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flightlessicarus
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Kek adopted me?! Nov 14, 2016 18:48:40 GMT -8

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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 14, 2016 18:48:40 GMT -8

fatalItinerary posted at [ N/A ] on [ N/A ], from [ Train of Thought, Underworld ]
TOPIC: Kek adopted me?!

A lizard consort by the name of Kek has claimed me and all of my alternates as his adopted son and I don't want any part of it. None of us do.
I'm already 18, but Isaac has told me that it didn't specify what sort of years so I'm stuck with him for 400 fucking years of my life!
What am I supposed to do about it? he won't leave me alone. I can't run or hide anywhere.

I need help.
Please.

Last Edit: Nov 14, 2016 18:49:15 GMT -8 by flightlessicarus

powerkitten golden egg Heir of Hope/Mage of Rage/Witch of Time/Lord of Typos and Retcons Posts: 805	Kek adopted me?! Nov 14, 2016 18:57:04 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by powerkitten on Nov 14, 2016 18:57:04 GMT -8 rebelliousVoltron posted at [ N/A ] on [ 2016/09/09 ], from [ Seth's Dream Dome, The Furthest Ring ] TOPIC: REx1: Kek adopted me?! Just let him pretend. He means no harm. because giant robots are cool.

flightlessicarus
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Kek adopted me?! Nov 14, 2016 19:13:50 GMT -8

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Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 14, 2016 19:13:50 GMT -8

fatalItinerary posted at [ N/A ] on [ N/A ], from [ Train of Thought, Underworld ]
TOPIC: REx2: Kek adopted me?!

he didn't even ask permission! how am I supposed to be strong and independent if I can't even protect myself from suddenly being owned by a reptile barely even a fraction of my height?
I never asked for this.

I almost want my real dad back.
Almost.

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Kek adopted me?! Nov 15, 2016 4:09:24 GMT -8

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Post by togetic on Nov 15, 2016 4:09:24 GMT -8

keK posted at [ ERROR ] on [ ERROR ], from [ The Void ]
TOPIC: Rex3: Kek adopted me?!

Alphason... can be hard adapting to change, kekdad understands, nothing going to be easy. Know kekdad cannot replace big dumb baby goopdad, can only be better dad to infinite sons, am here for you

compiled resources for infinite sons in time of need
kidshealth.org/en/kids/talk-parents.html
www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Your-Parents
www.mamashealth.com/relationships/stepfatherandchild.asp
iamachildofdivorce.com/what-can-i-do-if-i-dont-like-my-stepparent/

Buy shoe, support kekdad's infinite sons, must pay for college

frozenlake too many eggs Posts: 602	Kek adopted me?! Nov 15, 2016 6:18:42 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by frozenlake on Nov 15, 2016 6:18:42 GMT -8 *Azure TOPIC: REx4: Kek adopted me?! You do realize that this is going to end in pain and bloodshed, right?
	Last Edit: Nov 15, 2016 6:19:02 GMT -8 by frozenlake

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Kek adopted me?! Nov 15, 2016 7:49:29 GMT -8 via Tapatalk

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eternalFugitive posted at [ ERROR ] on [ 9/9/2016 ], from [ Thoraine ]
TOPIC: REx4: Kek adopted me?!

Seth, just ignore Kek. You don't have to acknowledge his claims in the slightest. Believing them is the only thing that grants them power.
Don't let the enemy win.

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Kek adopted me?! Nov 17, 2016 10:36:27 GMT -8

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Post by frozenlake on Nov 17, 2016 10:36:27 GMT -8

*Azure posted from [ Furthest Ring ]
TOPIC: REx5: Kek adopted me?!

Unless they get what ever forces of whatever consort governments there are to try to enforce it.

...Honestly, its just going to be more annoying than anything, to be fair.

Last Edit: Nov 17, 2016 10:36:44 GMT -8 by frozenlake

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Kek adopted me?!

Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 14, 2016 18:48:40 GMT -8

Post by powerkitten on Nov 14, 2016 18:57:04 GMT -8

Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 14, 2016 19:13:50 GMT -8

Post by togetic on Nov 15, 2016 4:09:24 GMT -8

Post by frozenlake on Nov 15, 2016 6:18:42 GMT -8

Post by flightlessicarus on Nov 15, 2016 7:49:29 GMT -8

Post by frozenlake on Nov 17, 2016 10:36:27 GMT -8

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