Charcherry Weekly - Issue 3
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 3
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone! Mage of Light Nick here! Things have really been picking up lately, and we haven't even been visiting any dungeons lately @ _@
Let's do this!
The Princess of Space is here!
Quite a few days ago, Brae Emit, Princess of Space, appeared on the memo. The following day, she arrived on starter. Apparently she is the sister of Rise Emit, Heir of Time. Rise reportedly bought three boxes of lemon bars to celebrate her return. Reportedly she had been living alone on planet Autumnal for seven years before finally reaching out and contacting recently. She is now staying with her sibling for a while and has quickly made friends with many of the folks around here.
Boisterous Boom-whacker Breaks up Bar Brawl
Not long after Brae and Rise's reunion involving copious store-bought lemon bars, Knight of Void Jamie entered the bar and attempted to shoot Mage of Mind Eddie with a gun, reportedly a pistol. Fortunately, Jamie was apprehended by the group, despite reported difficulties.
Rogue of heart Charles neutralized the situation by encasing everyone in the bar under a layer of quick-hardening foam. The solvent required to escape from the foam is reportedly lemon-scented. After that, Jamie was placed in a containment cell in the center of town.
A Clean Slate
Maid of Heart Rustye Furreh has been largely absent from Charcherry this week, but has kept in contact over the memo. Reportedly, she had a great deal of her memories wiped by her kismesis. Thankfully it seems it was largely just a roll-back to a previous memory-set, and no major damage was incurred. Because her client was still in the memo at time of erasure, she had a reason to check it and re-introduce herself to the group.
A Tale of Heart, Space, and Time
Some time earlier this week, Witch of Time Katie Kitten became locked into a nightmare, after years of reportedly having no dreams. Rogue of Heart Charles took matters into his own hands and entered her dream via Heart-y Thing.
Later on, Princess of Space Brae Emit managed to open a rift leading into the dream world, which allowed Heir of Hope Hazel Careon to enter the dream physically. Apparently, the dream was a flashback belonging to one of Katie's countless offshoots, particularly one which had been ordered to take the place of a certain Sylph of Doom who had tried to remove himself from the timeline via the Blue Hole.
After an episode of existential dread regarding what would happen to her if she re-integrated with Grater Katie, a decision was made to give the offshoot version of Katie a soulbot so that she could live separately as her own person. Reportedly, the memory of the sylph of doom was rescued from the Blue Hole, but further investigation will be needed to gain more details on this.
One Rises, Another Falls
Very recently, a doomed timeclone of Rise Emit, Heir of Time, had appeared at the front gates of Gene's Garden. They had apparently been attacked at some point in the past, as evidenced from the copious scratches and marks across their body. Reportedly, they had arrived at that time after having completed their mission, which we may never truly know the extent of, possibly due to an associated cognitohazard. Rise Emit of the doomed timeline died there that night in the company of friends, family, and their alpha counterpart. It is assumed that their death was judged as Heroic.
Heir of Hope Hazel Careon was the one to give them a proper burial (though I did help with the digging efforts, she provided the casket). Their final resting place is in the graveyard behind Gene's Garden.
May the obscured incident that required their intervention never happen again.
Mystery of the Void Substance
Simultaneously occurring during the death of Doomed Timeclone Rise Emit, there was an incident involving Bard of Void Nate, which concluded with him also being placed into a containment chamber in the center of town. Reportedly, he had attempted to take a sample of the void-like substance from Knight of Void Jamie's cell, which she had vomited up. Princess of Space Brae Emit has taken up the task of caring for the prisoners, giving them food and cleaning waste from the cells. The "void substance" has proven to be incredibly difficult to clean, being resistant to standard bleach and water, as well as being able to resist a full-blast solarbeam from yours truly. The waste was disposed of via captchalogue card punchcard destruction, and the cleaning supplies were replaced after the unsuccessful cleaning attempt. Reportedly, Heir of Time Rise Emit ran out of grist after alchemizing the replacement supplies and had to grind for more grist the next day.
Currently there are queries on how captive conditions can be improved, as this method is proving to be unviable for long-term containment. Aspect suppression belts have been suggested, though that will not prevent non-aspect weapons from being used.
The Scream Heard Across The Worlds
A day or two ago, Rogue of Heart Charles screamed so loud that it somehow managed to break the laws of physics and travel through the transportalizer network, allowing his scream to be heard at every warp zone accessible location. This prompted a great deal of confused individuals to enter the Warp Zone room to investigate. Thankfully, Witch of Time Katie Kitten was able to successfully act as crowd control. Reportedly, Charles had screamed because he had only just heard about the Land of DownLoadableContent and Challenges, a planet which had appeared in the Starter system months ago when the 2.5 Update occurred in the SBARGv2 session. This planet has a wide variety of post-game content upon it, with countless denizen-controlled regions with their own regional quests and activities, catered towards players of the game.
It is a wonder that Charles did not lose his voice after this incident.
Dammit Charles stap making the headlines already
Earlier today, Rogue of Heart Charles crashed into Gene's Garden while falling from the sky, apparently suffering from a heart attack. He had landed in the upstairs guest room and managed to break through to the ground floor level, breaking the unwisely placed second tv near the fireplace in the process. He recovered thanks to wearing his trusty ruby pendant. reportedly, Witch of Time Katie Kitten managed to fall through the floor at time of crash landing in an attempt to assist Charles, and wound up requiring medical attention.
Repairs will be needed to the second floor of Gene's Garden, as well as the office room and the area near the fireplace.
Drama on the friendship Network
Recently, Windows XP-based AI Assistant *DeusEx and Cube Computer Assistant Erii have become acquainted and reportedly have fallen in love with eachother. However, Cube Computer Assistant Kaz has become jealous of this development and has been plotting to murder *DeusEx, while attempting to evade threats of being deactivated. Kaz has been banned from the Friendship Network after trying to kill *Aperture. It is unknown what danger this may pose to all parties involved, especially considering that AI rights are still vastly incomplete in their current legally accepted form, with many places which still do not consider AI-based individuals as people yet.
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TOPIC: Charcherry Weekly - Issue 3
The Charcherry Weekly
Hello everyone! Mage of Light Nick here! Things have really been picking up lately, and we haven't even been visiting any dungeons lately @ _@
Let's do this!
The Princess of Space is here!
Quite a few days ago, Brae Emit, Princess of Space, appeared on the memo. The following day, she arrived on starter. Apparently she is the sister of Rise Emit, Heir of Time. Rise reportedly bought three boxes of lemon bars to celebrate her return. Reportedly she had been living alone on planet Autumnal for seven years before finally reaching out and contacting recently. She is now staying with her sibling for a while and has quickly made friends with many of the folks around here.
Boisterous Boom-whacker Breaks up Bar Brawl
Not long after Brae and Rise's reunion involving copious store-bought lemon bars, Knight of Void Jamie entered the bar and attempted to shoot Mage of Mind Eddie with a gun, reportedly a pistol. Fortunately, Jamie was apprehended by the group, despite reported difficulties.
Rogue of heart Charles neutralized the situation by encasing everyone in the bar under a layer of quick-hardening foam. The solvent required to escape from the foam is reportedly lemon-scented. After that, Jamie was placed in a containment cell in the center of town.
A Clean Slate
Maid of Heart Rustye Furreh has been largely absent from Charcherry this week, but has kept in contact over the memo. Reportedly, she had a great deal of her memories wiped by her kismesis. Thankfully it seems it was largely just a roll-back to a previous memory-set, and no major damage was incurred. Because her client was still in the memo at time of erasure, she had a reason to check it and re-introduce herself to the group.
A Tale of Heart, Space, and Time
Some time earlier this week, Witch of Time Katie Kitten became locked into a nightmare, after years of reportedly having no dreams. Rogue of Heart Charles took matters into his own hands and entered her dream via Heart-y Thing.
Later on, Princess of Space Brae Emit managed to open a rift leading into the dream world, which allowed Heir of Hope Hazel Careon to enter the dream physically. Apparently, the dream was a flashback belonging to one of Katie's countless offshoots, particularly one which had been ordered to take the place of a certain Sylph of Doom who had tried to remove himself from the timeline via the Blue Hole.
After an episode of existential dread regarding what would happen to her if she re-integrated with Grater Katie, a decision was made to give the offshoot version of Katie a soulbot so that she could live separately as her own person. Reportedly, the memory of the sylph of doom was rescued from the Blue Hole, but further investigation will be needed to gain more details on this.
One Rises, Another Falls
Very recently, a doomed timeclone of Rise Emit, Heir of Time, had appeared at the front gates of Gene's Garden. They had apparently been attacked at some point in the past, as evidenced from the copious scratches and marks across their body. Reportedly, they had arrived at that time after having completed their mission, which we may never truly know the extent of, possibly due to an associated cognitohazard. Rise Emit of the doomed timeline died there that night in the company of friends, family, and their alpha counterpart. It is assumed that their death was judged as Heroic.
Heir of Hope Hazel Careon was the one to give them a proper burial (though I did help with the digging efforts, she provided the casket). Their final resting place is in the graveyard behind Gene's Garden.
May the obscured incident that required their intervention never happen again.
Mystery of the Void Substance
Simultaneously occurring during the death of Doomed Timeclone Rise Emit, there was an incident involving Bard of Void Nate, which concluded with him also being placed into a containment chamber in the center of town. Reportedly, he had attempted to take a sample of the void-like substance from Knight of Void Jamie's cell, which she had vomited up. Princess of Space Brae Emit has taken up the task of caring for the prisoners, giving them food and cleaning waste from the cells. The "void substance" has proven to be incredibly difficult to clean, being resistant to standard bleach and water, as well as being able to resist a full-blast solarbeam from yours truly. The waste was disposed of via captchalogue card punchcard destruction, and the cleaning supplies were replaced after the unsuccessful cleaning attempt. Reportedly, Heir of Time Rise Emit ran out of grist after alchemizing the replacement supplies and had to grind for more grist the next day.
Currently there are queries on how captive conditions can be improved, as this method is proving to be unviable for long-term containment. Aspect suppression belts have been suggested, though that will not prevent non-aspect weapons from being used.
The Scream Heard Across The Worlds
A day or two ago, Rogue of Heart Charles screamed so loud that it somehow managed to break the laws of physics and travel through the transportalizer network, allowing his scream to be heard at every warp zone accessible location. This prompted a great deal of confused individuals to enter the Warp Zone room to investigate. Thankfully, Witch of Time Katie Kitten was able to successfully act as crowd control. Reportedly, Charles had screamed because he had only just heard about the Land of DownLoadableContent and Challenges, a planet which had appeared in the Starter system months ago when the 2.5 Update occurred in the SBARGv2 session. This planet has a wide variety of post-game content upon it, with countless denizen-controlled regions with their own regional quests and activities, catered towards players of the game.
It is a wonder that Charles did not lose his voice after this incident.
Dammit Charles stap making the headlines already
Earlier today, Rogue of Heart Charles crashed into Gene's Garden while falling from the sky, apparently suffering from a heart attack. He had landed in the upstairs guest room and managed to break through to the ground floor level, breaking the unwisely placed second tv near the fireplace in the process. He recovered thanks to wearing his trusty ruby pendant. reportedly, Witch of Time Katie Kitten managed to fall through the floor at time of crash landing in an attempt to assist Charles, and wound up requiring medical attention.
Repairs will be needed to the second floor of Gene's Garden, as well as the office room and the area near the fireplace.
Drama on the friendship Network
Recently, Windows XP-based AI Assistant *DeusEx and Cube Computer Assistant Erii have become acquainted and reportedly have fallen in love with eachother. However, Cube Computer Assistant Kaz has become jealous of this development and has been plotting to murder *DeusEx, while attempting to evade threats of being deactivated. Kaz has been banned from the Friendship Network after trying to kill *Aperture. It is unknown what danger this may pose to all parties involved, especially considering that AI rights are still vastly incomplete in their current legally accepted form, with many places which still do not consider AI-based individuals as people yet.
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