rode through space in Nick's driverless car, which they had gotten back when they lived on a meteor. Not gonna lie, that's like, almost a miracle that they've kept that thing for so long. Like, neither of us are really all that much into cars anyways. They probably only keep it because it literally drives itself.
Anyways, we eventually got to the meet-up point and did a trade. We got an undisclosed amount of flower bushes for the price of one memetic chaos dress, which the receiving party actually kinda liked for some reason? After that, we went back home using Nick's ultra clock, and promptly got some freaking sleep.
Earlier that day, I had promised my partner in crime, Mage of Life Blaze [ REDACTED ], that I would return to the medium as soon as possible, but knowing I'd be in close contact with those that could probably do more than me in regards to Blaze's plight, I decided to stick around for longer than expected. It's... been tough getting used to being somewhere that feels so much more real than the medium. But mostly the fact that I had to leave a friend behind who would only be able to escape that place if her mission to cleanse the incipisphere of all glitches were completed, or some other overly complicated loophole that would probably be undone soon after. I'm still trying to find somebody to help out, but so far progress is being slow, and it sucks. She doesn't deserve to suffer so much, especially considering how vital her task is to keeping the place clean.
At some point, an explosion happened somewhere in town. Apparently Knight of Space Zowera Careon used the explosion juice on a very tiny camera that he had enlarged with his space powers to investigate it.
Apparently it was filled with demon flesh or something? There's also like, 17 more of those at ultra-tiny size in Charles's room apparently.
Earlier today, Rogue of Heart Charles mysteriously disappeared in the greenhouse, leaving his netnavi Enker behind. Apparently he sneezed on the wrong flower bush and it sent him to another dimension. It just so happened to be the dimension where a very inactive roleplay that he rebooted takes place.
He managed to wake up a handful of characters, some of them being written for by members of the group over here, and some apparently independent of anyone's suggestion, considering that Witch of Time Delta Kitten was found toppled over in the middle of the road while her character was threatening Charles with a FREAKING GUN.
Meanwhile Charles was on the verge of losing himself to Ultimate Sickness (or would that be the exact opposite of losing one's self in that case? I'm not sure.), and the realm apparently started cracking apart around him. Doesn't make much sense to me, to be honest. To facilitate things, I had to write some things for Slim Shady the zorua to do and say while Charles and everything he touched was falling apart at the seams.
Meanwhile, Heir of Time Ren Emit decided to grab a flower from the bush that charles sneezed on, write out an intense introduction to an egg, use the flower to go to the hotel, and then instead of rescuing everyone right then and there, they just unloaded their spirit into the egg and became a helpless wiggling egg in the middle of a dramatic moment and I swear, if Zowera didn't become friends with Ren, I would have left their eggy ass in that hotel realm. Ren should consider themself lucky.
After that, everyone in the hotel lobby had a slapfight over the teleporting flower until it finally teleported them away back to Desertia. If the memo is anything to go by, the hotel returned back to a stable state after Charles (and everyone else) left it.
Upon reappearing, Nick's lighty senses immediately went off and they practically broke a plate running off towards the action. Of course though, they got overwhelmed by the sheer everything in front of them and I had to show up to offer support while a pile of previously fictional (though they were probably always real already) characters, a literal pokemon fox thing, a karmic fuck-you meteor atop the empty shell once inhabited by Ren, a perfectly unharmed egg the size of a breadbox (breadboxes are those boxes that contain bread, right?), and Charles, freshly revived and yet the second meteor in the bunch ripped his freaking leg off?! Honestly, how the heck are we supposed to be safe against meteors if they can just crash into the dome any time that cosmic forces want to do something against us? Like, I get it: punishment for Charles skirting judgement via his sheer morally gray qualities, and Ren was only like, probably mostly undoomed rather than entirely undoomed by June's intervention last week? But still! it doesn't make me feel any better about my own safety! How do I know the powers that be won't just launch a meteor at me? (ugh, I can practically hear Nick standing on the roof tempting fate at this point... where did they fall into the hole of such intense exact-self destruction anyways?)
Anyhow, Charles fixed most of the larger hole with duct tape, Zowera used a heal-y gun on Charles which kinda started making his leg grow back?? Though I think he passed out from the blood loss on top of the dome anyways. Also, Zowera claimed the Ren egg and promptly went straight back to his own hotel room.
At this point, I'm not sure what to do next. Maybe try giving Blaze one of those teleporty flowers? Maybe ask these new peeps what they can do about an absolute mess of a session?
Considering that Ren is egg now, Nick's original plan of getting them to do things instead is probably out, unless egg wiggle can defeat glitches. For all I know, Ren egg could wind up becoming badegg, or egg that hatches into egg very easily from glitches.
Also, what was the deal with all the falling apart centered upon Charles? does this have any connection to the demonic micro-cameras? Is there just something about Charles being a heart player that has anything to do with what happened?
I swear, these days have more questions than answers, and at this point we may want to make that flower bush limited access, considering the chaotic power it seems to have.
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 34
The Charcherry Weekly
Heya, Nick is kinda overwhelmed tonight so I'm gonna be taking over for this week. I'm Garnett Garren, Prince of Time, and Nick's post-reset sibling. Now keep in mind that I'm no professional newsletter writer. I'd say I'm more of a journalist but in a more journal-y manner. That being said, you gotta read my stuff this week so nyah :b
At the beginning of the week, I was summoned from the SBARGv2 session to accompany your dear newsletter writer Nick Card on a trip across an undisclosed solar system. Using our combined powers, we were able to make the trip in approximately 8-10 hours, including the long lunch break we took in the middle.
We rode through space in Nick's driverless car, which they had gotten back when they lived on a meteor. Not gonna lie, that's like, almost a miracle that they've kept that thing for so long. Like, neither of us are really all that much into cars anyways. They probably only keep it because it literally drives itself.
Anyways, we eventually got to the meet-up point and did a trade. We got an undisclosed amount of flower bushes for the price of one memetic chaos dress, which the receiving party actually kinda liked for some reason? After that, we went back home using Nick's ultra clock, and promptly got some freaking sleep.
Earlier that day, I had promised my partner in crime, Mage of Life Blaze [ REDACTED ], that I would return to the medium as soon as possible, but knowing I'd be in close contact with those that could probably do more than me in regards to Blaze's plight, I decided to stick around for longer than expected. It's... been tough getting used to being somewhere that feels so much more real than the medium. But mostly the fact that I had to leave a friend behind who would only be able to escape that place if her mission to cleanse the incipisphere of all glitches were completed, or some other overly complicated loophole that would probably be undone soon after. I'm still trying to find somebody to help out, but so far progress is being slow, and it sucks. She doesn't deserve to suffer so much, especially considering how vital her task is to keeping the place clean.
At some point, an explosion happened somewhere in town. Apparently Knight of Space Zowera Careon used the explosion juice on a very tiny camera that he had enlarged with his space powers to investigate it.
Apparently it was filled with demon flesh or something? There's also like, 17 more of those at ultra-tiny size in Charles's room apparently.
Earlier today, Rogue of Heart Charles mysteriously disappeared in the greenhouse, leaving his netnavi Enker behind. Apparently he sneezed on the wrong flower bush and it sent him to another dimension. It just so happened to be the dimension where a very inactive roleplay that he rebooted takes place.
He managed to wake up a handful of characters, some of them being written for by members of the group over here, and some apparently independent of anyone's suggestion, considering that Witch of Time Delta Kitten was found toppled over in the middle of the road while her character was threatening Charles with a FREAKING GUN.
Meanwhile Charles was on the verge of losing himself to Ultimate Sickness (or would that be the exact opposite of losing one's self in that case? I'm not sure.), and the realm apparently started cracking apart around him. Doesn't make much sense to me, to be honest. To facilitate things, I had to write some things for Slim Shady the zorua to do and say while Charles and everything he touched was falling apart at the seams.
Meanwhile, Heir of Time Ren Emit decided to grab a flower from the bush that charles sneezed on, write out an intense introduction to an egg, use the flower to go to the hotel, and then instead of rescuing everyone right then and there, they just unloaded their spirit into the egg and became a helpless wiggling egg in the middle of a dramatic moment and I swear, if Zowera didn't become friends with Ren, I would have left their eggy ass in that hotel realm. Ren should consider themself lucky.
After that, everyone in the hotel lobby had a slapfight over the teleporting flower until it finally teleported them away back to Desertia. If the memo is anything to go by, the hotel returned back to a stable state after Charles (and everyone else) left it.
Upon reappearing, Nick's lighty senses immediately went off and they practically broke a plate running off towards the action. Of course though, they got overwhelmed by the sheer everything in front of them and I had to show up to offer support while a pile of previously fictional (though they were probably always real already) characters, a literal pokemon fox thing, a karmic fuck-you meteor atop the empty shell once inhabited by Ren, a perfectly unharmed egg the size of a breadbox (breadboxes are those boxes that contain bread, right?), and Charles, freshly revived and yet the second meteor in the bunch ripped his freaking leg off?! Honestly, how the heck are we supposed to be safe against meteors if they can just crash into the dome any time that cosmic forces want to do something against us? Like, I get it: punishment for Charles skirting judgement via his sheer morally gray qualities, and Ren was only like, probably mostly undoomed rather than entirely undoomed by June's intervention last week? But still! it doesn't make me feel any better about my own safety! How do I know the powers that be won't just launch a meteor at me? (ugh, I can practically hear Nick standing on the roof tempting fate at this point... where did they fall into the hole of such intense exact-self destruction anyways?)
Anyhow, Charles fixed most of the larger hole with duct tape, Zowera used a heal-y gun on Charles which kinda started making his leg grow back?? Though I think he passed out from the blood loss on top of the dome anyways. Also, Zowera claimed the Ren egg and promptly went straight back to his own hotel room.
At this point, I'm not sure what to do next. Maybe try giving Blaze one of those teleporty flowers? Maybe ask these new peeps what they can do about an absolute mess of a session?
Considering that Ren is egg now, Nick's original plan of getting them to do things instead is probably out, unless egg wiggle can defeat glitches. For all I know, Ren egg could wind up becoming badegg, or egg that hatches into egg very easily from glitches.
Also, what was the deal with all the falling apart centered upon Charles? does this have any connection to the demonic micro-cameras? Is there just something about Charles being a heart player that has anything to do with what happened?
I swear, these days have more questions than answers, and at this point we may want to make that flower bush limited access, considering the chaotic power it seems to have.