Charcherry Weekly - Issue 7
Sept 12, 2020 0:58:32 GMT -8
Post by SJmun on Sept 12, 2020 0:58:32 GMT -8
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 7
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone! Mage of Light Nick here! Fairly quiet this week, but there's still stuff to report on!
Wakey Wakey
Page of Light Tracy has successfully awakened from her slumber! The date of the journey to the requested region has yet to occur however.
Two Pranksters: the third prankster
Prince of Time River has continued their prank war against Rogue of Heart Charles, with a great deal of minor inconveniences scattered all over the place. Currently discovered pranks reportedly include "appearing in same bed while eating chips", "replacing foil nightcap with casserole foil nightcap" (still the same material, just with more casserole on it), "set off alarm system", and "cover your floor in meticulously up-pointed thumbtacks". One of these very well be a meta-prank of some sort, whatever that's supposed to mean (River, what the heck are you telling me to write in this one exactly?).
However, River is not alone in this,as it seems a third party has possibly entered the fray?
Both Charles's and River's doors have been rigged to a set of birthday decorations, despite their birthdays not being anywhere near this week. The third member of the prank war is still a complete mystery, though there are some very likely guesses...
Un-expand Tower
Bard of Void Nate has recently upgraded his incredibly tall tower, giving it the ability to retract into the ground, deep into Starter's crust. Having descended to the point of only having two of its floors aboveground, it has been revealed that Nate has a mansion on top of this tower, as it was previously so many thousands of feet off the ground that most could not even see the top unless going up into space or something.
Quit your dayjob 2x combob
Very recently, Janet formerly of Drednak and Mei of Hepi have quit their jobs at their respective workplaces, citing the uniquely terrible conditions of each. Mei still has to stick out the last handful of days left on the notice but Janet has just up and left, and with good reason! She was literally drinking that code juice until it like, practically replaced her bodily fluids or something! They both plan on bringng their corners of expertise to Desertia, which will provide much better benefits and treatment than their old places of employment.
Let's go Lesbeans
Janet of Desertia and Drenya have reunited after five years of absence, reportedly once being very close before Drenya went missing. Now that they have gotten back together, it seems they are quite close. So close, that they got engaged this week!
As someone who has been living with Drenya for at least a week or two, I truly wish them the best regarding their relationship.
A date and location for their wedding has not been given yet, though reportedly Drenya wants one "fairly soon", despite logistical difficulties in planning such an important event in such a short timespan.
Return to LoHaN
Prince of Time River Garren and your cranky and tired newsletter writer Nick Card have taken a trip to the Land of Holes and Numbers, and are currently staying at our home. Oddly enough, it has more furniture present than River remembers leaving here, though most treasured items are indeed missing. It is assumed that either rift reasons or timeloop reasons are to blame for this.
Further investigation is planned for later.
*insert tf2 reference here*
Rogue of Heart Charles has taken off on one of those huge warships, on its way towards the Milky Way Galaxy.
Continuing through warp space or whatever its called, it will take until some time on saturday (technically today as of writing but whatever) for it to reach the destination.
In the meantime, Charles apparently tried to teleport bread and it fell apart because the ship was going at FTL (faster than light) speeds at the time.
So yeah, don't take the transportalizer if one of the ends is going faster than light.
Into the looking glass
Mage of Rage Lezah Neorac has regained contact with the group after an extended leave of absence. Following this, he has reportedly gone on a roundabout journey that has lead him from the Dream Dome to one of Rise Emit's distant memories, via the Elevator of the Fallen, which he apparently broke the controls to.
According to Lezah, Heir of Hope Sponge Careon was spotted with an unidentified group not too far away, apparently purposefully avoided for esoteric reasons. Lezah managed to contact one of The Fallen by breaking their script while in a combat situation. They directed him towards the 4th floor.
Further details unknown.
Alright, I need to get some freaking sleep now. I have a game to finish on the 15th.
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 7
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone! Mage of Light Nick here! Fairly quiet this week, but there's still stuff to report on!
Wakey Wakey
Page of Light Tracy has successfully awakened from her slumber! The date of the journey to the requested region has yet to occur however.
Two Pranksters: the third prankster
Prince of Time River has continued their prank war against Rogue of Heart Charles, with a great deal of minor inconveniences scattered all over the place. Currently discovered pranks reportedly include "appearing in same bed while eating chips", "replacing foil nightcap with casserole foil nightcap" (still the same material, just with more casserole on it), "set off alarm system", and "cover your floor in meticulously up-pointed thumbtacks". One of these very well be a meta-prank of some sort, whatever that's supposed to mean (River, what the heck are you telling me to write in this one exactly?).
However, River is not alone in this,as it seems a third party has possibly entered the fray?
Both Charles's and River's doors have been rigged to a set of birthday decorations, despite their birthdays not being anywhere near this week. The third member of the prank war is still a complete mystery, though there are some very likely guesses...
Un-expand Tower
Bard of Void Nate has recently upgraded his incredibly tall tower, giving it the ability to retract into the ground, deep into Starter's crust. Having descended to the point of only having two of its floors aboveground, it has been revealed that Nate has a mansion on top of this tower, as it was previously so many thousands of feet off the ground that most could not even see the top unless going up into space or something.
Quit your dayjob 2x combob
Very recently, Janet formerly of Drednak and Mei of Hepi have quit their jobs at their respective workplaces, citing the uniquely terrible conditions of each. Mei still has to stick out the last handful of days left on the notice but Janet has just up and left, and with good reason! She was literally drinking that code juice until it like, practically replaced her bodily fluids or something! They both plan on bringng their corners of expertise to Desertia, which will provide much better benefits and treatment than their old places of employment.
Let's go Lesbeans
Janet of Desertia and Drenya have reunited after five years of absence, reportedly once being very close before Drenya went missing. Now that they have gotten back together, it seems they are quite close. So close, that they got engaged this week!
As someone who has been living with Drenya for at least a week or two, I truly wish them the best regarding their relationship.
A date and location for their wedding has not been given yet, though reportedly Drenya wants one "fairly soon", despite logistical difficulties in planning such an important event in such a short timespan.
Return to LoHaN
Prince of Time River Garren and your cranky and tired newsletter writer Nick Card have taken a trip to the Land of Holes and Numbers, and are currently staying at our home. Oddly enough, it has more furniture present than River remembers leaving here, though most treasured items are indeed missing. It is assumed that either rift reasons or timeloop reasons are to blame for this.
Further investigation is planned for later.
*insert tf2 reference here*
Rogue of Heart Charles has taken off on one of those huge warships, on its way towards the Milky Way Galaxy.
Continuing through warp space or whatever its called, it will take until some time on saturday (technically today as of writing but whatever) for it to reach the destination.
In the meantime, Charles apparently tried to teleport bread and it fell apart because the ship was going at FTL (faster than light) speeds at the time.
So yeah, don't take the transportalizer if one of the ends is going faster than light.
Into the looking glass
Mage of Rage Lezah Neorac has regained contact with the group after an extended leave of absence. Following this, he has reportedly gone on a roundabout journey that has lead him from the Dream Dome to one of Rise Emit's distant memories, via the Elevator of the Fallen, which he apparently broke the controls to.
According to Lezah, Heir of Hope Sponge Careon was spotted with an unidentified group not too far away, apparently purposefully avoided for esoteric reasons. Lezah managed to contact one of The Fallen by breaking their script while in a combat situation. They directed him towards the 4th floor.
Further details unknown.
Alright, I need to get some freaking sleep now. I have a game to finish on the 15th.