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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 17, 2016 19:15:47 GMT -8
A chex-shaped spaceship makes its way down towards Starter planet... Flemoids are hot on its trail. swerving maneuvers are made, but alas, they are no match for the slime. The ship is brought down by the slime, and it goes crashing into the midnight city of Neon. A young horned man in a chex-shaped spacesuit is found in the driver's seat. The police arrive on the scene. the illegal alien is detained.
Start Jailbreak Adventure Seth wakes up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in his cell, useful or otherwise. "..." |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 17, 2016 22:29:56 GMT -8
How did he get here? Where even is he right now? {show Memolog}
CSC: 3Э ...The silence soounds like yoou either fell in... oor goot past it... 3Э
CSW: He's going to be fine!
CSW: ...I think!
CSW: Hopefully there arent any huge, mean squids...
CSW: Hello?
CSC: 3Э Yoo. 3Э
CSW: It's just a strange kinda quiet in here.
CURRENT azureNova [CAN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAN: Best of luck
CSW: ??
CAN: Talking to seth
CSW: Is he still there?
CSC: 3Э Soounds like it... 3Э
CAN: Also uh, your suit should have an automated mapping system, but I don't know what the automap would be configured to
CAN: ...what do you figure are the odds that he's gonna have to keep going after bazoik
CTE: bazoik?
CAN: Yeah.
CAN: That's the name of the orange planet he is on
CAN: Assuming it matches up
CSC: 3Э (...And I thoought "Starter Planet" was a weird planet name...) 3Э
CSW: (Someone didn't have any creative juices flowing...)
CAN: Let's face it: there aren't many types of media that have Chex Laboratories and Chex Mineral mines
CURRENT chronologicalNemesis [CCN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCN: HE'S STILL IN THERE!?
CAN: And he probably would be cheering if he found the LAZ device.
CCN: FUUUUUUUCK
CTE: calm your tits
CAN: Wow Twizzler, you need to chill.
CCN: SHUT THE FUCK
CAN: To explain the name: Lycoris > Licorice > Twizzler
CCN: I REFUSE TΘ BE BR▲ND N▲MED
CAN: Okay
CCN: I ▲M ▲ SELF M▲DE NIGHTM▲RE
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CFI: Thαnk fuck they didn't tαke my wrist-top
CCN: ΘH TH▲NK FUCK
CFI: I'm in jαil
CCN: YΘU'RE ▲LIVE
CAN: Would something stemming off of Ichor work?
CCN: ...IMPRISΘNED BUT ▲LIVE
CAN: ...what
CTE: how the fuck are you in jail
CCN: ...IF I CΘULD BUST YΘU ΘUT I WΘULD
CFI: I don't know, I just woke up here
CCN: BUT I H▲VE NΘ IDE▲ WHERE YΘU ▲RE.
CAN: Okay uh
CAN: Do you still have any of your things?
CFI: Let me check...
CAN: Other than that?
CAN: Hell, even if it's the bootspoon
CFI: Well, I cαn't find the wαffle suit or αny of the old remote looking things. I do hαve the regulαr spoon though. My syllαdex is locked into reαd only mode, so is my strife deck.
CAN: Alright
CCN: WELL SHIT
CFI: I'm weαring the suit I got from 19 story.
CAN: I assume you are covered in slime?
CAN: What
CFI: No slime here, thαnkfully
CCN: CRΘSSING ▲NIM▲LS, ▲N.
CCN: CRΘSSING ▲NIM▲LS.
CAN: Okay uh
CFI: This cell looks like it wαs built for toddlers.
CAN: You might have been knocked out and fallen deeper into the dreams
CAN: ...try poking it with the spoon
 He grabs his spoon and attempts to rip a hole in the fabric of space, like he did earlier with his scythe. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be working. |
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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 17, 2016 22:34:10 GMT -8
{Show Memolog}
CFI: ...this spoon doesn't do jαck shit.
CCN: JUST...IM▲GINE YΘURSELF ΘUT
CAN: Okay
CAN: Uh
CFI: Give me α moment
CCN: I ME▲N ▲ LΘT ΘF EVERYTHING IS CΘVERED IN DRE▲MS.
CAN: Do you have any weird things on your interface?
CSC: 3Э ...Can yoou doo soomething with the cell bars, if there are any? 3Э
CFI: Give me α fucking moment here!
CAN: Like, anything that might give us a clue as to where you are?
CAN: Sorry.
CFI: I don't know whαt you meαn by interfαce αnd these cell bαrs αre unbreαkαble with this shitty spoon.
CFI: So fαr none of the usuαl dreαm tricks αre working.
CCN: NΘT THIS SHIT ▲G▲IN.
CAN: Okay uh
CAN: What can you see outside the cell
CFI: I hαve to crouch to see out this thing...
 {Show Memolog}
CFI: ...I know where I αm.
CAN: But uh
CFI: I'm in Neon fucking City
CAN: Good news is you can swear again!
CCN: ...WH▲T?
CAN: ...that doesn't make sense
CCN: WE'RE IN ▲ GIG▲NTIC ▲SS DRE▲M
CCN: THERE'S NΘ NEED FΘR IT TΘ M▲KE SENSE
CAN: You cant access your sylladex, and you can't dream up anything
CAN: But you are in neon city?
CURRENT crazedPyrotechnic [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCP: keep the spoon. it'll be important later if you dont and you know that.
CAN: ...something smells fishy.
CCN: YΘU CΘULD FLUSH YΘURSELF IN ▲ TΘILET ▲ND END UP IN FUCKING SΘLE▲NN▲
CCP: seth. i s2g if you throw away the spoon
CAN: Oh god no.
CSC: 3Э ...That soounds... incredibly painful, CN... 3Э
CCP: you will live to regret it
CAN: Uh...
CCP: Kalmaro humans don't dissolve in water.
CAN: Anything in your cell?
CSC: 3Э I knoow that. 3Э
CFI: Wαit, isn't thαt the city from sonic 06
CAN: Yes, that would be Soleanna.
CCN: :duh:
CAN: But uh, what is in your cell?
CCN: SΘRRY, THE FIRST THING I THΘUGHT UP
CCN: I W▲S ▲BΘUT TΘ S▲Y ▲TL▲NTIS BUT TH▲T M▲KES ▲ BIT ΘF SENSE.
CFI: There's α dumb looking key αnd α... I thought there wαs α pumpkin here.
CCN: WELL IT'S GΘNE NΘW.
CAN: ...oh my god
CAN: Check your chest
CCP: check his chest???
CFI: Whαt do you meαn
CAN: Yes.
CSC: 3Э ...Doo pumpkins have a habit oof ceasing too exist oon yoour woorld, toooo? 3Э
CCN: CHEST ▲S IN BΘDY CHEST ΘR
CCN: BΘX CHEST?
CAN: Pull up your shirt, and check your chest
CCP: for these fucks? yes. for me? no.
CCN: ...PUMPKINS END UP BEING ▲BSΘRBED INTΘ MY BΘDY.
CFI: ...I sweαr if αnyone sees me tαking off my shirt...
CAN: If there is writing on it, I know exactly where he is
CCN: HEHEH...
CAN: I'm not peeping.
CCN: N▲H I C▲NT SEE YΘU, TΘΘ F▲R.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 17, 2016 22:38:48 GMT -8
{Show Memolog}
CFI: No writing. My chest is just fine.
CAN: ...well I thought it was jailbreak, but nope.
CSW: I'm so lost...
CAN: ...
CAN: Which side of the door is the keyhole on?
CFI: Not inside, thαt's certαin. The bαrs αre too close together for me to reαch my hαnds through.
CAN: Okay
CAN: ...see if it's unlocked
CAN: Probably won't be
CFI: It's locked.
CAN: ...was worth a shot
CAN: ...what can you see through the door?
CFI: An empty hαllwαy.
CAN: Okay uh
CTE: have you tried using the spoon to dig your way out
CAN: Use the spoon to give yourself a reflective surface to see with
CFI: The floors αnd wαlls αre mαde of concrete
CTE: i didnt ask for excuses
CFI: How the fuck do I see with this?
CAN: Stick the spoon out, and look at the reflection
 It's tough, but he manages to get the spoon at an angle where he can see the upside-down reflection of the hallway on it. {Show Memolog}
CFI: ...
CFI: I cαn bαrely mαke out α door αt the end of the hαllwαy
CAN: Anything further down the hallway- okay
CAN: Alright, what is the thickness of the walls?
CFI: Too thick for α spoon.
CAN: Uh...
CTE: chisel at it you coward
CAN: Any waste sendificators?
CAN: Try twisting the bars?
CCN: YΘU'RE PRΘB▲BLY TΘΘ TIRED TΘ TIMEPΘWER THE B▲RS TΘ RUST.
CAN: I mean, you probably can't erode things with time powers, since not a prince
CCN: ...RIGHT
CAN: ...start flinging insults out!
CCN: UGH.
CFI: TE, your ideαs αre stupid. Cαn't even mαke α dent in this wαll.
CCN: ▲S LΘNG ▲S THEY DΘN'T SENTENCE YΘU TΘ DE▲TH...
CAN: As soon as a guard takes the bait, time freeze them and make you escape!
CTE: your noodle arms are useless for chiseling
CFI: THESE ARE NO NOODLE ARMS. I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT FOR MONTHS TO BUILD MY STRENGTH BACK UP FROM LAST YEAR
CAN: But uh, try and insult the guards and their mother
CFI: I'VE BEEN YELLING FOR THE PAST MINUTE, NOBODY'S HERE!
CAN: Oh
CAN: Welp
CAN: Alright, uh...
CAN: Any other features in the room?
CAN: Bed? Toilet?
CFI: There's one of those bench looking beds in here. Too smαll for me to sleep on.
CAN: Look under the bed
CCN: E▲T THE BED.
CCP: >noodle arms
CAN: No Lycoris
CAN: No.
CCP: no matter how swole you are, it's the art style. you will always have noodle arms.
CFI: I CAN'T EAT THIS BED, IT'S MADE OF METAL!
CCP: :^)
CURRENT detachedHistorian [CDH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CDH: Isaac.
CAN: ...use the bed as a battering ram
CCN: NΘT WITH TH▲T ▲TTITUDE
CCP: yes beau
CSC: 3Э ...Can the bed be remooved froom the wall and bashed against things? 3Э
CDH: Have you considered changing the way you say your name?
CFI: It's αttαtched by hinges αnd chαins.
CAN: ...okay.
CAN: You should have enough MANGRIT to tear it off.
CFI: I think I might be αble to remove the hinges with the spoon αs α screwdriver.
CAN: Oh
CAN: That works
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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 17, 2016 23:22:39 GMT -8
 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"{Show Memolog}
CFI: OW FUCK MY FOOT
CFI: AAAAAAAGH
CAN: Let's save that MANGRIT for using the b-
CSC: 3Э ... 3Э
CAN: ...it fell on your foot, didn't it.
CFI: WHAT DID YOU THINK?!
CFI: Ugh...
CAN: Well, there could have been a dire rat under the bed
CFI: I got it out.
CFI: Whαt the fuck is α dire rαt
CAN: A bigger than usual rat
CFI: ...thαt's it?
CAN: Yep.
CCN: ▲ R▲T TH▲T WILL GIVE YΘU ▲ B▲D TIME.
CAN: Bit more aggressive too.
CAN: Hmm...
CAN: If you can't break down the door, you could use the chains to help yourself out the window, if you could bust the bars and fit through.
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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 17, 2016 23:31:11 GMT -8
{Show Memolog}
CFI: Okαy, I think I cαn stαnd on my feet αgαin... It still hurts though.
CFI: Let's see whαt I cαn do αgαinst these chαins...
CFI: ...I just remembered
CFI: I cαn use fire mαgic
CAN: ...fuck it, I'm just gonna skip a whole load of bullshit.
CCN: USE IT
 {Show Memolog}
CAN: I'm sending someone over.
CFI: Here goes nothing
CFI: This is tαking α while
CFI: How hot do I need to get this to stαrt melting metαl?
CCN: I SWE▲R TΘ GΘD IF YΘUR "SΘMEΘNE" MURDERS HIM IM GΘNN▲ FUCKING FIND YΘUR H▲RDDRIVE ▲ND *E▲T IT*.
CFI: Whαt the fuck
CDH: (• ̥ •)
CFI: Lycoris, do you eαt α lot of metαl?
CSC: 3Э ...What in the name oof the Great Zapfish is CN's prooblem tooday? 3Э
CFI: It's stαrting to sound like it
CCN: I H▲VE NΘ STΘM▲CH. NΘR INN▲RDS.
CFI: Well normαl people cαn't eαt metαl
CFI: Usuαlly.
CCN: BUT I H▲VE ▲ MΘUTH SΘ I C▲N TECHNIC▲LLY EMUL▲TE E▲TING
CCN: BUT I C▲NNΘT H▲VE THE JΘY ΘF E▲TING ▲ C▲KE.
CCN: ▲S MEDICINE WΘULD S▲Y
CCN: "I DΘ NΘT DESERVE IT."
 Seth continues to try and melt the chain as an unknown figure wearing a cloak and a featureless mask appears in the jail cell through a portal. He looks over at the figure with surprise and some mistrust. Who is this? {Show Dialoglog}
???: You rang?
Seth: ...who the fuck αre you?!
???: The guy *Azure sent.
Seth: Whαt do you wαnt?
???: Honestly, I want to get this over with incase any more glitch clones show up, but I suppose I could leave you in here if you want...
Seth: ...
???: ...So, where to?
???: Charcherry Town?
???: Look, I swear I'm not a halucination.
Seth: ...αlright, I'll trust you.
???: Need me to grab your stuff?
Seth: I hαve everything I need.
???: Alright, if you insist.
And with that, Seth walks into the portal to Charcherry town, remembering to grab the spoon from earlier. Who knows when that spoon will come in handy. "Later, Seth." |
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Post by frozenlake on Nov 18, 2016 3:01:25 GMT -8
After taking care of Seth, the Disguised Jester steps through a portal to a field just outside of the city, where the flemoids had landed, seeking the food stocks of the farm close by. A wave of his hand, and the portal behind him closes, before a portal appears overhead the flemoids, sucking them through from the sudden vacuum created, sending them to the sun. As he closes the portal, the superheated grass from the solar radiation coming from the previous portal has air suddenly rush in to it. A large explosion occurs as the large circle of grass bursts into flames, before dying quickly into cinders... and the Jester flees.
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