Charcherry Weekly - Issue 15
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 15
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello! Mage of Light Nick here! I am so freaking glad to be home from that blursed vacation! I am gonna get so much sleep soon, but for now I really need to write this newsletter.
Spoopy Happenings on Halloween
On October 31st, our group's vacation at the Sea-Saw resort took a turn off the deep-end. Not only did the entire resort become encased in a thick fog-filled dreambubble, but the spirits of those who had lost their lives there had begun roaming and overall the entire group was on edge. It got to such a point that Rogue of heart Charles lead everyone into the stargate temple to hide for hours on end, as Tracy got attacked by an alleged impostor on the beach. Reportedly, Barcrawler!Katie sacrificed herself to heal Tracy and... I'm not sure how to feel about that. Perhaps I should leave my feelings out of my journalism, but I feel laying my feels on the table shows my perspective better than when the voice of the piece is disguised as an impartial one.
Meanwhile, Heir of Time Rise Emit, and your dear newsletter writer Mage of Light Nick Card managed to reunite a pair of twins who had been poisoned years ago. I sorta think that me and Rise became closer friends after that, though I could be wrong.
The Spoop continues...
On October the 32nd(?!), is when the disappearances had begun. Heir of Hope Hazel Careon was the first to be taken in the night, apparently having been dragged away in a struggle.
Charles was also assumed to have been taken, but he was later found on the beach suffering from botox poisoning, next to a still unidentified dog skeleton. Your dear newsletter writer and Bounty Hunter Samus worked together to carry him to his aptly-numbered room, room C-4. It also happens to have a backwards-installed door for some unknown reason. We worked together to try and bring down his burning fever, but it turned out he was trying to do his trademark phoenix warp technique and wound up asploding outside, good as new. Later on, it was revealed that the stargate had been turned into a toxic cake-like substance.
In relieving news, we still had contact with the outside during this, and with the assistance of Rise's Fae sister Brae Emit and warlock of Time Coleman, we were able to have enough supplies to allow our group to survive the suddenly hostile conditions of the hell bubble.
On October the 33rd (why am I even numbering these days like this, we all know it was really November the 2nd but aaagh), A doppelganger who appeared to be very similar to Rise appeared at the resort, and succeeded in killing Knight of Space Zowera Careon, until he managed to revive due to lack of judgement reasons. "Ruse", the Rise doppelganger, disappeared after that, for the time being.
Ruse later reappeared in the dining room, conspiring to trick the "impostor" into eating the stargate cake with a banana, which due to complicated chemistry stuff, would have apparently caused the entire planet of hotdoggin to potentially blow up. Now who in the heck had the bright idea to make these stargates out of something that could go supernuke-tier? Like, I get that usually its inert, but in cake form its a major hazard!!! Quite thankfully, Ace Prosecutor Lightyears Edgeworth managed to save everyone by threatening the "impostor" with a taser.
Katie was called upon to reverse the stargate cake out of cake form, and she was able to do this with Coleman's time sword, the Tallandor. The resulting gate was incomplete, but at least it wasn't liable to explode.
The next day, a great deal of the party, including Desertian President Witch of Time Katyleen Kitten, was abducted in the night. It was at that point that the party began to prepare to actually crash the freaking dungeon nearby already.
The day after, your dear newsletter writer was abducted and strapped to the Dungeon Core, and I can say for certain that it is a terrible experience. I'm honestly not sure how I recovered so much afterwards. Maybe my tendency to sleep through most things helped to some degree? Perhaps spending a few years in the void increased my resistance? Maybe I'm just plain lucky? I have no idea.
Regardless, apparently the remaining party staying at the resort threw a slumber party in the lobby without me. :c
Reportedly, Page of Light Tracy's bed wound up making its way down the stairs in a series of shenanigans that I can only believe due to Charles being heavily involved.
Creeper, Aw Man...
On October the 36th, the remaining party made their way to the dungeon, despite the darkness of the night refusing to subside in protest.
The party included Heir of Time Rise, Rogue of Heart Charles, Ace Prosecutor Lightyears Edgeworth, Heir of Void Jamie, Bounty Hunter Samus, small child Drazra, Rise's Fae sister Brae Emit, and Page of Light Tracy.
On the way there, they encountered Doppelganger Ruse, and fought in the darkness. Reportedly, Jamie was able to strike a vital blow against Ruse, causing them to abscond. The darkness reportedly gave way to mist after that.
The party entered the mine and made their way down an elevator to an eventual fork in the road. Reportedly, Ruse attempted to sparta kick the entire party down a pit, though a few of them hung on. Regardless of struggle, they soon were separated and were forced to fight their own sandbags to presumably harvest stickers and CDs from. Apparently this did not take too long, as prizes were given after every strike.
The party soon reunited and continued on to... a workout room? Does this even belong in a dungeon??
Apparently it was entirely empty, aside from the workout equipment present.
In the next room, the party faced a timeshare presenter only listed as "the shadowy figure". I'll have to ask what their name is at some point later on. It was here that the party found Mai's boyfriend Nico of Earth, tied to a chair. Apparently, Samus beat up the shadowy figure to a degree and Edgeworth put them in handcuffs, to later be taken to jail.
After a light puzzle involving Samus using her morph ball to get through a vent, the party moved on, and reportedly faced off against Windbreaker Corner Store Clerk Darla. Apparently they had a light debate, that ended in her getting tazed by Edgeworth and knocked over. Apparently she regretted her decision to assist voidco after being told about just how deep their evil practices go.
After this, the party finally arrived and rescued your dear newsletter writer and everyone else. It took a long while to get everything sorted, but eventually Brae made a mushroom portal, Rise armed a bomb, Zowera disabled the cube and the bubble expansion, and Charles managed to retrieve Barcrawler, with some assistance. With everyone exhausted from the dungeon, we all went to bed at the resort.
Also, apparently this was on Rise and Brae's shared birthday.
Wrapping things up
The next day, the party began packing for our trip back to Desertia.
On the front desk in the lobby, this letter was found:
Reportedly, a magic practicing individual by the name of Leta had arrived at the Resort in the night, with her glistenwing familiar Kii. Reportedly they're pretty decent, though Kii is apparently a little ball of anger and frustration. Reportedly, another heir of void, identified as Mimi (So&so?), had been rescued the night before, and joined us back to Desertia.
Rogue of Heart Charles erected a new stargate in front of the resort to make travel much easier. Its admittedly a little weird feeling going through it, but its neat either way.
Heir of Hope Hazel Careon managed to speak to both Resort Owner Benson Baker, as well as Windbreaker Corner Store Clerk Darla. The former was trapped by his remorse but too immobilized to improve the resort on his own. The latter pledged to rebuild the torn island community. Further details have yet to be given.
I think I'm going to focus more on None Pizza With Left Beef this month, I need a break from that cursed vacation.
Until next time!
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 15
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello! Mage of Light Nick here! I am so freaking glad to be home from that blursed vacation! I am gonna get so much sleep soon, but for now I really need to write this newsletter.
Spoopy Happenings on Halloween
On October 31st, our group's vacation at the Sea-Saw resort took a turn off the deep-end. Not only did the entire resort become encased in a thick fog-filled dreambubble, but the spirits of those who had lost their lives there had begun roaming and overall the entire group was on edge. It got to such a point that Rogue of heart Charles lead everyone into the stargate temple to hide for hours on end, as Tracy got attacked by an alleged impostor on the beach. Reportedly, Barcrawler!Katie sacrificed herself to heal Tracy and... I'm not sure how to feel about that. Perhaps I should leave my feelings out of my journalism, but I feel laying my feels on the table shows my perspective better than when the voice of the piece is disguised as an impartial one.
Meanwhile, Heir of Time Rise Emit, and your dear newsletter writer Mage of Light Nick Card managed to reunite a pair of twins who had been poisoned years ago. I sorta think that me and Rise became closer friends after that, though I could be wrong.
The Spoop continues...
On October the 32nd(?!), is when the disappearances had begun. Heir of Hope Hazel Careon was the first to be taken in the night, apparently having been dragged away in a struggle.
Charles was also assumed to have been taken, but he was later found on the beach suffering from botox poisoning, next to a still unidentified dog skeleton. Your dear newsletter writer and Bounty Hunter Samus worked together to carry him to his aptly-numbered room, room C-4. It also happens to have a backwards-installed door for some unknown reason. We worked together to try and bring down his burning fever, but it turned out he was trying to do his trademark phoenix warp technique and wound up asploding outside, good as new. Later on, it was revealed that the stargate had been turned into a toxic cake-like substance.
In relieving news, we still had contact with the outside during this, and with the assistance of Rise's Fae sister Brae Emit and warlock of Time Coleman, we were able to have enough supplies to allow our group to survive the suddenly hostile conditions of the hell bubble.
On October the 33rd (why am I even numbering these days like this, we all know it was really November the 2nd but aaagh), A doppelganger who appeared to be very similar to Rise appeared at the resort, and succeeded in killing Knight of Space Zowera Careon, until he managed to revive due to lack of judgement reasons. "Ruse", the Rise doppelganger, disappeared after that, for the time being.
Ruse later reappeared in the dining room, conspiring to trick the "impostor" into eating the stargate cake with a banana, which due to complicated chemistry stuff, would have apparently caused the entire planet of hotdoggin to potentially blow up. Now who in the heck had the bright idea to make these stargates out of something that could go supernuke-tier? Like, I get that usually its inert, but in cake form its a major hazard!!! Quite thankfully, Ace Prosecutor Lightyears Edgeworth managed to save everyone by threatening the "impostor" with a taser.
Katie was called upon to reverse the stargate cake out of cake form, and she was able to do this with Coleman's time sword, the Tallandor. The resulting gate was incomplete, but at least it wasn't liable to explode.
The next day, a great deal of the party, including Desertian President Witch of Time Katyleen Kitten, was abducted in the night. It was at that point that the party began to prepare to actually crash the freaking dungeon nearby already.
The day after, your dear newsletter writer was abducted and strapped to the Dungeon Core, and I can say for certain that it is a terrible experience. I'm honestly not sure how I recovered so much afterwards. Maybe my tendency to sleep through most things helped to some degree? Perhaps spending a few years in the void increased my resistance? Maybe I'm just plain lucky? I have no idea.
Regardless, apparently the remaining party staying at the resort threw a slumber party in the lobby without me. :c
Reportedly, Page of Light Tracy's bed wound up making its way down the stairs in a series of shenanigans that I can only believe due to Charles being heavily involved.
Creeper, Aw Man...
On October the 36th, the remaining party made their way to the dungeon, despite the darkness of the night refusing to subside in protest.
The party included Heir of Time Rise, Rogue of Heart Charles, Ace Prosecutor Lightyears Edgeworth, Heir of Void Jamie, Bounty Hunter Samus, small child Drazra, Rise's Fae sister Brae Emit, and Page of Light Tracy.
On the way there, they encountered Doppelganger Ruse, and fought in the darkness. Reportedly, Jamie was able to strike a vital blow against Ruse, causing them to abscond. The darkness reportedly gave way to mist after that.
The party entered the mine and made their way down an elevator to an eventual fork in the road. Reportedly, Ruse attempted to sparta kick the entire party down a pit, though a few of them hung on. Regardless of struggle, they soon were separated and were forced to fight their own sandbags to presumably harvest stickers and CDs from. Apparently this did not take too long, as prizes were given after every strike.
The party soon reunited and continued on to... a workout room? Does this even belong in a dungeon??
Apparently it was entirely empty, aside from the workout equipment present.
In the next room, the party faced a timeshare presenter only listed as "the shadowy figure". I'll have to ask what their name is at some point later on. It was here that the party found Mai's boyfriend Nico of Earth, tied to a chair. Apparently, Samus beat up the shadowy figure to a degree and Edgeworth put them in handcuffs, to later be taken to jail.
After a light puzzle involving Samus using her morph ball to get through a vent, the party moved on, and reportedly faced off against Windbreaker Corner Store Clerk Darla. Apparently they had a light debate, that ended in her getting tazed by Edgeworth and knocked over. Apparently she regretted her decision to assist voidco after being told about just how deep their evil practices go.
After this, the party finally arrived and rescued your dear newsletter writer and everyone else. It took a long while to get everything sorted, but eventually Brae made a mushroom portal, Rise armed a bomb, Zowera disabled the cube and the bubble expansion, and Charles managed to retrieve Barcrawler, with some assistance. With everyone exhausted from the dungeon, we all went to bed at the resort.
Also, apparently this was on Rise and Brae's shared birthday.
Wrapping things up
The next day, the party began packing for our trip back to Desertia.
On the front desk in the lobby, this letter was found:
Dear esteemed guests,
I must apologize for the hardship you have faced in the past few days. The bubble is rapidly shrinking but I think I can write this fast enough. I would like to thank you on behalf of all the staff here bound to this resort.
You are free to stay as long as you wish, as well as leave whenever you choose, though regrettably you will need to find a way to maintain this place. With the curse broken, those that we had been forced to kill may one day find peace, though I doubt I myself will ever be free of the weight of my sins as the prior owner of this resort, who allowed voidco to conduct business with us, and carried out their will. If you wish to speak to me personally, I'll be in the bathtub in room E-1.
I wish you all the best in your travels.
-Bean Benson Baker
I must apologize for the hardship you have faced in the past few days. The bubble is rapidly shrinking but I think I can write this fast enough. I would like to thank you on behalf of all the staff here bound to this resort.
You are free to stay as long as you wish, as well as leave whenever you choose, though regrettably you will need to find a way to maintain this place. With the curse broken, those that we had been forced to kill may one day find peace, though I doubt I myself will ever be free of the weight of my sins as the prior owner of this resort, who allowed voidco to conduct business with us, and carried out their will. If you wish to speak to me personally, I'll be in the bathtub in room E-1.
I wish you all the best in your travels.
-
Reportedly, a magic practicing individual by the name of Leta had arrived at the Resort in the night, with her glistenwing familiar Kii. Reportedly they're pretty decent, though Kii is apparently a little ball of anger and frustration. Reportedly, another heir of void, identified as Mimi (So&so?), had been rescued the night before, and joined us back to Desertia.
Rogue of Heart Charles erected a new stargate in front of the resort to make travel much easier. Its admittedly a little weird feeling going through it, but its neat either way.
Heir of Hope Hazel Careon managed to speak to both Resort Owner Benson Baker, as well as Windbreaker Corner Store Clerk Darla. The former was trapped by his remorse but too immobilized to improve the resort on his own. The latter pledged to rebuild the torn island community. Further details have yet to be given.
I think I'm going to focus more on None Pizza With Left Beef this month, I need a break from that cursed vacation.
Until next time!
