Charcherry Weekly - Issue 5
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 5
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone! Mage of Light Nick here! I managed to get a great deal of help from a series of anonymous informants so hopefully it doesn't take me all night to write everything this time... I hope.
Getting a Shoe in the Door
Big news today on the 22nd as Kek of Kekco ™ has made his official leap into the presidential running for Desertia.
He was reported to have said “who need business license?? business?? maybe. but not family. not KekCo™️” overlooking the fact that a business license is what make most businesses a business. Rustye Furreh briefly acted as a staff member on Kek's team before splitting off to start her own campaign.
This campaign of hers appears to have ended in disaster, as her press conference was sabotaged by flaming teleported playing cards last moment.
Lightbringer Trial Update
Legal proceedings are still ongoing for accused space pirate and possible mass murderer Charles, who may have been the captain of the mysterious ship known as the Light Bringer. His whereabouts are currently subject to speculation, but trial proceedings will begin Aug 30th at 4:00 PM CDT. Reportedly, the prosecutor will be the famous Bueroucratian prosecutor Lightyears Edgeworth. Rustye seems to have the hots for him.
Expected to represent Charles in court is a future version of Katie, as the current version of her is far too injured and drained from recent adventures.
Will she be able to clear his name?
A Cat from the Sky!
A hornless cat-troll by the name of Drenya has landed in Charcherry recently. She appears to be very lonely and is an obligate carnivore, presumably. It appears she has moved in with me, your dear main newsletter writer.
In my opinion, she makes for good company, especially considering she doesn't cause much chaos, aside from basic catlike antics. Also nice to talk to.
Is this the end of my loneliest chapter?
An Autumnal Welcome
This week, Brae Emit has recieved a handful of guests to her apparently beautiful farm on Autumnal. Many seeking lemons, conversation, and solace. Reportedly, Rise and Brae wound up building a chicken coop together from scratch.
Unfortunately, these visits became more strained after Brae began reportedly phasing and dripping ink everywhere for still unforseen reasons. This has also delayed the search for chickens to populate the chicken coop.
Drunk Across Time
By using a strange substance known as "time booze", Charles had managed to get Katie drunk earlier in the day, while another version of herself was at the wheel as she was recovering from her intense legal work the day before.
The Mystery of Eddie
Also during that day, a hostile spaceship landed in charcherry forest, having gotten past the desertian blockades with an EMP. This ship contained a queen who had tried to kidnap Mage of Mind Eddie, forcing him to transform into a large fuzzy wolf. This wound up being her downfall.
Thankfully Eddie changed back after calming down, with many of us petting his soft fur until he shrank to average size once more.
Horror and Tragedy on Creknam
An SOS message from planet Creknam had been picked up by *Jackbot, an ai recently freed from servitude and recently connected to the friendship network. It is still unknown who sent that message, but a party was assembled, including Witch of Time Katie Kitten, Warlock of Time Coleman, Ex-sprite Buddy, *Aperture, yours truly Mage of Light Nick Card, apparent Page of Light Tracy, and Maid of Heart Rustye Furreh.
The Sos exploration team spent a fair amount of time figuring out how to get there before settling on just using one of the warships. A mysterious figure known as Wasp also joined the party. After a bit of time, the group arrived at the planet. The warlock seemed sure that this would end up like a horror film. It almost did. It turns out that the dungeon contained a Vault tec experiment, with a series of disturbing creatures I'd rather not remember. Thankfully they were eventually neutralized with fire.
Unfortunately, the rescue mission was considered a bust, as a gunshot noise on the way out, coupled with the sheer lack of life signature readings outside of the party after that had all but confirmed the worst. Despite failing the main objective, valuable data was extracted from the dungeon core found there, which was already in an nonworking condition at the time of visiting.
Warlock's Research
All during this week, Warlock of Time Coleman has been studying and experimenting with the recovered aspect cores. He managed to create a time-focusing blade, and a space focusing ring. An incident occurred involving apparent Muse of Breath Selrahc breaking into the AC Memorial Robotics Lab/Hotel, which prompted Coleman to release the aspect energy from the recovered cores. This caused a shift in aspect energy balances, which ultimately caused scar tissue to appear on Gene's face. This has caused slight effects to users of the four aspects of note (time, space, light, void).
It is unknown how far this research will go after that incident. The space focusing ring had been given to Brae, but shortly after the inky effects began appearing, raising the question if the ring caused it or not.
Isaac's evil looking castle or something idk
An ominous castle has appeared in Desertia, apparently the residence of Isaac Reuben. This sudden castle seems to be part of his presidential campaign. He was interviewed by DSPAN reporters relaying sent-in questions and reportedly sounded just like a politician.
While he seems admirable in his current stance on the well being of others, it is a question if elements from his past will cause any setbacks for his campaign.
Static Issues?
A strange static has been reported from the replicator in Desertia, having reportedly infected Ex-sprite Buddy.
Buddy has been quarantined in a timelocked captchalogue card for the time being. It has been revealed that the static is related to glitch clones, a particularly hazardous error from the sbargv2 session.
A doomed timeline apparently occurred involving it, as a version of Rise reportedly punched somebody, and later a dead timeclone of Rise was spotted in the same be that alpha Rise was sleeping in, prompting much panic and terror from them.
Thankfully this is still the alpha timeline and the replicator was repaired the same day.
Buddy still need a cure for glitch clone static however.
Return To Korous!
A note had been found by voidspawn Morcant and Coral, detailing a timeloop to be completed the next day. Having written the note in the last place, Heir of Time Rise Emit led the group back to Ancient Canyon and went back in time a week or two to avoid making the captives wait any longer than they already had to.
Joining Rise was Princess of Space Brae Emit (still very much dripping in ink), Witch of Time Katie, Warlock of Time Coleman, apparent Page of Light Tracy, Rogue of Heart Charles, *Jackbot, *Aperture, and Mei of Hepi.
Much of the time was spent piecing together translations for various texts left behind in a city contained within the dungeon, which reportedly was filled with brittle temporic skeletons.
After solving the puzzle in the city, the party soon faced off against Carmen, the electric maiden. Thankfully, the party was able to convince her to surrender rather than end her life. Tracy seems to hold something against her. It has been revealed that many of Tracy's memories were wiped right before voidco had attempted to dispose of her in that coffin she was found in.
The core was deactivated by Ultimate Katie, who used the combined power of her Entire Self to overload the core without detonation. This apparently caused some of her "scientist" splinters to fade, having been exhausted entirely from the attack.
Princes of Time River Garren and Travis Entropa were successfully rescued, though the latter was apparently in a much worse condition.
As mentioned before, all timeloops have been fulfiled, though Carmen has yet to arrive in Desertia to discuss resigning from voidco as expected.
Mei is Missing!
Earlier today Mei of Hepi had been reported missing! Entirely too exhausted to walk Katie, Rogue of Heart Charles, and practically dripping tar at this point Brae Emit took a trip to Hepi to track her down. Reportedly they did find her, but she then disappeared once more, causing a great deal of distress among the group, especially for Katie, as they are girlfriends together. Later today however, a mysterious figure identifying as the president of the figment dimension announced that they had found Mei in their bathtub and had convinced her to return home later when she is ready.
DSPAN Political Poll
Local Desertian government TV Station DSPAN has sent out an opinion poll to be completed by our readers. Please use This Link to access it.
Disclaimer: The Charcherry Weekly is not affiliated with DSPAN.
TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 5
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone! Mage of Light Nick here! I managed to get a great deal of help from a series of anonymous informants so hopefully it doesn't take me all night to write everything this time... I hope.
Getting a Shoe in the Door
Big news today on the 22nd as Kek of Kekco ™ has made his official leap into the presidential running for Desertia.
He was reported to have said “who need business license?? business?? maybe. but not family. not KekCo™️” overlooking the fact that a business license is what make most businesses a business. Rustye Furreh briefly acted as a staff member on Kek's team before splitting off to start her own campaign.
This campaign of hers appears to have ended in disaster, as her press conference was sabotaged by flaming teleported playing cards last moment.
Lightbringer Trial Update
Legal proceedings are still ongoing for accused space pirate and possible mass murderer Charles, who may have been the captain of the mysterious ship known as the Light Bringer. His whereabouts are currently subject to speculation, but trial proceedings will begin Aug 30th at 4:00 PM CDT. Reportedly, the prosecutor will be the famous Bueroucratian prosecutor Lightyears Edgeworth. Rustye seems to have the hots for him.
Expected to represent Charles in court is a future version of Katie, as the current version of her is far too injured and drained from recent adventures.
Will she be able to clear his name?
A Cat from the Sky!
A hornless cat-troll by the name of Drenya has landed in Charcherry recently. She appears to be very lonely and is an obligate carnivore, presumably. It appears she has moved in with me, your dear main newsletter writer.
In my opinion, she makes for good company, especially considering she doesn't cause much chaos, aside from basic catlike antics. Also nice to talk to.
Is this the end of my loneliest chapter?
An Autumnal Welcome
This week, Brae Emit has recieved a handful of guests to her apparently beautiful farm on Autumnal. Many seeking lemons, conversation, and solace. Reportedly, Rise and Brae wound up building a chicken coop together from scratch.
Unfortunately, these visits became more strained after Brae began reportedly phasing and dripping ink everywhere for still unforseen reasons. This has also delayed the search for chickens to populate the chicken coop.
Drunk Across Time
By using a strange substance known as "time booze", Charles had managed to get Katie drunk earlier in the day, while another version of herself was at the wheel as she was recovering from her intense legal work the day before.
The Mystery of Eddie
Also during that day, a hostile spaceship landed in charcherry forest, having gotten past the desertian blockades with an EMP. This ship contained a queen who had tried to kidnap Mage of Mind Eddie, forcing him to transform into a large fuzzy wolf. This wound up being her downfall.
Thankfully Eddie changed back after calming down, with many of us petting his soft fur until he shrank to average size once more.
Horror and Tragedy on Creknam
An SOS message from planet Creknam had been picked up by *Jackbot, an ai recently freed from servitude and recently connected to the friendship network. It is still unknown who sent that message, but a party was assembled, including Witch of Time Katie Kitten, Warlock of Time Coleman, Ex-sprite Buddy, *Aperture, yours truly Mage of Light Nick Card, apparent Page of Light Tracy, and Maid of Heart Rustye Furreh.
The Sos exploration team spent a fair amount of time figuring out how to get there before settling on just using one of the warships. A mysterious figure known as Wasp also joined the party. After a bit of time, the group arrived at the planet. The warlock seemed sure that this would end up like a horror film. It almost did. It turns out that the dungeon contained a Vault tec experiment, with a series of disturbing creatures I'd rather not remember. Thankfully they were eventually neutralized with fire.
Unfortunately, the rescue mission was considered a bust, as a gunshot noise on the way out, coupled with the sheer lack of life signature readings outside of the party after that had all but confirmed the worst. Despite failing the main objective, valuable data was extracted from the dungeon core found there, which was already in an nonworking condition at the time of visiting.
Warlock's Research
All during this week, Warlock of Time Coleman has been studying and experimenting with the recovered aspect cores. He managed to create a time-focusing blade, and a space focusing ring. An incident occurred involving apparent Muse of Breath Selrahc breaking into the AC Memorial Robotics Lab/Hotel, which prompted Coleman to release the aspect energy from the recovered cores. This caused a shift in aspect energy balances, which ultimately caused scar tissue to appear on Gene's face. This has caused slight effects to users of the four aspects of note (time, space, light, void).
It is unknown how far this research will go after that incident. The space focusing ring had been given to Brae, but shortly after the inky effects began appearing, raising the question if the ring caused it or not.
Isaac's evil looking castle or something idk
An ominous castle has appeared in Desertia, apparently the residence of Isaac Reuben. This sudden castle seems to be part of his presidential campaign. He was interviewed by DSPAN reporters relaying sent-in questions and reportedly sounded just like a politician.
While he seems admirable in his current stance on the well being of others, it is a question if elements from his past will cause any setbacks for his campaign.
Static Issues?
A strange static has been reported from the replicator in Desertia, having reportedly infected Ex-sprite Buddy.
Buddy has been quarantined in a timelocked captchalogue card for the time being. It has been revealed that the static is related to glitch clones, a particularly hazardous error from the sbargv2 session.
A doomed timeline apparently occurred involving it, as a version of Rise reportedly punched somebody, and later a dead timeclone of Rise was spotted in the same be that alpha Rise was sleeping in, prompting much panic and terror from them.
Thankfully this is still the alpha timeline and the replicator was repaired the same day.
Buddy still need a cure for glitch clone static however.
Return To Korous!
A note had been found by voidspawn Morcant and Coral, detailing a timeloop to be completed the next day. Having written the note in the last place, Heir of Time Rise Emit led the group back to Ancient Canyon and went back in time a week or two to avoid making the captives wait any longer than they already had to.
Joining Rise was Princess of Space Brae Emit (still very much dripping in ink), Witch of Time Katie, Warlock of Time Coleman, apparent Page of Light Tracy, Rogue of Heart Charles, *Jackbot, *Aperture, and Mei of Hepi.
Much of the time was spent piecing together translations for various texts left behind in a city contained within the dungeon, which reportedly was filled with brittle temporic skeletons.
After solving the puzzle in the city, the party soon faced off against Carmen, the electric maiden. Thankfully, the party was able to convince her to surrender rather than end her life. Tracy seems to hold something against her. It has been revealed that many of Tracy's memories were wiped right before voidco had attempted to dispose of her in that coffin she was found in.
The core was deactivated by Ultimate Katie, who used the combined power of her Entire Self to overload the core without detonation. This apparently caused some of her "scientist" splinters to fade, having been exhausted entirely from the attack.
Princes of Time River Garren and Travis Entropa were successfully rescued, though the latter was apparently in a much worse condition.
As mentioned before, all timeloops have been fulfiled, though Carmen has yet to arrive in Desertia to discuss resigning from voidco as expected.
Mei is Missing!
Earlier today Mei of Hepi had been reported missing! Entirely too exhausted to walk Katie, Rogue of Heart Charles, and practically dripping tar at this point Brae Emit took a trip to Hepi to track her down. Reportedly they did find her, but she then disappeared once more, causing a great deal of distress among the group, especially for Katie, as they are girlfriends together. Later today however, a mysterious figure identifying as the president of the figment dimension announced that they had found Mei in their bathtub and had convinced her to return home later when she is ready.
DSPAN Political Poll
Local Desertian government TV Station DSPAN has sent out an opinion poll to be completed by our readers. Please use This Link to access it.
Disclaimer: The Charcherry Weekly is not affiliated with DSPAN.