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Post by togetic on Nov 8, 2016 6:38:27 GMT -8
On the secretive outskirts of consort territory a small island bustles with activity. Down upon that island, set into the cover of the rain forest, a pair of impressive stone gates sit as the entrance to the colossal fortress-like compound that is Park Park. Deep within, preparations continue for the first opening day. Balloons are hung, posters lain out, meat released, and laws surrounding culpable homicide are loosened. Looming tall over the small set of docks that serve as the only entrance, and exit, to the island compound the girth of the gate is covered in a sparse splattering of consort technicians, each one trying in vain to look as though they're working. Park Park's opening day draws near.  |
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Post by togetic on Jul 25, 2017 2:36:33 GMT -8
Kek Co™'s Hatellites have turned their ever-seeing eyes away from the island nation co-opted for this capitalistic venture, creating a blackzone for any intrepid user of Kekgle Starter Planet.
Black kekicopters (Equipped with the company standard clogs instead of skids as landing gear) have been witnessed flying out from restricted areas on the mainland, carrying large sealed crates too- but never from- the island. Esteemed biologists, botanists and ectobiologists have begun disappearing with anyone with information on their whereabouts buried under clouds of forced NDA agreements from the Hat King himself.
The island nation of the Neo United States of America, having recently signed a historic agreement between the Hat King and the great warrior king "Barrack Obama", has also been sighted sending cargo ships of unidentified biological materials to the park. When questioned on the nature of these transactions, King Obama only chuckled.
Rumours abound from the mainland towns used by staff to reach the island, hushed whispers of unholy screaming in the night echoing from the docks.
Keen eyed players who still keep tabs on their long empty grist stores may notice strange activity, small amounts being deposited from untraceable sources only to be used up just as quickly.
Undeniably, activity in Park Park is swelling.
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Post by togetic on Mar 2, 2018 5:25:54 GMT -8
Kek Co™ webservers have all suddenly begun intermittently advertising a new Park Park website to the denizens of Starterplanet (as well as the other assorted intra and extradimensional entities accessing Starterplanet's internet systems). While it seems like most of the pages are heavily redacted to the point of unreadability, clicking the "our team" tab on the homepage leads to a completely untouched web page, apparently describing the key team members engaged in Park Park's surface level operation. While very clearly an amateur rushjob, even by the very low bar of consort standards, it nonetheless appears to be the only thing actually deemed permissible for the public to view. Said webpage is available here: drive.google.com/open?id=1V9QDCQO4h1m0al3EIe7GowN0n7u7lIoV |
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